Jesus has started a group chat

Carl: holy shit JESUS HAVE YOU COME TO TAKE ME TO HELL????

Jesus: bitch no

Jesus: thats not even what he does dumbass

Carl: hurtful

Rick: how do you have a phone

Jesus: im a ninja

Jesus has left the chat

Glenn: well that was weird

Glenn: guess whooooo

Maggie: uhh glenn tf

Glenn: no maggie, its not ur husband

Glenn: you guys were just talking to me

Carl: holy shit JESUS IS MAGIC

Glenn: no im a ninja damnit

Jesus has joined the chat

Jesus: im slowly taking over your phones

Carl: oml he's like a fucking virus

Jesus: glenn's is mine now

Daryl: guys this is glenn wtf how did jesus get my phone

Rick: bitch yOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS THERE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW

Daryl: taken over nowww haha im a ninja

Maggie: HE REPLACED THE PHONE WITH A ROCK (btw this is glenn) HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

Jesus: jesus

Glenn: is

Daryl: a

Maggie: ninja

Carl: GLENN JUST STOP TALKING AND HE WONT TAKE THE PHONES YOU TOUCH ANYMORE

Jesus: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Rick: wtf

Daryl: i knocked jesus out, everyone has there own phone back

Glenn: yee

Jesus: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Jesus: ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

Maggie: uhh

Jesus: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jesus: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jesus: IM A NINJA I CANT DIE I TRICKED YOU I WASNT KNOCKED OUT IM INVINCIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Jesus:

Maggie has removed Jesus from the chat

Carl: fucking finally

Carl: bye gonna go find my bae

Carl has left the chat

Rick has left the chat

Daryl has left the chat

Maggie: im bored

Glenn: ill get friends

Glenn has added Rosita, Tara, Sasha, Ron, Jessie, Sam, Carl, Carol, and Enid to the chat

Maggie: could've went without whoreald

Enid: fuck you too

Glenn: sorry

Enid: this will not go unpunished

Sasha: bitch tf it will

Glenn has removed Enid from the chat

Maggie: holy shit its been foreverrr

Maggie: how's my main hoe been

Sasha: good how's my main hoe been

Maggie: good

Ron: good

Ron: ...

Sam: my brothers a hoe

Carl: ron wtf

Sasha: well shit

Ron: i have been lied to

Ron has left the chat

Glenn: no damnit ur not supposed to leave we're all supposed to...idk party or some shit

Maggie: YOU ARE ALL HERE BECAUSE GLENN BUILT THIS CHAT

Carl: buuut jesus started it tho

Maggie: ...

Maggie: fuck u too then