"the famous, the broke, the gay, and the woke"
demon child, babyHO, sansaeng, and You

demon child
someone tell yunho he's blind

sansaeng
yunho you're blind

You
bitch-
you don't even know the context
and yeosang i'm still mad at you
come out of the closet

sansaeng
he's already out tho??

You
ok touché
but i mean it literally
yeosang open the door or else i will call jongho to break it down

demon child
come at me i'm not afraid of the law

sansaeng
but i am
i'm calling the police

You
thanks woo you're a real one <3

sansaeng
anything for you bubs <3

You
pls don't say that ever again

sansaeng
agreed <3

You
YEOSANG OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

demon child
no

You
yeosang istg

demon child
no

You
i will choke you

sansaeng
kinky 😍

You
leave your horny ass out of this

sansaeng
you're no fun :(
right yeosang?

demon child
i have my lysol with me
try me bitch

sansaeng
anyways pls don't kill each other
i need to know the context of why yunho's blind
i mean true
but why

demon child
i'll explain

sansaeng
thanks yeo youre the best 😍😍😍

demon child
save those hearts for san.

sansaeng
ungrateful bitch >:(

babyHO
Yunho you're blind

You
shut up you're late to the conversation

babyHO
There was a meeting time??????

You

sansaeng
HEY
THATS ME
wtf you can't even see my eyes :(

babyHO
That's the whole point of the meme

demon child
yeah what jongho said

sansaeng
who cares about the meme
reveal the forehead
i'm not afraid of it
unlike someone here 👀

babyHO
HEY

You
ok but did he lie tho

babyHO
Yunho shut up before i smack your ass

You
remind me why i have you saved as babyHO when your hulk's descendant

demon child

You
fuck you 😭

demon child
no thank you
i'm too sacred for your sorry ass

babyHO
Hey yeosang

demon child
hii

You
two i is the world ending

sansaeng
my eyes are burning

demon child
stfu
anyways what's up jongho?

babyHO
Do you still have the sweater i lent you?

demon child
yeah i still have it
do you want it back?

babyHO
Nooo you can keep it
I was just wondering where i left it but then i remembered i gave it to you

demon child
haha
i can give it to you
if you want

sansaeng
is yeosang giving him the benefit of choosing rn

demon child
wooyoung i will choke you

sansaeng
kinky 😍

You
leave those kinks for san

sansaeng
omg good idea
gotta go buy more albums for his fansign
so

babyHO
No i will not lend you money

sansaeng
:(
yunho?

You
i'm a broke bitch

sansaeng
you're literally famous and live in an apartment more expensive than my college tuition

You
i'm. a. broke. bitch.

sansaeng
siGhS
yeosang?

demon child
no.

sansaeng
but 🥺

demon child
no.
now jongho where were we

sansaeng
I JUST GOT THREE ZONED WTF

babyHO
...
The sweater
You can keep it i seriously don't mind

demon child
are you sure????
jongho i can go give it you right now we live 2 mins away from each other

babyHO
Yeosang it's fine i promise

demon child
ok good bc yunho got it dirty and i'm lazy to wash it

sansaeng
is this dumb & dumber

You
more like blind & blinder

babyHO
We are NOT dumb
Or blind

sansaeng
LMAAAOOOOO
YUNHO YOU SEE THAT SHIT

You
CRYSTAL CLEAR
THATS BULLSHIT LMAAOOO

demon child
y'all need braincells
anyways wooyoung and jongho
ima send a pic and give me your honest opinions

You
YEOSANG NO

sansaeng
who are you and wheres yeosang

babyHO
Ok!! :)

You
yeosang
consider yourself a dead man.

demon child
i'm only scared of one thing and that one thing isn't you

You
if you're not afraid of me
THEN OPEN THE DOOR?????

demon child
no it's comfy here

You
jongho back me up here

babyHO
Why me

You
yeosang is scared of you

babyHO
No he's not

sansaeng
you're right yunho
that's bullshit

demon child
calm down children
don't fight

You
EXCUSE ME??????
OPEN THE DOOR THEN

demon child
do i need to remind you who spat water on who

You
that was an accident 😭

demon child
who even chokes on water when they see a pic of someone

You
wooyoung

babyHO
wooyoung

sansaeng
me

demon child
wooyoung doesn't count

You
jongho

babyHO
Why am i getting dragged into this?

sansaeng
existing basically

You
you're an oblivious fuck

sansaeng
how are you different in person and in chat
tEaCh mE yOur wAyS

You
no you're annoying enough

sansaeng
D:

demon child

You
YEOSANG WHAT THE FUCK
NO
WHY DID YOU SEND IT HERE
I WILL CHOKE YOU AGAIN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW

sansaeng
yeosang really said "damage control"

babyHO
why did you send a selca of mingi to the gc

demon child
my point exactly

sansaeng
mf is HOT but we all know he's yunho's
whyd you send a pic of him
he looks cute tho 👀👀👀
now that i know he's yunhos neighbor ima crash there daily

You
pls don't
and yeosang
you're dead.

sansaeng
well there they go
so jongho how have you been this pleasant evening

babyHO
Good i guess
I woke up early and exercised for a bit

sansaeng
lemme guess
by a bit you mean 5 hours

babyHO
... Maybe

sansaeng
you're so predictable it hurts 😭
go buy yourself a personality at walmart

babyHO
Why get the cheap version when i can get the original version?

sansaeng
ooooooooOOOOHHHHHH
hey can you be my sugar daddy

babyHO
Stay away from me

sansaeng
you're no fun :(
guess i'll just go and seduce choi san with my charms 🤩

babyHO
What charms? you can't even look at him in the eye

sansaeng
shut the fuck up

babyHO
No

sansaeng
you've been hanging out with yeosang way too much

babyHO
I have no complaints

sansaeng
ofc you don't you're whipped

babyHO
NO

demon child
i'm back and alive

sansaeng
ew no go back to hell

demon child
it was actually very nice there but someone brought me back

You
you're fucking welcome.
i would've slapped you harder but i don't want a certain someone to break my neck

babyHO
😇

sansaeng
so yeosang
care to explain why you sent a mingi selca

You
you better not.

demon child
i will gladly do so wooyoung

You

demon child
that's not mingi
that's a selca myun sent to yunho
so everyone
meet "myun"

babyHO
Wait what

sansaeng
NO FUCKING WAAAYYYYY
YOURE LYING RIGHT NOW
IS THIS WHY WE CALLED YUNHO BLIND?

demon child
yes

sansaeng
YUNHO YOURE BLIND

demon child
x2

babyHO
x3

You
I FUCKING KNOW OKAY
BUT I JUST
REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

sansaeng
WHY DO YOU WANT TO REFUSE THE FACT YOUVE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR IDOL ALL THIS TIME
AAAAAAAAAAA

You
AAAAAAAAHHDJWKDD

sansaeng
HAJSWKDJQKJED????

You
JAJSKWJDJWJSKWJEDOWJD WHDKWJDKWJFELKF

sansaeng
HAJDOWKDJWKFJWJJDJW

You
AHHDKWDJWOJJWF

demon child
STOP TALKING IN KEYBOARD SMASH

You
NO
GO LEARN THE LANGUAGE

sansaeng
WAIT HOLY SHIT
DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ME?

You
YES HE DOES
I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH SAN

sansaeng
YUNHO YOURE FUCKING DEAD

You
YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?

sansaeng
I'LL SCREAM IT EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY IF NECESSARY
IF SAN KNOWS WHO I AM BC OF MY ADMIRATION FOR HIM I WILL SEND YOUR ASS TO PLUTO

babyHO
I think you're confusing admiration with obsession

sansaeng
shut your smart ass mouth

You
PLUTO ISNT EVEN IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

sansaeng
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT

demon child
no it does not

sansaeng
THANK YOU

babyHO
Wait
Does this mean
I actually talked to mingi?

You
mf EXPLAIN

demon child
i am suddenly interested

babyHO
Myun (or mingi i don't even know anymore) sent me a message a while back
He asked me about my experiences with
You know

You
no we don't

babyHO
Love

sansaeng
OMGGGGGGGGGGG
SERIOUSLY
LOVE???

demon child
interesting

You
i am not okay

sansaeng
this isn't about you go away

babyHO
So i helped him out with that
Said it was for some lyrics
He's producing a song with his hyung? That's all he said

demon child
nothing else?

babyHO
Of importance? not really

sansaeng
sounds sus

demon child
yunho
its so
fucking
obvious
i can tell just form his conversation with jongho that myun is mingi
did he tell you anything?

You
no????

sansaeng
THINK HARDER

You
I
AM
TRYING
wait now that you mention it
he did say he produced music
and that he has a manager
and that his hyung is also a producer
and his manager is pretty cold towards him

sansaeng
THE DOTS ARE BEING CONNECTED

demon child
glad to see your only braincell working

You
SHUT UP
BE LIKE JONGHO

babyHO
What did i do

You
you're quiet

babyHO
Just because i'm quiet doesn't mean i'm not judging you
You're stupid

You
i feel betrayed

demon child
i'm losing my mind
yunho it's so obvious
how did you not realize sooner?

You
OH
I DONT KNOW
MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDNT EXPECT THE SONG MINGI HIMSELF TO HAVE A FAN ACCOUNT AND BE A YUNHOPOWER AND TO COINCIDENTALLY BE THE YUNHOPOWER I TALKED TO AND NOT TO MENTION HIM BEING MY NEIGHBOR

sansaeng
yo this sounds like a jikook fanfic i read a few days ago

demon child
shut up armchair

sansaeng

You
also
what if it isn't even mingi
myun could've gotten that picture from anywhere

demon child
i'm one step ahead of you

sansaeng
in yeosang we trust

You
no we don't

sansaeng
in yeosang we partly trust

babyHO
Amen

demon child
i searched the entirety of the internet for that selca and found nothing
i even searched the black market
be thankful

You
thanks for risking your life to confirm if your friend is talking to his favorite idol

sansaeng
friend goals 😍

demon child
you better be

You
so it's true
myun is mingi
i've been talking to mingi this whole time
i called mingi handsome
i called him the love of my life
and he read it

babyHO
That's the first thing that comes to mind?

You
IM PANICKING OKAY

sansaeng
WAIT
DO YOU THINK MINGI KNOWS YOURE YOU

You
i hope not
SHIT IVE LET IT SLIP A COUPLE OF TIMES
WHAT IF HE KNOWS

demon child
it's not like you're a super famous choreographer who has millions of fans
oh wait

You
your sarcasm is overflowing

babyHO
Where do y'all talk anyways
This is some james bond shit

You
... an app

babyHO
So informational

sansaeng
just like the sex books

demon child
just ONE day wooyoung
one day is all i ask

sansaeng
no
😈

You
ok i think im gonna leave my phone for a bit

babyHO
Yeah ofc take your time
We'll be here

demon child
what he said

sansaeng
we may have been joking but we know these news must've hit you hard
so take your time!!! we'll go to your apartment in a bit
right jongho?

babyHO
Apparently

sansaeng
stfu >:(

You
thanks guys
i'm just gonna
yeah
i can't believe myun is mingi
what are the odds

demon child
absolutely fucking unbelievable that's what
now go
i'll stay in the living room

You
thanks yeo
bye guys

sansaeng
bye!!!
...
ok is he gone?

babyHO
Must be

demon child
he just went to his room right now

sansaeng
good.
I AM GOING TO KILL JEONG YUNHO
ALSO
HE SAID FAN ACCOUNT DIDNT HE?
THIS MF HAS HAD A MINGI FAN ACCOUNT AND DIDNT TELL US ABOUT IT

demon child
it's not our right to know everything about him woo
he might've had his reasons

sansaeng
true
BUT STILL
IM KILLING HIM
🔫

demon child
put down the nerf gun

babyHO
...
We'll be there in 20 minutes yeo

demon child
great

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so... surprise?