YA BOI GOT ALL 90'S OR ABOVE ON HER EXAMS.
Also forgot literally everyone's fucking names in the chat so this is taking a long ass (ride) time to write.
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Gatorade™ created a new chat!
Gatorade™ has added rayofsunshine, chokes, and 3 more to the chat!
Gatorade™ has named the chat got 99 problems and my crush is all of them.
Gatorade™: so...
chokes: you chickened out didn't you
Gatorade™: yeah.....
alongassride: damn.
rayofsunshine: you're so stupid dude
imfrEE™: chicken.
Gatorade™: wow thanks guys.
Gatorade™: please just help me
rayofsunshine: what made you chicken out?
Gatorade™: I don't know I was just scared to be rejected or to make him feel like he was obligated to return my feelings..
chokes: bro just don't even worry about it if you just tell him then things will play out on their own. Don't be so scared to be rejected because in the end you'll end up hurting yourself even more. It's scary, yeah, but you can't chicken out and hide forever because one day you'll remain friends and while it seems like enough, you'll have to watch him go through all these relationships, and heartbreaks, and shitty people telling him he isn't enough when you know otherwise.
alongassride: what the fuck
je(idontthinkso): hyuck has???? Feelings????????
rayofsunshine: wow okay what.
imfrEE™: w o w
chokes: guYS WHY IS THIS SHOCKING???
Gatorade™: we just never heard you talk that deeply before..
chokes: I am full of surprises lmao
alongassride : clearly...
Gatorade™: well I uh.. i guess I'll try to talk to him again...
rayofsunshine: good luck Jisung!!!
je(idontthinkso): you got this bro
Gatorade: :)
Private chat with Jisung and Chenle.
Gatorade™: hey Hyung
cute.: hey jisungie :)
Gatorade™: remember how I wanted to tell you something yesterday
cute.: yeah what about it???
Gatorade™: well I.. wanted to confess..
Gatorade™: lele i really like you.. a lot...
Gatorade™: I don't really expect you to feel the same way and I don't expect you to lie about it, i just thought you should at least know..
cute.: Jisung you idiot!!!
Gatorade™: huh..?
cute.: I've been trying to hint at liking you for months!!! Jeez why do you think i kiss your cheek, call you honey, and use pick up lines on you all the time!!!
Gatorade™: oh...
Gatorade™: OH!!
Gatorade™: OH MY GOD IM SO DUMB IM SORRY HYUNG
cute.: lol it's okay Jisung
cute.: so are we going out now ;)
Gatorade™: I'd love to be ;)
cute.: yay!! Do you think we should tell the Hyungs??
Gatorade™: if you want to
cute.: sure!!
NCTea
cute.: heY GUYS
Gatorade™: GUYS
cute.: WE HAVE
Gatorade™: GOOD NEWS
4years: what
chokes: if it doesn't retain to stranger things I don't want it
alongassride : he's hooked on stranger things
chokes: shut up if you aren't Steve Harrington then don't breathe around me
alongassride : Jaemin's my new boyfriend
imfrEE™: wai-
chokes: BITCH I THINK THE FUCK NOT DONT TOUCH MY MARK
alongassride: you have Steve Harrington don't you?
chokes: I'm sorry I don't know her
imfrEE™: you're so whipped
4years: damn Donghyuck
underrated™: and I thought I had it bad.
chokes: shut the fuck up
cute.: gUYS LISTEN
rayofsunshine: I'm listening lele
cute.: thank you hyung
cute.: so anyway
Gatorade™: I finaLLY GREW A PAIR AND NOW IM NOT SINGLE AYYYE
cute.: yes so we're dating now
boomingsystemupup: I- wait-
4years: jesus about time
underrated™: thank god i was choking in the romantic tensions between you two
boomingsystemupup: but you guys are just babies..??
4year: tae no
vroomvroom: let my soN BE HAPPY
underrated™: wait who's your son
vroomvroom: Jisung ofc
Gatorade™: I didn't-
vroomvroom: shush
vroomvroom: look I mean I wanted Chenle but I'm not going to fight Win Win over him
flipsandshit: I will square up
cute.: why can't you both be my dads??
Gatorade™: why am I just a second choice you cunt
vroomvroom: the fact you just called me a cunt should explain why.
vroomvroom: and bc Chenle we just can't
Gatorade™: he means his crush on Taeil is too massive that it won't allow him to ever be with another guy
underrated™: what
vroomvroom: wHAT
flipsandshit: exposed
imfrEE™: o shit
vroomvroom: petition to put Jisung down
cute.: I disagree
Gatorade™: I meAN ITS A FACT
Gatorade™: if I'm so wrong why aren't you disagreeing
vroomvroom has left.
imfrEE™: I reiterate, o shit.
underrated™: okay wait-
Gatorade™: I have already risked my life I ain't explaining shit anymore
Gatorade™: Doyoung already gonna beat my ass
cute.: dw ji I'll protect you
rayofsunshine: Chenle as strong as you are you're also too soft to even throw a punch let alone protect Jisung against doyoung's wrath.
cute.: u rite
je(idontthinkso): if Jisung dies i want his room
Gatorade™: bitch
4years: okay no one's dying
boomingsystemupup: i mean
4years: n o o n e i s d y i n g
boomingsystemupup: rite sure ofc
(y)Uta(h): who's funeral we planning
4years: nO oNe Is DYiNg
Flipsandshit: damn
Gatorade™: if i die today pls assure my ramen stash is hidden well from the other members
chokes: rAMeN sTaSh???
je(idontthinkso): THATS WHERE THE RAMEN WENT????
rayofsunshine: YOU FAKE ASS HOE I ASKED YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RAMEN
alongassride: little shit.
imfrEE™: o shit
cute.: lmao okay ji
chokes: cHenLE yOu KnEW???
rayofsunshine: THIS WHOLE DORM IS F A K E
je(idontthinkso): BITCH IM SUING
imfrEE™: guys
alongassride: how dare-
cute.: well I mean yeah Jisung tells me everything???
imfrEE™: gUyS
je(idontthinkso): how f a k e
rayofsunshine: I'm hurt lele
imfrEE™: G U Y S
imfrEE™: JUST BUY MORE RAMEN
je(idontthinkso): you think our lazy asses wanna get up and go to the store just for some ramen?
je(idontthinkso): i think not you trick ass bitch
imfrEE™: fuckin lazy ass
je(idontthinkso): extremely
rayofsunshine: how are you two best friends
imfrEE™: that's a question we cannot answer
je(idontthinkso): we never figured out the answer
alongassride: and I thought me and hyuck were bad
chokes: I mean
4years: you're all so fucking
4years: extra
boomingsystemupup: all this over ramen
je(idontthinkso): shut up taeyong you flip the fuck out over your Fabreeze collection
boomingsystemupup: did not ask for these lies and this disrespect
4years: but he isn't lying
boomingsystemupup: and here I thought you loved me
(y)Uta(h): ouch who lied to you like that
boomingsystemupup: bITCH
(y)Uta(h): cunt
4years: d a m n
daddylonglegs: what the fuck happened here
daddylonglegs: I was peacefully sleeping and now I find all this shit
(y)Uta(h): well good morning sleeping beauty how the fuck did you sleep through all of this
daddylonglegs: it's a talent.
(y)Uta(h): uh huh.
alongassride: he once slept through hyuck banging pans together throughout the dorms at 3 A.M.
chokes: okay first of all you twat no one knew that was me
(y)Uta(h): sO YOURE THE ONE THAT WOKE US ALL UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
chokes: I mean-
alongassride: whoops
chokes: Mark literally go choke
alongassride: ily2
(y)Uta(h): hyuck im actually going to murder you for that shit
chokes: bet
(y)Uta(h): you wanna bet on it then?
chokes: yeah like you'll do shit
chokes: sHIT HE ACRYALT CAME H
4years: sigh
daddylonglegs: well he shouldn't have bet
alongassride: i should probably go help huh..
daddylonglegs: yeah.
alongassride: sigh..
4years: waIT I WANNA WATCH
boomingsystemupup: why-
4years: it's funny
4years: O SHIT YUTA LITERALLY CHOKING HYUCK
4years: MARK CAME IN AND TRIED TO PRY HIM OFF
4years: NOW THEIR BOTH BEINF CHOKED I CANT BREATH
boomingsystemupup: nEITHER CAN THEY OH MY GOD JAE
daddylonglegs: waIT SHOULDNR YOU HELP
je(idontthinkso): HYUNG HELP THEM OH MY GOD
Gatorade™: donghyuck colored my favourite hoodie pink please don't help
4years: AND HET MY ASS HANDED TO ME??!
4years: NO THANKS
imfrEE™: lil bitch
4years: dO I SEE YOU STEPPING IN? DIDNT THINK I DID YOU LITTLE SHIT
4years: oH MY GOD TAE TRIED RO STEP IN AND NOW YUTA HAS HIM PINNED
underrated™: what the fuck
je(idontthinkso): oh my god
Gatorade™: if Mark dies I call the role as new leader
je(idontthinkso): bitch
imfrEE™: #SaveUsFromYuta'sWrath
pleasefindmyhair: I heard drama
pleasefindmyhair: why can I hear donghyuck and Mark dying and taeyong yelling at Jaehyun
4years: YUTA IS KILLING THEM AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
pleasefindmyhair: right so nothing new
Gatorade™: pretty much
je(idontthinkso): shOULDNT WE HELP
imfrEE™: Jeno shUT UP YOURE LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING
daddylonglegs: okAY I WENT TO WATCH AND ITS FUNNY I CANT-
underrated™: okay that's it I'm coming to help
4years: oH SHIT TAEIL DRAGGED YUTA DOWN AND PRIED HIM OFF HYUCK AND MARK
4years: NOW HES BEATING YUTA
pleasefindmyhair: He ain't playing these games today
je(idontthinkso): what the fuck is this mess
imfrEE™: i think we learned a valuable lesson today- don't fuck with Taeil.
je(idontthinkso): i cant stop laughing
imfrEE™: hes literally suffocating and crying why-
rayofsunshine: why do I like this idiot...
je(idontthinkso): what
imfrEE™: huh
rayofsunshine: lol what
rayofsunshine: oh shit i didnt mean to send that
cute.: BOI
4years: the fuck did that say
pleasefindmyhair: I bet 20,000 won its a damn crush
daddylonglegs: I'll take you up on it
rayofsunshine: nothing lol it said nothing
Gatorade™: I smell lies
je(idontthinkso): i meAN cleaRLY it said soMETHING
pleasefindmyhair: Renjun ily and you're sweet but I will literally scream in your ear everyday at 4 A.M. if you don't tell at least me
rayofsunshine: bet
pleasefindmyhair: okay bet
Gatorade™: this looks familiar...
imfrEE™: chenleeeee you can read it
cute.: nope my lips are sealed
imfrEE™: :<
flipsandshit: you should confess you idiot
cute.: ooooh we're doing this now?
rayofsunshine: I am nOT confessing he probably likes Jaemin or something
imfrEE™: gUYS
Gatorade™: I wanna sip this tea too :(
je(idontthinkso): why can't we knowww
cute.: shhhh all in good time ;)
cute.: ge Jaemin is straighter than a pole and also they're way too close of friends
flipsandshit: yeah I'm with Lele on this
flipsandshit: also I mean I'm not saying Jeno 100% dEFINITELY has a crush on you but that's what I'm saying.
je(idontthinkso): gUYS
4years: at least make a separate chat
flipsandshit: too much work
rayofsunshine: honestly guys it isn't even that important
pleasefindmyhair: thEN WHY'S IT IN CHINESE
rayofsunshine: you make a compelling argument
daddylonglegs: bro it's not like we're gonna judge
rayofsunshine: maybe so
rayofsunshine: but I do not fancy the idea of rejection
rayofsunshine: wait-
pleasefindmyhair: sO IT IS A CRUSH
je(idontthinkso): :O
imfrEE™: bRO WHO
cute.: welp.
4years: o shit
alongassride: what the fuck
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Honestly I don't even know what happened or where I went with this and I also got too lazy to paste both the trademark markings and the emoji by mark's UN so I just cut out the emoji lol