Holy shit forty chapters? Damn, I need to start paying attention.

Alpha has started a group chat

Rosita: please dont let this be you saying some weird shit

Alpha: too late

Alpha: a strawberry's purpose is to start out as a virgin and then find its chosen one and let the chosen one eat it (out) and then die

Maggie: ...

Ron: ...

Carl: ...

Rosita: ...

Glenn: i like you

Maggie: glenn!

Glenn: well that is its purpose. i mean thats like all foods purpose but whatever

Ron: what about the strawberries that are soft and swchifty

Carl: wtf does that mean?

Alpha: do you mean soft and squishy?

Ron:

Ron: fuckin wizard

Alpha: so your question....?

Ron: right, so the strawberries that are soft and squishy...whats up with them?

Rosita: you guys are weird at explaining things

Carl: just sit back and watch, its fun

Alpha: Right, so when a strawberry like that comes along, its actually been bitten before (aka lost its virginity) but it regenerated because its chosen one didn't completely consume it.

Glenn: are they edible?

Alpha: No, when they recreate themselves, they use something called BTM (bitch try me). It is non-edible (i mean you could eat it but then you'd burn from the inside out).

Ron: so why tf would they regenerate if its main purpose is destroyed??

Alpha: Because they're bitches who're afraid to die.

Carl: oH

Ron: thats weird

Maggie: i completely forgot that this whole conversation is just his/her creativity that includes the life of strawberries

Maggie: speaking of which...

Maggie: whats ur gender

Ron: whats ur gender

Carl: whats ur gender

Glenn: whats ur gender (cool strawberry story btw)

Rosita: whats ur gender

Alpha: GOD DAMNIT

Alpha: no

Alpha: stop this

Glenn: give us a hint then

Alpha: like what

Carl: DO YOU CARRY FLAPPERS OR A STICK

Alpha: WHAT THE FUCK CARL

Carl: ANSWER THE QUESTION

Ron: you better do what he says

Glenn: come on just tell us

Alpha: i carry....

Alpha: stuff n thangs

Carl: BITCH CHOOSE ONE. FLAPPERS OR A STICK.

Alpha: BITCH WHEN WILL YOU HOES STOP QUESTIONING ME ABOUT MY PERSONAL INFORMATION IT'S REALLY ANNOYING AND PISSES ME OFF

Alpha: PLEASE END THIS MADNESS

Glenn: if it makes you feel any better I don't really care who you is, what you is

Alpha: thanks Glenn

Alpha: means a lot

Glenn: BITCH I KNOW I'M GREAT LEMME HEAR IT

Maggie: tf

Ron: GLENN IS KING OF THIS FUCKING PLACE

Carl: GLENN IS BAE GLENN IS BOSS GLENN IS KING. GLENN. IS. LIFE.

Maggie: what the actual fuck is goin on rn

Ron: IF YOU DARE DISRESPECT THIS THEN WE SHALL DAMN YOU

Carl: MMMM WE SHALL DAMN YOU TO HELL

Alpha: the focus is off me so im grateful

Rosita: oH ShiT

Glenn: FUCK YEA

Carl: damn it feels good to be a gangster