@juniperr: bout to fly to NY soon and i just wanted to take this opportunity to say i miss my dog and this is a live pic
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username: this cute as fuck

username: ur dog owns my ass

tomholland2013: how are you missing your dog if we haven't even left yet

username: did he really just ask that question

username: this GUY

teegansloane: who do you think you are @tomholland2013

username: what. an. idiot.

username: hermione granger? that u?? @username

juniperr: i'm breaking up with you @tomholland2013

zendaya: we all know ur too infatuated to do that but you do you sis @juniperr

tomholland2013: you like me too much 😎

Private Messages
Tom [hoelland]
Juniper [roadie]

hoelland

roadie

btw why is my name roadie

hoelland
well
u remember that one time
when i was driving us
to lunch
and you
wink wonk

roadie
tom hoelland
you
disgusting
oh my god
i'm a child of god

hoelland
:/

roadie
no
never again
you ruined it for yourself bucko

hoelland

roadie
KCKFODO
SHUT
BITCH ASS

hoelland
could say the same about you
why is mine hoelland

roadie
cuz you
are one H O R NY
motherfucker

hoelland
you didn't have to be so loud

"web addicts anonymous™️"
Zendaya [ZOOM⚡️]
Tony [rusty]
Tom [spiderling]
Laura [lizard queen]
Jacob [guy in the chair]
Harrison [the intern]
Teegan [tigger]
Juniper [clifford]

clifford
is this loud enough for you
tom
tomass
TOM HOLLAND
IS A HOE
THE HORNIEST MF I EVER FUCKED

the intern
we been knew

ZOOM⚡️

spiderling

tigger
bitch as if
YOU
ain't literally had sex
8 TIMES
in one day before

clifford
omg stop yelling

lizard queen
my vagina
hurts
just from reading that

ZOOM⚡️
GIRL YO FUCKING 🅱️USSY

rusty
now that's stamina

guy in the chair
ugh her mind

spiderling
we're breaking that record soon

clifford
no we fuckin ain't

lizard queen
look at us sittin here
pretending we ain't the fucking same

ZOOM⚡️
not on my christian servers

tigger
shut up thot ass
after jupe u the second biggest hoe

clifford
no that's you

tigger
idk how to read

guy in the chair

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KING
sorry this is a kind of short thing that doesn't drive the plot at all bc i feel like i need drama in this book but i'm too ducking
sigh
i don't want to hurt my children
also how y'all feel about... s m u t, cowards. anyway
this book has gotten a lot of traction lately i'm so happy??? thank you?? UWU
also
i have a peter parker fic in the works i've got about three chapters done do i drop?? im awful at updating so i'm trying to get as far 🏃🏼‍♀️ ahead as possible and plz reading my HP fic too thanks love y'all UWUWUSUWYWUWUSUWU