Steve: Hey guys! 

Nat: Is this a group chat?

Steve: yeah 

Sam: Hey Steve, hey nat

Bucky: Steve

Steve: what

Bucky: why am i even on this

Steve: ur my best friend buck

Bucky: oh yeah

Bucky: i forgot ;)

Steve: to the end of the line pal

Bucky: right back at yah, punk

Nat: awwwww sam look theyre bonding

Sam: omg nat get a life

Sam: you sound like a teenage girl

Nat: say you of all people

Sam: What does that even mean

Nat: remember last mission? That spider

Sam: okay that was ONE time

Steve: What happened?

Bucky: what spider

Bucky: wait, sammy is scared of spiders?

Nat: this tarantrula spider jumped on his face and he screamed like a ten yeard old. 

Bucky: so he IS scared of spiders

Nat: yeah

Sam: no

Steve: of all the scary things in this world, you pick spiders

Steve: wow sam

Steve: i thought u were an Avenger

Sam: i am 

Sam: its just

Sam: theyre so

Sam: nvm

Sam: why do i even talk to u people

Steve: bc u have no other friends?

Nat: because u dont have a life?

Bucky: bc u like us?

Sam: how bout none of the above

Steve: I say ALL of the above

Sam: when did u get so sassy

Sam: i dont like it

Bucky: what r u talking about

Bucky: he's always been sassy

Sam: relly? 

Bucky: yeah

Bucky: and he swore a TON

Sam: oh REALLY

Nat: WHAT

Bucky: what? u guys didnt know?

Nat: STEVE. 

Steve: what?

Sam: STEVE THE SWEAR JAR

Sam: U LIED TO US

Bucky: what swear jar

Nat: HE SAID WE SWORE TOO MUCH. HE MADE A SWEAR JAR

Sam: HE TOLD TONY TO WATCH HIS LANGUAGE

Bucky: wait, rlly steve

Steve: maybe

Bucky: lol, i didnt think ud have it in u to prank them like that

Bucky: good job steve

Sam: dont encourage him!

Nat: He owes me 500 bucks. And he better pay up

Steve: so...what would happen if i told u i spent it all

Steve: ...on bucky

Bucky: ;)

Bucky: i wondered were that money was coming from

Nat: Steve...I'm giving ten seconds max

Bucky: wdym

Steve: she means shes gonna kill me

Steve: so ill talk to yall later. 

Steve: my life is in danger