The school talent show rap lyric (not) prank

The class was taking a test on the history of quirks.

One of the multiple choice questions was asking how they were feeling about the test so far. It was put in there by Nezu as a joke.

CK:(looks at the question) ...is distressed an option?

Aizawa: everyone make sure you read this question carefully so you don't make any careless mistakes.

CK: well forget passing, I bouta pass out.

Later,

Aizawa: alright time's up.

CK: well we're done for.

Y/n: I know right? These tests are so hard not even a teacher could do it without my help.

CK: you're gonna be fine, I didn't even finish!

Y/n: same... I mean I wrote the answers in the first 10 minutes but I was too nervous to hand it in until the end of class.

CK:😐...

Y/n: my score's about to be in the 2-figure territory.

After the tests were marked,

Aizawa: alright class, here's your tests.(hands out the results)

CK:(looks at her score, it was 86%)

Y/n:(extremely disappointed)

CK: missed 90% too?

Y/n: basically, I got a 91%. That's like, an A-. may as well subtract myself from the class.

CK:(extremely frustrated) an A's an A

Y/n: hey, there's a fine line between an A & an F.

CK: I got 86%!

Y/n: hey that's so good! That's double what I almost got.

CK: were you even stressed about this at all!?!

Y/n: is that a standard procedure?

CK:(very angry) look, I didn't sign up to get tested twice today!!! I di-!

Aizawa: CK, calm down.

CK:(calms down) c'mon, this was a set up! There was no warning for this test!

Aizawa: that's why it's called a 'pop quiz'.

CK:😐 nah I ain't here for semester reruns. What if I do some extra homewo-

Y/n: Join the talent show fundraising!

Aizawa:(considering Y/n's suggestion) I'm fine with that idea.

CK: why would yo- sir, you know my only talent is my award winning procrastination.(I do procrastinate alot irl lol)

Aizawa: I'm not negotiating, it's either show your work or work your show.

Y/n: oh she will, she's quiet but she can drop a bar or 2.

CK: look, y'all are trippin' if you think I'm gonna-(realises that the whole class is staring at her & feels the peer pressure start to sink in)... fine, fine, I'll do it.

Aizawa: alright great. I'll see you at the judge table.

CK: wait- you're judging us!?!

Aizawa: daily- ahem- that is correct.

CK: ok, but if I get top 20 can you add that to my grade?

Y/n: top 1 or fail trying!

Aizawa: deal, see you all there.(leaves)

CK:😐😑😐

Y/n: Hey! I just saved from getting below 90! Be grateful! No friend of mine's walking off with a statue of satisfactory.

CK: & here comes my daily dose of struggle.

Somewhere backstage,

Monoma:(planning to sabotage everyone in class 1-A)

Kendo: you're not planning on sabotaging anyone are you?

Monoma: ofcource not.😇

Later, at the talent show,

CK:(can't think of a good idea) ok plan B. D'you think I should hit them with the overflows?

Y/n: uh, let's brainstorm anything else. Why don't you game with me?

CK: I play with my grades too much to play with my console. If that's my calling they must've buttdialed.

Y/n: c'mon, it's fun! You don't even need a console! It's on Google play.(carries on explaining the game)

CK: look, as much as I'd wanna play, I don't wanna take your thing. Maybe I should try telling some jokes-

They watch someone else at the talent show doing a stand-up comedy & not doing it very well.

CK: o-ok, playing some games seems mighty fine to me.(plays a little bit & eventually loses the game) w-well maybe the competition won't be anything crazy-

Monoma & Kendo are doing they performance. They were doing a rap.

Monoma:🎶for the brothers.🎶

Kendo:(drumming a beat on a table)🎶for the what?🎶

Monoma:🎶I'll punch the numbers, we all gotta eat
Flip the flow just like reciprocals
They can't get over me
You moving wrong, well move it on
I'm not gon' save your seat
Cold line-up, you ain't gon' make the cut
I got the wraps for weeks!🎶

Kendo:🎶Dinging name be ringing bells
They calling out a real G
Safe to say I keep the paper on me
Like the grilled cheese
Putting ops in order with the work
Huh, appears we did
Eating early 'cause we got it first
Period!🎶

Everyone applauds.

CK:😐 I think they forgot to struggle.

Y/n:(applauds but quickly stops when they realise all of class 1-A is looking at them) I-I mean he was decent, he was decent.

Present Mic: Next up we have CK from Class 1-A!!!

CK:(reluctantly goes on stage) hey maybe my song's not that bad- (pulls out the piece of paper that had the lyrics to the song she was doing only to realise the paper was blank)... oh nah, that's a wrap.

Present Mic: ooh some bars, I like it! Proceed! Brad! Let the beat drop!

Meanwhile with class 1-A in the crowd,

Jirou: I can't believe CK actually did this. This is gonna be amazing! They even got a musician from abroad to play as well!

Mina: this is so exiting!

Y/n: she's got this.

Chris: yeah, she's great at musical stuff.

Hanekeru: I hope she doesn't get stage fright.

Tsubasa: I'm sure she won't.

The musician started playing.

CK:(testing the microphone) uh-uh I'm pushing forward B you're pushing forward E... nah I already failed this.(looks at Y/n)

Y/n:(points to their phone)

CK:(gets the idea)

CK:(zones out & starts rapping)🎶Stop shows with the game I hold
I'm a gold top flow dropping beast on go
Tip top, I don't know down lows
Where I been? On ten, you can't hold my score
In mobile mode so I make my moves
While I fold my foes
On the rise but basement my tone
I'ma get them bases hit like bum bum bum!🎶

Class 1-A:(in utter shock)

CK:🎶Stop shows with the game I hold
I'm a gold top flow dropping beasts on go
Tip top, Ron De Vu my goals
Where I been? On ten, you can't hold my score
In mobile mode study up my moves
I got lo-fi foes
On the rise but basement my tone
I'ma get them bases hit like bum bum bum!🎶

Hagakure: she's so good!

Jirou: she's not missing a beat!

CK:🎶To beat empires it's beast airlines we fly
They don't clap when I land though
Action, strategy, and more, clash of Beast got both
How I got this loot? Sticking by my code
Build defense a threat? What they not gon' pose
Players round this globe but they're not this cold
Only real ones here, CPU missed roll!🎶

Midoriya: is this about a game?

Y/n: a mobile game specifically!

CK:🎶Got empires to build on fire your field
I'm tired on April Fools
Gem drops in countless ways, I'll find the gains
Define the phrase "I lose"🎶

Iida: to lose me-

Y/n: don't ruin it.

CK:🎶Towers I broke to build that bag
My clan want smoke? We on attack
Get caught? Fear not, the blame on Brad
Got a back up beast, badabing I'm back!🎶

Momo: why are they blaming it on-

Chris: she's not being serious.

CK:🎶Got 3D gameplay, don't know no lag, a rare breed, they notice that
Google Play to get the app, fun and games, got tons of that
The prophecy, I pass your stats, you lost to me? You found a fact
65 the beasts, I have to have, I chart but still ain't at my max, they know!🎶

Ojiro: when did she learn of this game?

Y/n: 5 minutes ago.

Mina: wait what?

Y/n: I know, right?

Mina: no not that, I mean that's crazy but, is that Monoma back there trying to unplug the musician's guitar?

Taubasa: what?

Iida: he's planning to sabotage CK's performance!?!

Y/n:(genuinely worried about how this is going to go)

CK:🎶Stop shows with the game I hold
I'm a gold top flow dropping beast on go
Tip top, I don't know down lows
Where I been? On ten, you can't hold my score
In mobile mode so I make my moves
While I fold my foes
On the rise but basement my tone
I'ma get them bases hit like bum bum bum!🎶

Monoma:(successfully unplugs the guitar causing the music to stop)

CK:(keeps rapping anyway & teleports the wire so that it plugs back in just in time to make a sick beat drop)🎶Stop shows with the game I hold
I'm a gold top flow dropping beasts on go
Tip top, Ron De Vu my goals
Fun and games online, Google Play's my store
In mobile mode study up my moves
I got lo-fi foes
On the rise but basement my tone
I'ma get them bases hit like bum bum bum!🎶

CK:(side-eyes Monoma)🎶a-a-ahem! I got the heat like I'm fresh out the drier!🎶

Mina: she's still going!?!

Chris: she's a legend!

Hanekeru: amazing!

Jirou: incredible!!!

CK:🎶Jumping they king me, I need me a squire
Putting y'all on this subscriber attire
For the foes I don't pity clap
'Cause the saddest fact is they're satisfactory
Costs a tap to be fighting castle beasts
Once I go there's no better act than me!🎶(zones back in again as she ends it)...

The music finished.

Everyone: ...

Y/n: That's my friend right there!(applauds & everyone else also applauds)

CK:(looks at Aizawa) s-so, uh... did I pass?😃

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