Uhmm... I am gonna do something I've never thought I was gonna do before. Haha.
Things you'll need to know:
(Y/N) - Your Name
(N/N) - Nick Name
(F/C) - Favorite Color
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Your POV
I was laying on my couch when Zane walked in with some groceries. I pull out my phone and start reading on Wattpad. He looks at me with curious eyes, but I ignore it as I read on.
Eventually, I got in a weird position where my head and feet were off the couch as I read upside down. Zane was on the floor playing with Pinkie Cake... that was until he got bored.
"(N/N)!"
"What?"
"I'm boreddddddddd!" He whines. I smile.
"I have something we can do together." He looks at me, confused.
I crawl out of the couch to him, to the point where our noses were touching.
He was a tomato, which I thought was hilarious.
"We... could....
Read fan fics with Aphmau, Garroth and Katelyn and act them out!"
"Wait, wha--"
"LETS GOOOOOOOOO!"
-timeskip-
(A/N: this is supposed to have grammar and spelling mistakes, alright?)
"Okay, Katelyn, I think you should read this one first." Aphmau said with an evil smirk, passing the book of fan fics to Katelyn. Katelyn shrugs.
"Don't mind if I do."
"OH GOD I JUST READ THE TITLE. (N/N) I AM SO SORRY!" Garroth yelled.
"Let us begin. A Garroth x (Y/N) story. Wait. Isn't she dating Zane?"
"Yeah!" I confirmed.
Aphmau rose her eyebrow.
"Are you questioning the author? Do you know what they can do to yo-"
"Nope nope nope okay back to the story. Ahem.
One day Garroth was walking around MyStreet when he saw a trail of feathers."
I was suddenly changed into Garroth's clothes.
"Wait WHAT?!" I screamed. Katelyn ad Aphmau we're laughing while Zane and Garroth were staring.
"Damn (Y/N). You look good in anything." Garroth compliments.
"Awh, tha--"
"Move on with the story, move on with the story!" Zane growled.
"Oooo! Someone's jealous.l" Katelyn states as Aphmau wiggles her eyebrows at me.
"SHUT UP AND READ!"
"Ok! Ok, geez, you need to calm your inner ponies. Anyways...
Garroth followed the feathers and found a birb."
"WAIT! I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON GARROTH'S VOICE!" I yell.
"Not surprising seeing as your job is being a voice actor." Zane shrugs. Aphmau gasps.
"DO IT!"
"Ok, ahem......
Hi I'm Garroth and I think I'm so hot and sexy! I'm GARROTH!"
"... wow."
"Oh my Irene that was so accurate!"
"Awh, thanks Katelyn!"
"Moving on...
Da birb was covered in (F/C) feathers and was adorbs."
"I don't see a-- OH MY IRENE ZANE!" I burst (more like: birdst. Hahaha... I should go get a life) out laughing.
"What? I'm-- ohhh..... my go-- I mean Irene."
"ZANES A BIRB!"
"Garroth squats down to pat da birb on the head. Pat the birb on the head, Garroth."
I adjust my voice.
"OKAY!" I squat and pat the birb on the head.
"OW! At least do it more gently!"
"That's what she said..." Garroth mumbled under his breath.
"The birb was calm...
Then started to attack Garroth.
Go birb. Use attack!"
Aphmau laughed at this.
"B-Bur I don't wanna hurt her.." Zane whines.
"I'll be fine! Just pretend you're attacking Garroth!" I reassure.
"If that's the case...
TAKE THIS!"
He starts hitting me like crazy and Aphmau is dying of laughter.
"The birb soon calmed down and sat on Garroth's shoulder. Later on, laid 60 beautiful eggs."
"Zane GO LAY EGGS ON (Y/N--- I MEAN GARROTH!"
"Eww, don't say it like that. Umm.. plop x60..."
"Garroth and the birb fell in love. Garroth dressed the birb in a wedding dress and got in a tux."
"Oh Irene (Y/N) has to dress me?!"
"You're saying that as if I haven't before."
"Shhh! No one needs to knowwww!"
I was put into a tux.
"Garroth bribed Zane into being the priest with Horsies. They said their vows:"
Garroth got changed into Zane.
"ZANE YOU HAVE A LINE!"
"Oh right!"
"Garroth Ro'meave, do you this beautiful birb to be ur waifu until you get stuck into the Irene dimension?"
Aphmau strangely starts dying if laughter. I clear my throat, ajustingr my voice.
"I-I do."
"And do you, birb take Garroth Ro'meave to be your husbando until you get stuck in this Irene dimension?"
"Do I have to? Ugh... K-KA KAWWWW!" He screams. I cringe at this.
"Oh my Irene....
They both lean on to kiss.. but then
TRAVIS TACOS TOOK THE BIRB AWAY, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!"
Aphmau was turned into a Travis Taco.
"Oh! Um... let's go birb!"
"THE END!"
I drop my act and sigh in happiness and relief.
"Ahh.... Fan Fiction Reading."
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Word count: 800
Yay! Another chapter done!
*looks back at it*
... what am I doing with my life? XD
-Aqua