Rick has started a group chat
Rick: hay
Rick: what no i meant gay
Rick: NO
Rick: how to type on bones
Carl: dad wtf
Maggie: Rick I still don't really know why we've all got phones...and how the hell do we have wifi..
Rick: I thought this would help us communicate dora
Maggie: where did dora come from
Carl: her mother's vagina
Daryl: EVER SINCE YOU GOT THE PHONES CARL HAS SUCKED ASS
Rick: the hell do you mean daryl
Daryl: ever since you got him the phone he locked himself in his room and i guess he realized he never got the chance to be a normal weird teen so i bet you all $30 that hes looking up porn with one hand while hes got his other hand down his pants and i bet you all another $10 that he thinking of Enid while jerking himself
Carl: HOLY SHIT DARYL
Enid: WOAH WOAH WOAH JUST BECAUSE UR LONELY ASS CANT GET ANY LOVE DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME N CARL AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM THEN ILL TAKE MICHONNES SWORD N CHOP UR DICK OFF SO EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO GET A GIRL IN UR BED YOU CANT DO SHIT AND YOULL CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE LSKJGSLDKGHDILHKSLDKGHDLKFGHDFGKJFH
Daryl: DAAAMMN BITCH CHILL
Carl: to be clear...WE ARENT A THING DERYL
Rosita: yo my notifications keep goin off n its so annoying SHUT TF UP PUTAS
Maggie: me n rick just took michonnes sword ENID NOWS YOUR CHANCE HURRY BEFORE SHE NOTICES DSLKHGSDGKJH
Michonne: Hey guys I'm going on a run someone needs to watch Judith while I'm gone (aka rick)
Maggie: Speak of the devil
Michonne: ...WHAT.
Michonne: THE.
Michonne: HELL.
Rosita: daaamn i might just stay
Sasha: Same girl
Michonne: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE HOES TOOK MY DAMN SWORD
Rick: toe
Rick: damnit no
Carl: nope
Daryl: no
Sasha: lol no
Rosita: no
Maggie: no sry
Enid: Hi how ya doin
Michonne: oh hell nah
Enid: before you freak out n break shit i will just say that it was for a good cause
Michonne: THE FUCK YOU MEAN ENID
Enid: i was gonna use it to chop daryl's dick off
Michonne: All is forgiven.
Daryl: WTH MICH
Michonne: Enid gimme my sword back Daryl needs to learn a lesson for calling me that stupid ass nickname
Enid: sure gurl
Daryl: OH HEEEELLLLLLLLL NOO
Daryl: SHIT SHES RUNNING AFTER ME
Daryl: SHE KNOWS WHERE IM HIDING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIITTTT
Daryl: SHES AT MY DOOR SOMEONE PLZ SEND HELP
Daryl: ENID MICHONNE CARL AND ROSITA ARE ATTACKING ME WTF YOU LITTLE TRAITORS
Rosita: This is what you get you bitch
Carl: Damn right
Enid: Hell fuckin yeah boi
Michonne: HOLD HIS ARMS N LEGS DOWN IM GOIN FOR THE DDDD
Maggie: wow r u guys tryna rape the poor homo sapien
Rick: sounds an awful lot like rape to me
Michonne: shhh or ill cut you bitches
Maggie: oh...*that voice* oh
Rick: Michonne all you gotta do is drop the...you know what i wanna keep my baby maker sorry Daryl
Rosita: HOLY SHIT
Maggie: OH NO WHATS WRONG
Rosita: DARYLS ACTUALLY CRYING IM LSKGJSLKFGHDFLJGDLFGDKFJG
Carl: LIKE IVE NEVER SEEN HIM CRY
Enid: holy shit sorry Daryl
Michonne: YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON BITCH?
Daryl: YES.
Michonne: YOU EVER GONNA CALL ME THAT DUMB ASS NICKNAME AGAIN?
Daryl: NO I PROMISE JUST PLEASE LEAVE MY PACKAGE ALOOONE!!!
Carol: You mean those 2 inches?
Enid: He told you that in confidence Carol
Sasha: Damn Carol first appearance and you roasted tf outta him
Daryl: gonna go die in a hole bye traitors
Daryl has left the chat