Thirty Nine

Carl has started a group chat


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Carl: hey bae


Ron: what


Carl: you still mad


Ron: about what


Carl: about me flipping out


Ron: i dont know what your talking about


Carl: ...wrong your


Ron: ignore it


Carl: oh come on


Ron: nope


Carl: i just wanted you to eat it


Ron: well how am i supposed to eat it wHEN IT TASTES LIKE SHIT


Ron: I CANT CARL, I CANT


Carl: IM NOT PERFECT OKAY?


Ron: I KNOW YOU ARENT BUT HOW CAN YOU FAIL SO BAD AT PIZZA ROLLS


Carl: I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAD TO PUT STUFF INSIDE IT


Ron: OMFG THAT'S WHY IT WAS STUFFED WITH OTHER FOODS???


Carl: LOOK IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW BUT IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE APOLOGIZING


Ron: ...nuh uh


Carl: yeah, you shouldn't insult my cooking like that. at least i tried.


Ron: i guess you're right


Carl: so...?


Ron: promise that you'll improve your terrible cooking skills?


Carl: Ron don't be a hoe


Ron: sorry, but promise me you'll fix your sh***y cooking


Ron: better?


Carl: sure. i promise


Ron: thanks. im sorry i was such a b***h to you


Carl: you didnt need to censor that one


Ron: why?


Carl: because its the truth


Carl has left the chat


Ron: damn


Ron: he's a bitch, but he's my bitch


Ron: thats what counts


Ron has left the chat

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