(I finally thought of one, be proud of me)

In the 'daily dose of struggle' gc

Denki: if quirks can be different with every person, does that mean someone could have a quirk that makes them a skeleton?

Jirou: since when did you ask questions about quirks?

Jirou: actually nvm I don't think it's a bad thing

Chris: theoretically yes, it could exist.

Chris: however I don't know how you expect any person in this gc to know the answer to that question?🤨

CK: I second that.

Denki: you guys are smart

Chris: thanks ig

The next day,

CK: has anyone seen Chris?

Mina: now that you mention it, I haven't seen her at all today

Hanekeru: she's not in her dorm either

Iida: we should alert Mr Aizawa of this matter

Tsubasa: that is a smart option I think

A few weeks later,

Kirishima: hey, Chris has been missing for a while.

Hanekeru: the pros haven't gotten any closer to finding her either

Tsubasa: I say we stop waiting for the pros to solve our problems

Tsubasa: we should look for her ourselves

Iida: that isn't a good idea

Kirishima: it worked when we went to save Bakugou that one time

Momo: it doesn't mean it always works.

Jirou: I kinda agree on that one

Hanekeru: I just hope she's ok.

CK: she'll be fine

Denki: how do you know?

CK: she'll be fine

Chris is online

Deku: Chris where are you

Mina: you've been gone for weeks!!!

Chris: Well, hello again friend.

Momo: are you ok?

Chris: I'm a skeleton returning from the dead

Tsubasa: you died???

Tsubasa: ???

Chris: determined to be relevant again

Iida: what do you mean?

Chris: so I'm following trends from the nether to the end

Kirishima: what???

Chris: &

Chris: I've

Chris: got a bone to pick with you little human

Chris: bone to pick with you little human being

Mina: wait what???

Uraraka: I'm so confused

Denki: same here

Chris: I've seen where you've been & I don't like it

Hagakure: who are you talking about?

Deku: you're acting strange

Chris: I've got a bow to shoot at you little human

Chris: bow to shoot at you little human being

Hanekeru: where'd you get a bow from

Chris: I know where you sleep so don't make a peep.

CK: yeah, 'cause that's just a normal thing, innit

Iida: now is not the time to be being sarcastic

Chris: close your eyes, don't peek

Chris: sweet dreams :)

Y/n: you're not making any sense

Ojiro: you're one to talk

Y/n: excuse me?😀

Ojiro: never mind

Chris: I've had my skull crunched 13 times

Momo: by who?

Chris: soil, where my brain is, a dirty mind

Denki: uh, what????

Chris: full of naughty nursery rhymes

Sero: I don't get it

Chris: poor me

Chris: pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty

Hanekeru: sorry but I'm very confused right now

Deku: same here

Chris: dry as a bone 'cause my throat's exposed to the elements

Mina: that sounds terrible

Chris: I'm the result of an awful experiment

Deku: 'experiment'?

CK: what experiment?

Chris: I'm a living skeleton

Mina: What!?!

Chris: Devoid of any melanin or keratin

Kirishima: did she get experimented on & turned into a skeleton?

Tsubasa: why her though?

Chris: This specimen's a miracle of medicine

Deku: she probably didn't do this of her own free will, she's too smart to be convinced to do anything like that. She must have been captured by someone. A villain maybe?

CK: what villain would want to turn someone into a skeleton???🤨

Deku: it was just a speculation

Chris: who will crush you're skeleton to gelatin

Uraraka: what!?!

Chris: So that you're resembling a jelly trembling

Iida: if Midoriya is right then whoever did it must have messed with her mind too

Chris: When you hear my bones rattle, feel the adrenaline levels in your medulla rising like the theremin!

Denki: what's 'medulla' & 'theremin'

CK: never found out the meaning so I can't help with that

Momo: I'm afraid I can't either

Chris: I've got a got a bone to pick with you little human

Chris: bone to pick with you little human being

Sero: now she's repeating herself

Y/n: is that not normal at this point?

Hagakure: could she be talking about Mineta?

Mina: how so

Hagakure: Mineta's the smallest one here

Mina: good point

Mineta: I can't even argue with that😒

CK: I  can agree with Hagakure on that one

CK: bro is shorter than Eri & she's a kid

CK: he's shorter than a literal child

Sero: why do you enjoy slandering people

CK: wdym

Sero: nevermind

Chris: I've seen where you've been & I don't like it

Chris: I've got a bow to shoot at you little human

Chris: bow to shoot at you little human being

Chris: I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Chris: close your eyes don't peek

Chris: sweet dreams :)

CK: yk, I just remembered, it's 3AM

Y/n: that was so random but ok

Ojiro: Y/n, you will literally put the most random sh*t in a text & say nothing is wrong with it

Y/n: that's different

Chris: Hello, jack-o-lantern, how the hell have you been?

Chris: I haven't seen you since Halloween, & that was pretty harrowing

Tsubasa: there's no jack-o-lantern here

Chris: I'm nothing but bone & marrow

CK: well yeah, skeletons are bone & bone marrow

Chris: I'm rocking a bow & arrow

Hanekeru: we established that 2 times before already

Chris: Like some kind of low-fat Rambo

Denki: what???

Momo: I'm just as confused as you are so sadly I can't explain it.

Chris: Don't wear clothes, I go commando

Chris: Don't wear pants, I'm butt naked

Mineta: really

Mina muted Mineta for 48 hours

Mina: not the time

Chris: But my butt is just grey. 'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk, no wonder my butt's aching

CK: that's rough buddy

Iida: take this seriously, we still don't know where she is or what happened

CK: true

Chris: I can't sit down, I can't do any sunbathing

Chris: It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated

Kirishima: game?

Hanekeru: 'game' as in 'life' maybe?

Chris: All I want's some muscles and a suntan, honey

CK: no offense but I think you were too pale for that already.

Chris: But until I get them, killing you's a fun plan, sonny

Mineta: I'd prefer if you didn't

Chris: So better start running when you hear my bones rattling

Chris: A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I BASH IT IN!!!

CK: sounds like a threat to me

CK: come at me bruv😀

Chris: I've got a got a bone to pick with you little human

Chris: bone to pick with you little human being

Chris: I've seen where you've been & I don't like it

Chris: I've got a bow to shoot at you little human

Chris: bow to shoot at you little human being

Chris: I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Chris: close your eyes don't peek

Chris: sweet dreams :)

Deku: is there any way we can find her location?

CK: not really, unless she sends it to us

Chris: Better stay in 'til the next day. I'm a walking X-ray

Iida: a lot of this has already been established atleast once

Chris: More malnourished than children drinking milk products from Nestlè

CK: I think we already knew that

Y/n: that came out a bit rude didn't it

Chris: I'm burning up in the sunbeams I should have put on my sun cream but I don't have any skin to rub into or fingers to rub with, it's something

CK: that's depressing

CK: I'm sorry that came out much ruder than I was intending

Chris: That I've had to adapt to by standing in the lakes or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks

Deku: so you've been in a lake this whole time

CK: I highly doubt that

Chris: It's a handicap I'm angry at
And now I'm in a bad mood, so I'm redirecting my frustration

Chris: aim it at you

Momo: that isn't a healthy way to let out your anger

Chris: hello again friend

Y/n: hello!

Ojiro: what

Y/n: don't question it

Chris: I'm a skeleton returning from the dead

Chris: determined to be relevant again

Mina: you've said this before

Chris: so I'm following trends from the nether to the end

Chris: &. I've.

Chris: got a bone to pick with you little human

Chris: bone to pick with you little human being

Chris: I've seen where you've been & I don't like it

Chris: I've got a bow to shoot at you little human

Chris: bow to shoot at you little human being

Chris: I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Chris: close your eyes don't peek

Chris: sweet dreams :)

Chris: Ooooo-ooooooo

Chris: ...

Chris: That's a ghost sound, isn't it?

Chris: not a skeleton

Chris: anyway

Chris: as Y/n would say

Chris: geeeeeet dunked on

Mina: that was a prank!?!

CK: yup!

Iida: who else was in on it?

Jirou: well obviously me

Hanekeru: I was also in on it

CK: same here

Y/n: ^

Tsubasa: ^

CK: Bakugou was also but he's asleep so...

Kirishima: how did you even pull this off

Chris: Nezu & Aizawa were also in on it

Hagakure: what!?!

CK: they let Chris stay in the teacher's lounge with the help of Jū

Hanekeru: haha

CK: I swear Snipe favours you over everyone

Hanekeru: she also stayed at CK's house after school

Denki: this makes so much sense now

Chris: you actually gave me the idea for this

Denki: I did???

Chris: remember when you asked that question a few weeks ago

Denki: oooooooh

Deku: how'd you get the teachers on board with this

Y/n:🤫

Hanekeru:🤫