~Five~

YA BOI GOT ALL 90'S OR ABOVE ON HER EXAMS.


Also forgot literally everyone's fucking names in the chat so this is taking a long ass (ride) time to write.


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Gatorade created a new chat!


Gatoradehas added rayofsunshine, chokes, and 3 more to the chat!


Gatorade™ has named the chat got 99 problems and my crush is all of them.


Gatorade™: so...


chokes: you chickened out didn't you


Gatorade™: yeah.....


alongassride: damn.


rayofsunshine: you're so stupid dude


imfrEE™: chicken.


Gatorade™: wow thanks guys.


Gatorade™: please just help me


rayofsunshine: what made you chicken out?


Gatorade™: I don't know I was just scared to be rejected or to make him feel like he was obligated to return my feelings..


chokes: bro just don't even worry about it if you just tell him then things will play out on their own. Don't be so scared to be rejected because in the end you'll end up hurting yourself even more. It's scary, yeah, but you can't chicken out and hide forever because one day you'll remain friends and while it seems like enough, you'll have to watch him go through all these relationships, and heartbreaks, and shitty people telling him he isn't enough when you know otherwise.


alongassride: what the fuck


je(idontthinkso): hyuck has???? Feelings????????


rayofsunshine: wow okay what.


imfrEE™: w o w


chokes: guYS WHY IS THIS SHOCKING???


Gatorade™: we just never heard you talk that deeply before..


chokes: I am full of surprises lmao


alongassride : clearly...


Gatorade™: well I uh.. i guess I'll try to talk to him again...


rayofsunshine: good luck Jisung!!!


je(idontthinkso): you got this bro


Gatorade: :)


Private chat with Jisung and Chenle.


Gatorade™: hey Hyung


cute.: hey jisungie :)


Gatorade™: remember how I wanted to tell you something yesterday


cute.: yeah what about it???


Gatorade™: well I.. wanted to confess..


Gatorade™: lele i really like you.. a lot...


Gatorade™: I don't really expect you to feel the same way and I don't expect you to lie about it, i just thought you should at least know..


cute.: Jisung you idiot!!!


Gatorade™: huh..?


cute.: I've been trying to hint at liking you for months!!! Jeez why do you think i kiss your cheek, call you honey, and use pick up lines on you all the time!!!


Gatorade™: oh...


Gatorade™: OH!!


Gatorade™: OH MY GOD IM SO DUMB IM SORRY HYUNG


cute.: lol it's okay Jisung


cute.: so are we going out now ;)


Gatorade™: I'd love to be ;)


cute.: yay!! Do you think we should tell the Hyungs??


Gatorade™: if you want to


cute.: sure!!


NCTea


cute.: heY GUYS


Gatorade™: GUYS


cute.: WE HAVE


Gatorade™: GOOD NEWS


4years: what


chokes: if it doesn't retain to stranger things I don't want it


alongassride : he's hooked on stranger things


chokes: shut up if you aren't Steve Harrington then don't breathe around me


alongassride : Jaemin's my new boyfriend


imfrEE™: wai-


chokes: BITCH I THINK THE FUCK NOT DONT TOUCH MY MARK


alongassride: you have Steve Harrington don't you?


chokes: I'm sorry I don't know her


imfrEE™: you're so whipped


4years: damn Donghyuck


underrated™: and I thought I had it bad.


chokes: shut the fuck up


cute.: gUYS LISTEN


rayofsunshine: I'm listening lele


cute.: thank you hyung


cute.: so anyway


Gatorade™: I finaLLY GREW A PAIR AND NOW IM NOT SINGLE AYYYE


cute.: yes so we're dating now


boomingsystemupup: I- wait-


4years: jesus about time


underrated™: thank god i was choking in the romantic tensions between you two


boomingsystemupup: but you guys are just babies..??


4year: tae no


vroomvroom: let my soN BE HAPPY


underrated™: wait who's your son


vroomvroom: Jisung ofc


Gatorade™: I didn't-


vroomvroom: shush


vroomvroom: look I mean I wanted Chenle but I'm not going to fight Win Win over him


flipsandshit: I will square up


cute.: why can't you both be my dads??


Gatorade™: why am I just a second choice you cunt


vroomvroom: the fact you just called me a cunt should explain why.


vroomvroom: and bc Chenle we just can't


Gatorade™: he means his crush on Taeil is too massive that it won't allow him to ever be with another guy


underrated™: what


vroomvroom: wHAT


flipsandshit: exposed


imfrEE™: o shit


vroomvroom: petition to put Jisung down


cute.: I disagree


Gatorade™: I meAN ITS A FACT


Gatorade™: if I'm so wrong why aren't you disagreeing


vroomvroom has left.


imfrEE™: I reiterate, o shit.


underrated™: okay wait-


Gatorade™: I have already risked my life I ain't explaining shit anymore


Gatorade™: Doyoung already gonna beat my ass


cute.: dw ji I'll protect you


rayofsunshine: Chenle as strong as you are you're also too soft to even throw a punch let alone protect Jisung against doyoung's wrath.


cute.: u rite


je(idontthinkso): if Jisung dies i want his room


Gatorade™: bitch


4years: okay no one's dying


boomingsystemupup: i mean


4years: n o o n e i s d y i n g


boomingsystemupup: rite sure ofc


(y)Uta(h): who's funeral we planning


4years: nO oNe Is DYiNg


Flipsandshit: damn


Gatorade™: if i die today pls assure my ramen stash is hidden well from the other members


chokes: rAMeN sTaSh???


je(idontthinkso): THATS WHERE THE RAMEN WENT????


rayofsunshine: YOU FAKE ASS HOE I ASKED YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RAMEN


alongassride: little shit.


imfrEE™: o shit


cute.: lmao okay ji


chokes: cHenLE yOu KnEW???


rayofsunshine: THIS WHOLE DORM IS F A K E


je(idontthinkso): BITCH IM SUING


imfrEE™: guys


alongassride: how dare-


cute.: well I mean yeah Jisung tells me everything???


imfrEE™: gUyS


je(idontthinkso): how f a k e


rayofsunshine: I'm hurt lele


imfrEE™: G U Y S


imfrEE™: JUST BUY MORE RAMEN


je(idontthinkso): you think our lazy asses wanna get up and go to the store just for some ramen?


je(idontthinkso): i think not you trick ass bitch


imfrEE™: fuckin lazy ass


je(idontthinkso): extremely


rayofsunshine: how are you two best friends


imfrEE™: that's a question we cannot answer


je(idontthinkso): we never figured out the answer


alongassride: and I thought me and hyuck were bad


chokes: I mean


4years: you're all so fucking


4years: extra


boomingsystemupup: all this over ramen


je(idontthinkso): shut up taeyong you flip the fuck out over your Fabreeze collection


boomingsystemupup: did not ask for these lies and this disrespect


4years: but he isn't lying


boomingsystemupup: and here I thought you loved me


(y)Uta(h): ouch who lied to you like that


boomingsystemupup: bITCH


(y)Uta(h): cunt


4years: d a m n


daddylonglegs: what the fuck happened here


daddylonglegs: I was peacefully sleeping and now I find all this shit


(y)Uta(h): well good morning sleeping beauty how the fuck did you sleep through all of this


daddylonglegs: it's a talent.


(y)Uta(h): uh huh.


alongassride: he once slept through hyuck banging pans together throughout the dorms at 3 A.M.


chokes: okay first of all you twat no one knew that was me


(y)Uta(h): sO YOURE THE ONE THAT WOKE US ALL UP YOU LITTLE SHIT


chokes: I mean-


alongassride: whoops


chokes: Mark literally go choke


alongassride: ily2


(y)Uta(h): hyuck im actually going to murder you for that shit


chokes: bet


(y)Uta(h): you wanna bet on it then?


chokes: yeah like you'll do shit


chokes: sHIT HE ACRYALT CAME H


4years: sigh


daddylonglegs: well he shouldn't have bet


alongassride: i should probably go help huh..


daddylonglegs: yeah.


alongassride: sigh..


4years: waIT I WANNA WATCH


boomingsystemupup: why-


4years: it's funny


4years: O SHIT YUTA LITERALLY CHOKING HYUCK


4years: MARK CAME IN AND TRIED TO PRY HIM OFF


4years: NOW THEIR BOTH BEINF CHOKED I CANT BREATH


boomingsystemupup: nEITHER CAN THEY OH MY GOD JAE


daddylonglegs: waIT SHOULDNR YOU HELP


je(idontthinkso): HYUNG HELP THEM OH MY GOD


Gatorade™: donghyuck colored my favourite hoodie pink please don't help


4years: AND HET MY ASS HANDED TO ME??!


4years: NO THANKS


imfrEE™: lil bitch


4years: dO I SEE YOU STEPPING IN? DIDNT THINK I DID YOU LITTLE SHIT


4years: oH MY GOD TAE TRIED RO STEP IN AND NOW YUTA HAS HIM PINNED


underrated™: what the fuck


je(idontthinkso): oh my god


Gatorade™: if Mark dies I call the role as new leader


je(idontthinkso): bitch


imfrEE™: #SaveUsFromYuta'sWrath


pleasefindmyhair: I heard drama


pleasefindmyhair: why can I hear donghyuck and Mark dying and taeyong yelling at Jaehyun


4years: YUTA IS KILLING THEM AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING


pleasefindmyhair: right so nothing new


Gatorade™: pretty much


je(idontthinkso): shOULDNT WE HELP


imfrEE™: Jeno shUT UP YOURE LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING


daddylonglegs: okAY I WENT TO WATCH AND ITS FUNNY I CANT-


underrated™: okay that's it I'm coming to help


4years: oH SHIT TAEIL DRAGGED YUTA DOWN AND PRIED HIM OFF HYUCK AND MARK


4years: NOW HES BEATING YUTA


pleasefindmyhair: He ain't playing these games today


je(idontthinkso): what the fuck is this mess


imfrEE™: i think we learned a valuable lesson today- don't fuck with Taeil.


je(idontthinkso): i cant stop laughing


imfrEE™: hes literally suffocating and crying why-


rayofsunshine: why do I like this idiot...


je(idontthinkso): what


imfrEE™: huh


rayofsunshine: lol what


rayofsunshine: oh shit i didnt mean to send that


cute.: BOI


4years: the fuck did that say


pleasefindmyhair: I bet 20,000 won its a damn crush


daddylonglegs: I'll take you up on it


rayofsunshine: nothing lol it said nothing


Gatorade™: I smell lies


je(idontthinkso): i meAN cleaRLY it said soMETHING


pleasefindmyhair: Renjun ily and you're sweet but I will literally scream in your ear everyday at 4 A.M. if you don't tell at least me


rayofsunshine: bet


pleasefindmyhair: okay bet


Gatorade™: this looks familiar...


imfrEE™: chenleeeee you can read it


cute.: nope my lips are sealed


imfrEE™: :<


flipsandshit: you should confess you idiot


cute.: ooooh we're doing this now?


rayofsunshine: I am nOT confessing he probably likes Jaemin or something


imfrEE™: gUYS


Gatorade™: I wanna sip this tea too :(


je(idontthinkso): why can't we knowww


cute.: shhhh all in good time ;)


cute.: ge Jaemin is straighter than a pole and also they're way too close of friends


flipsandshit: yeah I'm with Lele on this


flipsandshit: also I mean I'm not saying Jeno 100% dEFINITELY has a crush on you but that's what I'm saying.


je(idontthinkso): gUYS


4years: at least make a separate chat


flipsandshit: too much work


rayofsunshine: honestly guys it isn't even that important


pleasefindmyhair: thEN WHY'S IT IN CHINESE


rayofsunshine: you make a compelling argument


daddylonglegs: bro it's not like we're gonna judge


rayofsunshine: maybe so


rayofsunshine: but I do not fancy the idea of rejection


rayofsunshine: wait-


pleasefindmyhair: sO IT IS A CRUSH


je(idontthinkso): :O


imfrEE™: bRO WHO


cute.: welp.


4years: o shit


alongassride: what the fuck


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Honestly I don't even know what happened or where I went with this and I also got too lazy to paste both the trademark markings and the emoji by mark's UN so I just cut out the emoji lol

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