(I will take requests for lyric pranks or skits if people want to do that.)

Mina: good morning everyone!!!!!!!

Iida: Good morning, Mina.

Chris: guess I'm not the only one awake

Chris: hi ig

Denki: Ah such a beautiful day

Hanekeru: I agree

Hanekeru: it is a nice day

Denki: The sun's shining in a beautiful way

Denki: Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth &-

CK: Life is ultimately meaningless

Denki: uh...

Uraraka: oop

Y/n: oop

Y/n: someone woke up in a mood today

Denki: uh...

Denki: but I'll get out of the house :D

Denki: Get on the road, top down, hands out

Tsuyu: but you don't even have a licence

Tsubasa: do you even know how to drive?

Mina: can we not bring down someone's good mood first thing in the morning 😑

Denki: Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm

CK: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions

Tokoyami: she has a point

Y/n: ok my chemical crowmance, we already have 3 other people being pessimistic b!tches, we don't ne you to be one aswell 😒

Denki: but I

Denki: I...

Denki: I'll head to class!

Denki: Try my best on every test 'til I pass

Y/n: Denki

Y/n: Pretending you're not smart is only going to bite you in the *ss later

Y/n: but u do u ig

Y/n: I'm not here to bring your mood down ;)

Denki: & my grades are screaming in my face

CK: 98% of what you learn is a waste

Sero: oh...

Denki: I get to hang out with all my friends

Denki: My friends are the friendliest friends

Chris: I wouldn't call Bakugou friendly but ok ig

Bakugou: stfu

Denki: Can't think of a better way to spend my time

CK: Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die

Mina: I mean, yeah, in about 80 years or so

Hanekeru: hopefully.

Denki: Never mind, I'm alive in the greatest nation

Denki: So proud of-

CK: the exploitation of natives?

Chris: hate to break it to u but that's the US

Denki: This graceful bird means freedom for all

Chris: also the US

CK: Tell that to the slaves, & bald eagles aren't bald

Mina: what? 😰

Y/n: wow, didn't know u were my history teacher

Denki: I can live in the moment, milk every second

CK: At any time you could get clinical depression

Deku: geez ok

Tsubasa: ngl I probably will

Denki: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store

CK: It's quite genetic and we have no cure

Tsubasa: maybe not then

Mina: no cure!?!?!?

Denki: Uh

Denki: atleast we are young!

CK: Not for long

Denki: life is fun!

CK: It only goes downhill

Deku: I think I'll side with Denki on this one

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

CK: or you'll regret it

Denki: we are young!

CK: for now

Denki: life is fun!

CK: for some people...

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

CK: good luck

Hanekeru: idk who to side with

Hanekeru: they both have good points

Denki: Woo, I got a brand new job today

Kirishima: oh yeah, I forgot abt that

Denki: Doin' stuff that'll help the economy

Denki: I'll save money and buy things at the store

CK: Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed

Aoyama: 💫you did two lyric pranks about capitalism didn't you?💫

CK: ...

Y/n: ...um

Mina: wait when?

CK: wrong universe buddy

Aoyama:💫oops💫

Bakugou: it's just them talking about their weird sh!t again

Denki: & it's all because of my hard work

CK: & the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth

Hanekeru: I mean, yeah, but Kachan literally had the perfect life & still turned out to be a piece of sh!t

Bakugou: OI!!!

Hanekeru: I'm not wrong 🙄

Denki: I put a lotta effort in my resume

CK: Good thing you don't have a black person's name

Mina: ok these are just getting out of pocket

Momo: it's true though

Momo: black people get hired a lot less in some places in the US

Hagakure: you're right ig...

Denki: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society

Denki: Finally, I can be the hero that I dream to be

Denki: Part of the community, contribute with my tax

Denki: What could possibly stop me?

Mina: that's the spirit!

CK: The shrinking middle class

Mina: ATLEAST BE A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC!!!

Denki: ugh!!!

Denki: I've at least got a nice stable job

CK: Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot

Denki: Oh God, well then I could relax a bit

CK: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it

Tsubasa: well I've been there before

Denki: But man I'm a passionate graduate

Chris: not yet buddy

Denki: I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from

Denki: I could be a hero, make the top 10 if I'm lucky

CK: Neither of those will make you happy, trust me

Sero: how do you know?

Denki: I'm able to choose what I pursue

CK: You're a slave to people born richer than you

Denki: Then screw it!!!

Denki: I'll keep going in, then I'll party on the weekend & sing!!!

CK: ...

CK: thanks to autotune

Tokoyami: Kaminari I hate to break it to you but you can't sing

Denki: we are young!

CK: Not for long

Denki: life is fun!

CK: It only goes downhill

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

CK: or you'll regret it

Denki: we are young!

CK: We still die

Denki: Life is fun

CK: Until you die

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

CK: Because you'll die

Y/n: you really wanna bring this day down don't you?

Denki: Life is a wonder

CK: You'll never know the answer

Denki: Nature is a miracle

CK: Natural disasters

Denki: It's good to be alive

CK: You could wake up with cancer

Denki: But I'm healthy

CK: Healthy people still get cancer🤦‍♀️

Mina: I feel like this is slowly turning into an argument

Denki: I love this show

CK: It's the last episode

Denki: The sun is shining

CK: It's going to explode

Hagakure: yeah in like a billion years or so

(Correct me if I'm wrong.)

Denki: Every species is beautiful and unique though

CK: Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes

Mina:😨

Denki: I met a cute girl with a ponytail

Mineta: lucky😞

CK: Statistically, that relationship is going to fail

Denki: I have a wonderful family, it's like no other

CK: You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother

Sero: geez dude...

Chris: I already have

Tsubasa: ^

Hanekeru: ^

Denki: no matter what happens I can find a home

CK: We. will. all. die. alone.

Denki: There's amazing potential in every human on Earth

CK: There's no escaping the heat death of the universe

Mina: yh this is definitely an argument

Denki: I don't have to live life based on negative parts

Denki: No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!!!

Deku: I agree with that

CK: ...

CK: yh that's fair

Mina: what??

Sero: I... what!?!

Uraraka: that took a turn I wasn't expecting

Denki: Wait really?

CK: Yeah, that seems reasonable🤷‍♀️

Denki: Wait, wait, wait, wait!!!

Denki: but you were just telling me-

CK: Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want, I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying

Denki: oh...

Denki: well in that case

Denki: We are young

Denki: Life is fun

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

Denki: We are young

Denki: Life is fun

Denki: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it

CK: enjoy it while it lasts ;)

Momo: glad that got a happy ending

Denki: Get dunked on:)

CK: Get dunked on:)

Mina: WHAT!?!?!

CK: it was a lyric prank

Iida: this early in the morning?

CK: why is that the surprising part???

CK: you know what nvm

Y/n oh & I knew the whole time :)

Jirou: same

Mina went offline

CK: :)