What's up I got bored so here's a chapter
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Client #032703: ahahahahAh

Cupid💘: why are you laughing like that

Lucas: ???

Tail: what happened Kun?

Wifeu: ten what did you do

Client #032703: whilst he is the reason i am panicking it is not completely his fault

Tail: ...what?

Cupid💘: that doesn't help my case wHY are you panicking?

Client #032703: the girl you sent me on a blind date with is really pretty and i'm panicking a little

Tail: wait what

xXj0hnnyXx: that's gay

Wifeu: no johnny.

Wifeu: that's literally the opposite of gay.

Cupid 💘: oh jesus christ i thought I was in danger.

Lucas: Kun why are you texting on a date??

Client #032703: she went to the bathroom chill.

Client #032703: but Ten I cannot believe I'm about to say this but you mighta been right and I think I actually miGhT like her

Cupid💘: sigh once again you all have witnessed the power of my mind 💅🏻

Lucas: shut up Ten

Wifeu: shut up Ten

Tail: shut up Ten

Tail: but setting this aside, what the hell did I miss? I went to sleep and suddenly Kun might have a girlfriend??

Cupid💘: I work fast

Client #032703: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Wifeu: what's her name

Client #032703: Byun Jaeeun

Client #032703: she's a makeup artist for the company

xXj0hnnyXx: okay I'm just gonna say it since no one else will, I'm sLIGHTLY impressed, Ten.

Cupid💘: 😊

Client #032703: I gotta go guys, bye

Lucas: he's already whipped!!

Tail: no I think he's just using proper date etiquette

Cupid💘: stop being such a killjoy

Tail: I swear I can't ever win in this house

xXj0hnnyXx: unfortunately not

Tail: sigh when will you all learn to respect your elders

True Satan: when you stop being so easy to target

Tail: WHY do you only join the conversation to drag me

Cupid💘: to be fair you did the same thing to me and there was barely any context fuck you

Tail: boohoo

Wifeu: you're all messes literally shut up

Lucas: why are we all like this

Cupid💘: the real question is why is your name still "Lucas" all of us have some crackheadass name

HEARTLESS has changed Lucas's name to King of the Crackheads

King of the Crackheads: ...>:(

Cupid💘: perfect !!

the softest fluffball: please stop bullying Lucas

Traitor: impossible

xXj0hnnyXx: lmao never

King of the Crackheads: I don't deserve this slander

Wifeu: yes you do shut up

Client #032703: can y'all stop blowing up my phone goddamn

Cupid💘: ugh fine tell us how it goes

Client #032703: will do

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Traitor: it's been HOURS

Traitor: is Kun still not home?

Cupid💘: he must be getting that goodgood

Wifeu: ten shut UP

xXj0hnnyXx: yes please stop talking

Cupid💘: it be ya own bf 😔✊🏻

xXj0hnnyXx: Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the Third is the only man I love

Cupid💘: emo lookin ass tree

Traitor: jfc guys

Wifeu: this is exactly why everyone calls us crackheads

King of the Crackheads: wait so I'm y'all's king?

Traitor: ...bitch what

King of the Crackheads: should I be insulted by the fact I'm your king or...?

My Love♥️: if anyone's royalty here it's me and Nana

baby chick: yeah you're both bitchy brats. You fit the roles perfectly!

Nana: ex-motherfucking-scuse me

hisshissbitch: Jisung run

Wifeu: Hyuck didn't even respond Jisung you fucked up

baby chick: Jeno h

hisshissbitch: I'm assuming he was going to ask for help. Request denied.

Tail: Jeno please don't let Hyuck and Nana kill Jisung

hisshissbitch: no they're scary

True Satan: can comfirm Donghyuck beat me up

Fuckboii: Donghyuck Is Not Afraid To Fuck A Bitch Up

My Love♥️: I'm glad you all realize my power

Traitor: did you kill Jisung

True Satan: pls tell me you haven't killed my son

My Love♥️: he's alive but only just

PROTEC: what does this mean

Nana: he's been forced to buy us ramyeon for the next few weeks

baby chick: >:(

Hubby: why are you guys like this

Cupid💘: why do you insist on hurting people

My Love♥️: he called us bitchy brats!

precious: well...

Nana: :(

precious: nvm Jisung how could you

baby chick: cOUGHWHIPPEDCOUGH

precious: fucc u

King of the Crackheads: why are y'all so angry all the time

Nana: we're not

precious: we're not

My Love♥️: we're not

baby chick: we are

PROTEC: I still blame mark fucc u mark

Traitor: IT ISN'T MY FAULT

the softest fluffball: guys Mark is trying his best let him live :(

Traitor: thank you Jungwoo

My Love♥️: well maybe he should have been born in 2000 like the rest of us

PROTEC: no then you'd all leave at the same time :(

hisshissbitch: stop being emo

baby chick: we can't :(

hisshissbitch: stOP or else I'm gonna bring back the :)

True Satan: if you bring back the :) I'll fuck you up

hisshissbitch: no u love me :)

xXj0hnnyXx: I'm not afraid to fuck you up

Fuckboii: Oh Johnny Don't You Love Us Though?

hisshissbitch: yes Johnathan, don't you? :)

HEARTLESS: STOP

Cupid💘: PLEASE IT'S WEIRD

Fuckboii: What's Weird? We're Only Having Fun.

the softest fluffball: I am uncomfortable 😣

Fuckboii: Don't Worry Jungwoo. It'll Be Over Soon.

hisshissbitch: very soon :)

the softest fluffball: what does that mean

the softest fluffball: i'm shaking please what does that mean

King of the Crackheads: Someone drop kick them PLEASE

True Satan: no I'm too scared to approach winwin right now

HEARTLESS: every goddamn week

precious: JENO WON'T STOP SMILING CREEPILY AND HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME AND NANA I'M GONNA FUCKING BREAK HIS NOSE

Traitor: Well renjun's sanity snapped

Nana: fuck you this is creepy

hisshissbitch: Oh but my loves :) I won't hurt you :)

Tail: even I don't believe that what the F U C K

True Satan: Alright so this is a weekly thing I'm 90% sure Jeno is possessed

True Satan: WHATEVER DEMON IS IN MY SON, BEGONE T H O T

hisshissbitch: Oh Doyoung :) You can't get rid of me :)

Tail: w-what...

precious: no fuck this fuck you fuck that fuck me fuck life FUCK OFF

My Love♥️: alright I'm scared now UHHH

Client #032703: yo guys what's up

hisshissbitch: Oh Kun :) Welcome :)

Client #032703: ...uh...hi...?

xXj0hnnyXx: Jeno is being creepy again what's up

Client #032703: oh boy...

hisshissbitch: How was the date :) Did you enjoy yourself. Kun? :)

Wifeu: Jeno I'm gonna drop kick you

hisshissbitch: You wouldn't drop kick your favourtie Dreamie :)

Wifeu: you're right I wouldn't drop kick Jisung but you on the other hand...

Hubby: damn

hisshissbitch: Then try to, Taeyong :)

precious: I can't tell if he's acting or not I'm SCARED

Client #032703: Suddenly I miss Jaeeun

Fuckboii: Jeno Sweetie Are You Okay

Nana: did you miss the past ten minutes??? where were you???

Fuckboii: Yuta Wanted To Cuddle 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nana: ew

precious: shutup Nana we're cuddling right now

the softest fluffball: is Jeno done yet

precious: no he's still smiling weird

hisshissbitch: Whatever do you mean Renjun-ah? :)

Traitor: he's possessed fuck this

baby chick: I agree let's burn him

PROTEC: yes

King of the Crackheads: you guys just want to get rid of Jeno

baby chick: how'd you guess

hisshissbitch: You can't ever escape me :)

baby chick: ...

My Love♥️: what was that yell

True Satan: UHHHHH

Fuckboii: I'm Concered What Do You Mean

baby chick: ...injun??? jaemin???

Fuckboii: WHAT DID JENO DO TO MY SON

Traitor: Okay So Uhm I'm Scared

Hubby: should... someone go... check...

Wifeu: Mark go check

Traitor: why me?!

My Love♥️: bc your old go check

Tail: what does that make me?

My Love♥️: prehistoric

Tail: -_-

True Satan: damn hyuck

Traitor: I'm not going to check

baby chick: I'll go check

PROTEC: if you die can I have your favorite sweater

baby chick: does it matter if I say yes you already steal it all the time

PROTEC: ...true

Client #032703: please don't die Jisung you and Chenle are the only purity left in this group

True Satan: pls I kinda like you

baby chick: ...how touching

True Satan: 💖

baby chick: okay so no one's in their room

baby chick: or in the living room

baby chick: uhhhhhhhh

True Satan: UHHHHH

Traitor: uhm bitch what

xXj0hnnyXx: so what I'm hearing is

xXj0hnnyXx: Jeno was really possessed and took Renjun and Jaemin

HEARTLESS: ...suddenly every Japanese horror legend I heard is coming back to me

hisshissbitch: :)

True Satan: WHERE IS MY SON

Fuckboii: WHERE IS MY SON

King of the Crackheads: PLEASE tell me Renjun is alive

the softest fluffball: Jeno pls

hisshissbitch: Cold :)

Traitor: co- what??

hisshissbitch: :)

Cupid💘: cold like... LIKE DEAD?

hisshissbitch: :)

Cupid💘: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!

Traitor: Hello???? Jeno????

PROTEC: HE'S NO ANSWERINF WHAT DOES HE MEAN

PROTEC: IF HE KILLS RENJUN I'M GONNA SLAUGHTER SOMEONE

baby chick: I know I said Jaemin was annoying but I already miss him 🤕

hisshissbitch: we're getting ice cream it's cold in here

hisshissbitch: anyway Kun how was your date?

Client #032703: ...I'm taking a nap...

My Love♥️: 🤡

Traitor: what the fuck... just happened...

Fuckboii: IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FOOLS THE FUCK IS THIS

Fuckboii: I THOUGHT MY SON WAS DEAD YOU FUCKING BITCH

hisshissbitch: 🤪

True Satan: Fuck you you're no longer my favorite dreamie nana baby I love you

hisshissbitch: :( Nana says he loves you too

Hubby: why aren't they responding?

hisshissbitch: they forgot their phones bc they were busy yelling at me for scaring them the whole time we were leaving

hisshissbitch: that's what the yell was from though. They tried to get me to stop smiling so I lunged at them and scared the fuck out of Junnie :3

hisshissbitch: they're fine though, I was just banned from kisses for a week :(

Traitor: they're gonna give in within the next twenty minutes dude

hisshissbitch: :3 they already accidentally kissed me twice

King of the Crackheads: well please never do that again Jungwoo was abt to cry

the softest fluffball: :(

hisshissbitch: sorry hyung! 💗

the softest fluffball: it's okay Jeno 😔💘

Cupid💘: if you ever scare me like that again I'm gonna beat you up I don't care how strong you might be

hisshissbitch: 🤡 thanks hyung

Fuckboii: I'm So Tired Of You All

HEARTLESS: stop texting and come cuddle >:(

Fuckboii: Coming!
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Hi sorry this was... I don't know it was just weird lmao