I should sleep bc I gotta go to the gym but nah I'ma write a crackhead chapter bc I wanna get into some anGST
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Nana: HAECHAN STOP GUSHING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN RING AND FOCUS CHALLENGE: FAILED

My Love♥️: Jaemin stop being a SNAKE and a HYPOCRITE and let me LIVE challenge: FLOPPED

Nana: I am NOT being a hypocrite

My Love♥️: then for wHY are you telling me to stop gushing when yOU won't stop staring at Jeno and Renjun

My Love♥️: you're bORDER LINE DROOLING

Nana: 😶

My Love♥️: thAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

Nana: ur just salty

My Love♥️: abOUT WHAT?

Nana: idk??? what are you salty about???

My Love♥️: Jaemin literally wHAT do I have to be salty about?

HEARTLESS: If you both don't shut up and go back to practice I'll give you something to be salty about

My Love♥️: BET

HEARTLESS: every time you say that, it never goes well.

My Love♥️: ...bET

Nana: Haechan are your braincells dEAD?

My Love♥️: NO

Hubby: hmmm haechan you're being... extra......... extra today....

My Love♥️: I am not

My Love♥️: my amount of extra is perfectly normal

Nana: yOU THREW A BOOK AT MY HEAD

My Love♥️: YEAH AFTER YOU THREW A SHOE AT ME

Wifeu: okay I know you guys usually have friendly bickering but this is excessive what is happening

Nana: actually idrk why we're bickering so much

My Love♥️: yeah tbh idk either

Nana: ...then for wHY were you acting all weird earlier?!

My Love♥️: wdym???

Nana: you kept like ignoring me

My Love♥️: I was??? Daydreaming??? Let me live???

Nana: I pUNCHED YOU AND YOU JUST BLINKED AT ME AND WENT BACK TO DAYDREAMING???????

Nana: NO ONE JUST DOES THAT????

My Love♥️: I MEAN???? CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES YES????

Wifeu: what circumstances?????

Nana: WAIT WAS THIS WHAT YOU WERE RANTING ABOUT????

My Love♥️: YES YOU CRACKHEAD IF YOU HADN'T TUNED ME OUT YOU WOULD KNOW AND I WOULDN'T HAVE RESORTED TO DAYDREAMING

HEARTLESS: okay wHAT IS GOING ON

Nana: WAIT

Nana: WAIT THAT RANT WAS SERIOUS

My Love♥️: 🤥

Nana: oH MY GOD HYUCK

Nana: YOU'RE SO FUCKSGJSHSJS

Wifeu: EXPLAIN

My Love♥️: nO

Hubby: jE SUIS CONCERNED

My Love♥️: JE NE PARLE PAS FRANÇAIS!! KOREAN, SIL TE PLAÎT ET MERCI!!

Hubby: WHAT

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: since wHEN did hyuck speak french

My Love♥️: ur dUMB

MarkleSparkle✨♥️:

True Satan: UHM BITCH

My Love♥️:

Nana: WHY ARE YOUR MEMES SO UGLY

My Love♥️:

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: God dammnit Karen our marriage is in SHAMBLES because of this

My Love♥️: there was barely a marriage to begin with pAUL I get more from the busboy from Vegas then I've ever gotten from you!

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: I thought I told you to stay away from that busboy Karen!

My Love♥️: well Paul maybe I would have if you would have stayed away from that secretary at the office! Don't think I didn't smell her smelly perfume on you last thursday!

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: oh so now it's my fault?

baby chick: so we decided to take a break right and I come to see THIS?

PROTEC: I can't stop laughing what are they dOING

Nana: wHAT IS HAPPENING

Wifeu: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You Guys

Hubby:

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: can't you see me and Karen are having a talk right now?

My Love♥️: no no this talk is over.

hisshissbitch: I'm moving out

Nana: no you're not

hisshissbitch: I'm Moving Out

precious: nice try bub but you're not

hisshissbitch: ...i'm moving out and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

precious: b e t

Nana: b e t

Wifeu: what fucking crack did you guys smoke today

baby chick: well Renjun and Jaemin just fucking s a t on Jeno and now he's a fucking panicked wreck lmaoo

Hubby: what???

baby chick: like Renjun sat on one lap and Nana sat on the other and they're both just kinda clinging on to him so he can't move and he's gay panicking even though he's dating those crackheads

My Love♥️: this is sad to watch

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: just because you don't understand panicked gay culture

PROTEC: only Mark and Jisung can relate to Jeno

Wifeu: if y'all kill Jeno I'll riot

Wifeu: he's the only one out of you guys who's nice to me

Nana: Jeno won't die me and Renjun would just kiss him back to life

hisshissbitch: I'm seeing a light

hisshissbitch: I'm pretty sure I hear angels singing goodbye guys was nice knowing you

Nana: I think you just hear Renjun's giggles

My Love♥️: wow you guys are disgusting.

Wifeu: that's gross okay

HEARTLESS: literally woke up just to tell you that I am going to resell all your TWICE albums for saying something like that right in front of my salad

Nana: yutA NO

HEARTLESS: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wifeu: oof

Hubby: I want a new group

Nana: anyway back to Donghyuck

My Love♥️: god why are you so obsessed with me?

Nana: shut uP you're so annoying oh my god

My Love♥️: uwu you love me

Nana: unfortunately so 😔

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: ?????

Nana: it's nothing Mark don't worry

Hubby: you all concern me.

baby chick: me too Hyung, me too

precious: Jisung shut up you're as much of a crackhead as the rest of us

PROTEC: yeah ji you're worse than Mark sometimes

baby chick: >:(

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: I don't deserve this slander

My Love♥️: yes you do

Wifeu: yes you do

xXj0hnnyXx: no you don't guys leave Mark alone

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: Johhny really IS my one and only 😔💗

xXj0hnnyXx: dw bro I got you 😌💖

HOEmosexual: Damn

My Love♥️: it be the ones you never expected to betray you

MarkleSparkle✨♥️: damnit Karen this is why our marriage continues to crumble

My Love♥️: pAUL LISTEN HERE-

baby chick: o h n o.
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I'M ACTIVE

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🤡

seriously take the clown emoji away from me