(Just a quick note before. I'm only censoring the cussing I type myself bc I'm literally just copy & pasting the lyrics & it's difficult to go back & edit it, I'm also too lazy to do that anymore, so because of that:
TW cussing.)

Denki: does anyone have duct tape?

CK: WHY WOULD ANY OF US HAVE DUCT TAPE!?!

CK: & EVEN IF WE DID, HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY GET IT TO YOU!?!?

Y/n: oop👀

Uraraka: oop👀

Denki: your quirk is literally teleportation

CK: I don't know where the hell you are!?!?!

Denki: I'm at the mall

CK: WHERE???

Denki: I just said at the mall!😭😭😭

CK: where at mall!?!?!

Denki: at the mall!!!

CK: oh my days!!!!

Jirou: why does it feel wrong to watch this conversation?

Bakugou: why the f*** do you need duct tape anyway!?!?!

Denki: ...

Kirishima: we're at the mall & his shoe broke.

CK went offline

Y/n: she couldn't handle the stupidity🤣🤣🤣

Later,

Everyone is online

Mina: I'm bored 😕

Chris: same

Bakugou: then do something it's not that hard

CK: Strange time we're living in, panic and hysteria

Mina: ???

CK: Poor man learn the rich man don't care for ya

Hagakure: that isn't true

Uraraka: yeah, all the rich people in this class care abt the rest of us

CK: Narcissist mindsets spread like malaria

Denki: what's a narcissist?

Momo: a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.

Denki: oooh

Denki: that makes sense

CK: Sit back and watch the show, America!

Mina: honey, this is a gc, America can't hear you

Chris:😂 oml Mina!!!

CK: Britain split through fickle shit

Iida: Language!!!

Todoroki: I think her first language is English

Uraraka:🤣🤣🤣

Y/n:😂😂😂

CK: A government of hypocrites

Deku: why are we talking about government???

CK: These counterfeit politicians sit in parliament, not adequate

Tsuyu: what's not adequate about it?

CK: Needlessly bleeding resources all dry

CK: Turn a blind eye if it means a pay rise

CK: "Oh what a shame it would be I would die"

CK: If Number 10 Downing Street burned in a fire...

Mina: ...

Mina: WHAT!?!

Tsuyu: oh😰

Momo: oh my

CK: Only joking

CK: only messing

CK: don't be stressing

Mina: ok good

Tsuyu: phew

Mimo: That's a relief

CK: I'm a peaceful adolescent

CK: there's no need to be unpleasant

Iida: glad to hear that

CK: Write my thesis in a rhyme scheme to analyse the brain while my fingers on the trigger of a money game

Denki: you're writing a thesis?

Chris: I think she just making an expression

Mina: ok but when did this convo turn into a 'talk about money & the government' session?🤨

Chris: Mina istg!!!😂😭😂😭

CK: Oh rain, rain, rain, rain

CK: A storm, it comes our way

CK: & those who rise through distorted lies

CK: Poisoning the veins

Sero: this is just getting more & more confusing

Y/n: correction, this is getting more & more interesting

CK: But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame

CK: It's easier to blame

Y/n: you are correct

Y/n: I do like blaming other people, especially when it's actually their fault 😌

Ojiro: isn't that- y'know what nevermind

CK: But point the mirror at ourselves

CK: We're all part of this old money game

Mina: I am confusion

Hagakure: same

CK: Money is a game and the ladder we climb

Uraraka: what???????

CK: Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime

Iida: while that is true it isn't always the case

CK: I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line

CK: This is business economics in a nursery rhyme

Mina: it's nice of you to make it simple enough for us to understand but why do we need to know this, we're just kids y'know😑

Iida: it's good for us to know anyway

CK: She sells seashells on a seashore

Kirishima: I've heard this tongue-twister before

Hagakure: knowing CK, she could probably say it without even trying

CK: But the value of these shells will fall

Denki: why???

CK: Due to the laws of supply and demand

CK: No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Tsuyu: that actually makes sense

Denki: so how do you earn money from shells?????

CK: Step 1

CK: you must create a sense of scarcity

Denki: ???

CK: Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see

CK: Bear with me

Mina: well now I think you're abt to say smth crazy

CK: take as many shells as you can find & hide 'em on an island

CK: stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond

Mina: & my thought was correct

Uraraka: that's a lot of shells

CK: step 2

CK: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em

CK: Really want 'em

CK: really fuckin' want 'em

Denki: how?

CK: hit 'em like Bronson

CK: Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment

CK: If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman

Denki: how do you know all this?

CK: 3

CK: it's monopoly

Todoroki: like the game?

Chris: sort of

CK: invest inside some property

CK: Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly

CK: "Shells must sell"

CK: that will be your new philosophy

CK: Swallow all your morals

CK: they're a poor man's quality

Iida: this is suddenly taking a dark turn

Uraraka: yeah

CK: 4

CK: expand

CK: Expand

CK: EXPAND

CK: clear forests

CK: make land

CK: fresh blood on hands

CK: 5

CK: why just shells?

CK: Why limit your self?

Denki: um

CK: "she sells sea shells"

CK: sell oil as well!😀

Momo: oil?

CK: 6

CK: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds
Sell rocks

Momo: all of those

CK: sell water to a fish

CK: sell the time to a clock

CK: 7

Bakugou: ok this is starting to get more ridiculous

CK: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes then run to be the president of the United States

CK: 8

Denki: why the US?

Iida: maybe because it's seen as a powerful country?

CK: big smile mate, big wave that's great

CK: now the truth is overrated

Uraraka: what?

CK: tell lies out the gate

CK: 9

CK: polarise the people

CK: controversy is the game

CK: It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Iida: it does though

CK: 10...

CK: the world is yours

CK: Step out on a stage to a round of applause

CK: You're a liar

CK: a cheat

CK: a devil

CK: a whore

Mina: well that's 1 way to put it

CK: & you sell seashells on the seashore...

Denki: wow

CK: Oh rain, rain, rain, rain

CK: A storm, it comes our way

CK: & those who rise through distorted lies

CK: Poisoning the veins

CK: But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame

CK: It's easier to blame

CK: But point the mirror at ourselves

CK: We're all part of this old money game

Denki: well that was a lot to take it

CK: ...

CK: & that's how Luigi taught me capitalism

Mina: hold on what????????

Mina: wait...

Mina: ...

Mina: f*** you

CK: haha

CK: get dunked on:)

Mina went offline

Y/n: oop