Y'ALL'S COMMENTS MAKE ME SO HAPPY I'M GLAD YOU CAN RELATE TO AND ENJOY THIS CRACK I'M LEGIT SO SOFT SKHKSH 💖❤️💖✨✨💘💓💖💟💝💓💟💗💟💘💖💓❤️💗💕❤️💖💘💗💟💝💖❤️💓💓💖💘💟💗💓💟💝💖💟💖❤️💝💟💟💗❤️💖💓💖❤️❤️💟💖💘💞💗💟💓💗❤️❤️💗💖💗💕💟💘❤️
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NCTea

My Love♥️: okay wHO THE FUCK KEEPS PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC IT'S FUCKING OUT OF SEASON IT'S MARCH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Rudeass: YOU CAN'T TELL US WHEN WE CAN AND CAN'T PLAY SOME GOOD OL' MARIAH CARRIE

true Satan: EMBRACE CHRISTMAS

GayJae: FEEL THE FESTIVITY

My Love♥️: IF Y'ALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'LL FEEL MY FOOT UP YOU ASSES

true Satan: EMBRACE IT

no regard for my feelings: please at least change the song

GayJae: hmmmokay

My Love♥️: SANTA BABY?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: hyuck baby calm down

true Satan: I JUST REALIZED WHEN SHE SAID TO HURRY DOWN HER CHIMNEY, SHE MEANS BOTH LITERALLY AND SEXUALLY OH SHIT

Rudeass: you fucking dumbass

true Satan: hey taeil

Tail: oh god... what?

true Satan: you wanna hurry down my chimney ;-)

Tail: I- not if you use that emoji what is that thing

true Satan: ;-(

Tail: ew what the heck burn it

Rudeass: doyoung or the emoji?

Tail: .....

Tail: both

true Satan: BABE?!

Tail: ily but you gotta go that pick up line ruined my image of you

My Love♥️: TURN OFF

My Love♥️: THE FUCKING

My Love♥️: MUSIC

GayJae: you caN'T MAKE US

Fuckboii: what is all that noise

no regard for my feelings: yuta, jae, and doyoung are playing christmas music

Fuckboii: well fuck you it woke me up

Rudeass: !!! I'm sorry baby I'll turn it off

My Love♥️: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

true Satan: uhm bITCH NO DON'T STOP THE FESTIVITIES

GayJae: tHE JAMS NOO

Tail: you guys are children

GayJae: and you're dating one does that make you a pedophile?

Tail: ...Jaehyun I will actually kill you

true Satan: hot

Tail: doyoung nO

true Satan: ;-)

Tail: bURN IT

Rudeass: okay

true Satan: YUTA NO

GayJae: YUTA'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO BURN DOYOUNG

Tail: wait nO DON'T ACTUALLY KILL MY BOYFRIEND

Rudeass: he wouldn't fit in the oven you got lucky

true Satan: I'M LEAVING THIS FUCKING GROUP EVEN MY OWN BOYFRIEND IS OUT TO GET ME

Tail: baby noooo

My Love♥️: wait which one of you tops?

My Love♥️: there's no way in hell Doyoung is a top

My Love♥️: but Taeil isn't assertive enough to be a top

Tail: why... why do you even want to know????

My Love♥️: because it doesn't add up

Rudeass: i mean he's got a point neither of y'all even seem remotely dominant

GayJae: yeah i couldn't ever see either of you topping

Tail: :/

true Satan: Taeil tops most the time but sometimes we switch it up

Rudeass: ...nope can't see it

Tail: uhm bitch

Rudeass: you're just so... passive

Rudeass: I just can't see it

true Satan: I didn't see it either bUT OH BOY

GayJae: y'know what I don't wanna know anymore

Rudeass: yeah ima end this here

My Love♥️: well not what I was expecting

Tail: you guys ask too many questions.

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PROTEC: I CAND BREATVE

the softest boy: are you okay???

hisshissbitch: ???

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: uhm???

no regard for my feelings: ??!

HOEmosexual: ???

PROTEC: RENJUN IS SCREAMING TO ME AND WINWIN IN MANDARIN ABOUT J

no regard for my feelings: ???

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: uhm???x2

PROTEC: please ignore those last texts ~Renjun

hisshissbitch: uhm are you guys okay???

PROTEC: they're perfectly fine just suffocating because my pain is sOO FUNNY ~Renjun

Rudeass: should i be worried?

PROTEC: nah ~Renjun

no regard for my feelings: uhh okay

hisshissbitch: what suffering???

PROTEC: ahHAH IT'S NOTHING DW LOVE ~Renjun

hisshissbitch: ..hmmm

PROTEC: I GOT MY PHONE BACK RENJUN WAS SCREAMING ABOUT YOU AND JAEMI

PROTEC: IGNORE HIM JUST IGNORE HIM HE'S CRAZY FROM LACK OF OXYGEN AHAHAH ~Renjun

hisshissbitch: uhm???

Fuckboii: HI THIS IS CHENLE I RAN WITH SICHENG'S PHOBE

Fuckboii: RENJUN WAS SCREAMING ABOUT YOU AND JAEMIN'S VOICES BC, AND I QUOTE, "THEY'RE SO FUCKING DEEP THEY COULD MAKE MOUNT EVEREST FUCKING CRUMBLE AND IT'S SO HOT HELP ME I'M SO GAY"

Fuckboii: OKAY GOTTA BLAST RENJUN IS ABOUT TO CATCH ME

hisshissbitch: pffffft

no regard for my feelings: oh my god

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: renjun i never knew

Tail: here i was thinking Renjun was my pure baby bUT NOPE

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: taeil please accept that the dreamies (minus chenle and jisung) are no longer pure

Tail: I CAN'T

HOEmosexual: shut up you 2008 emo lookin ass tree let us mOURN OUR LOSSES

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: I'm getting a new boyfriend I swear

HOEmosexual: no you're not you love me

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: shit u rite

precious: CHENLE GET BACK HERE

Fuckboii: NO

the softest boy: Renjun please don't kill my boyfriend I kinda like him thanks

precious: he a dEAD BITCH

precious: I KNOW YOU'RE IN JISUNG'S ROOM NOW CHENLE GET OUT HERE SO I CAN STRANGLE YOU

the softest boy: how about

the softest boy: we don't kill Lele

Fuckboii: yeah I like that idea

PROTEC: Chenle at least give me my phone back

Fuckboii: when renjun has stopped trying to end my life

no regard for my feelings: renjun please don't kill chenle

precious: he has been exposing me for two years he must be stopped

hisshissbitch: i mean

precious: no jeno go to sleep

hisshissbitch: its 12 pm???

Fuckboii: he's embarasssd lmao let him live

precious: hey Chenle do you want a slow death?

Fuckboii: not really

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: maybe we should not kill each other

Nana: who's killing who and why

hisshissbitch: renjun's killing chenle for exposing him

precious: GO TO SLEEP YOU GUYS

Nana: it's noon???

HOEmosexual: he's embarassed

Nana: oh what did Chenle expose him for??

Fuckboii: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED DEAD FELLOW

My Love♥️: I CAN HEAR RENJUN SCREECHING AT LELE IM WHEEZING

HOEMOPHOBE: what the fuck did Chenle do to Renjun now oh god

PROTEC: he's exposing renjun to jaemin and jeno again (this is winwin btw)

HOEMOPHOBE: why do you have his phone??

PROTEC: bc he took mine will renjun was tryna kill him

HOEMOPHOBE: ...oh

Nana: I'm stILL CONFUSED

Fuckboii: oh right

Fuckboii: RENJUN THINKS YOUR VOI

the softest boy: RENJUN GOT IN HELP LELE

hisshissbitch: why don't you help?

the softest boy: uhm because renjun looks like he's been possessed by the devil and i ain't about that afterlife life

HOEmosexual: sicheng why aren't you helping?

PROTEC: I'm still trying to stop laughing

PROTEC: I've gotten it down to giggles

PROTEC: but my whole body is exhausted from wheezing too hard

Rudeass: jesus christ the china line is a mess

PROTEC: shut the fuck up you're dating me

HOEMOPHOBE: I'm literally the most sane person here

Jungwoo: ARGUABLE BUT OKAY

Lucas: a lie but okay

HOEMOPHOBE: alright you little shits

precious: he got away and I'm too lazy to chase after him again

Fuckboii: he means he's spared my life once again bc i'm too cute to kill

precious: same thing

the softest boy: well thanks for not killing my boyfriend

Nana: great so someone explain

precious: no one explain i will kill you

hisshissbitch: renjun was apparenly screaming to Winwin and Chenle about how our "voices are so fucking deep they could make mount everest crumble and it's so hot"

Nana: pfffft cute

precious: LEE JENO YOU SNAKE

precious: y'know what I'm leaving this group I'm going back to China kUN PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE MOVING BACK INTO CHINA

HOEMOPHOBE: YEET LET'S GO

hisshissbitch: noooo renjun come back

Nana: babyyy

precious: nope y'all are dead to me

Fuckboii: YEET I GOT MY PHONE BACK

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: only been a day and the norenmin couple is already dead

Nana: shush we live on forever renjun is just being dramatic

precious: ugh

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: I want a new group.

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Jungwoo:

jungwoo: i want to love and support all of you and you all mean the world to me and i hope you know how amazing and perfect you all are i love you guys

Jungwoo:

Jungwoo: and if any of you ever bring yourselves down i will slap the fuck out of you and make you say that you are perfect and strong until your lungs fall out bc i will not tolerate such lies and bullshit

Jungwoo: 💖💘💝✨❤️💓💘❤️💟💓💘❤️❤️💟❤️💓💕❤️💓💘❤️💞💖💝💕❤️❤️💝✨✨💝💘❤️💟💖💝❤️💘✨💞💞💓✨💓💘✨💟✨💓✨💘💘✨❤️❤️✨❤️💘💓💞💝✨💝✨❤️💖❤️💝💓❤️✨💝💓

Lucas: I'm both touched and scared but awe babe i love you too

true Satan: wow I'm so soft rn i love you too you adorable ball of fluff

no regard for my feelings: awe thank you jungwoo

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME: jfc you're so sweet i have diabetes

HOEmosexual: can i??? hug you???

GayJae: so.. so soft

Rudeass: ily2 you fluff ball

Fuckboii: awwe

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: both intimidated and touched thank you hyung :)

My Love♥️: awwe

Nana: so precious thank you sweet blessing

Jungwoo: ofc everyone ily 💖💖💖

the softest boy: see now y'all are liars i'm not the softest jungwoo is

Lucas: i told y'all

Lucas: i fuckin' told y'all

no regard for my feelings has changes the softest boy's name to baby chick

no regard for my feelings has changed jungwoo's name to softest fluff ball

no regard for my feelings: there better

softest fluff ball: i accept it

baby chick: ...

baby chick: when will it die?

no regard for my feelings: when you're no longer the maknae and when you don't look like a baby chick

baby chick: ugh
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i need to figure out how to set a plot