Dedicated to a bearded friend

Bruce: STARK GET YOUR BUTT IN THE LAB

Tony: but its 3 in the morning

Tony: Im already in the lab

Tony: where r u

Bruce: ON MY WAY, U PUNY MAN

Tony: ...is this supposed to be a joke?

Bruce: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM JOKING

Tony: well I cant even see u so....yes?

Bruce: I HATE UR FACE

Tony: OKAY

Tony: not gonna pretend that didn't hurt

Tony: whats with u

Bruce: NOTHING IS UP WITH ME

Bruce: WHY DON'T U LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM

Bruce: PUNY IRON MAN

Tony: wait a minute....

Tony: puny....ironman....

Tony: I'm not puny

Bruce: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bruce: YES U ARE

Tony: um, ive saved ur butt many times

Tony: u cant even run without getting side stitches

Tony: and yet u call me puny

Bruce: EXCUSE ME

Bruce: I CAN HOP ON BUILDINGS AND SMASH THINGS
Tony: I don't get it
Tony: why r u acting like the hulk

Tony: wait....

Tony: OH

Tony: heya hulky

Bruce: DON'T CALL ME THAT

Bruce: IT SOUNDS PATHETIC

Tony: ur language is much more diverse when ur texting

Bruce: IN BATTLE ALL I CARE ABOUT IS SMASHING

Tony: heh

Tony: sorry that was wrong

Tony: continue

Bruce: I HAVE FEELINGS U KNOW

Tony: ....u do?

Bruce: THIS IS WHY I HATE U

Bruce: I LIKE THOR MUCH BETTER

Tony: excuse me?

Tony: and btw, thor hates u

Tony: he likes banner much better

Bruce: WELL HE TOLD ME HE LIKES ME

Tony: well he lied

Tony: sucks to suck

Bruce: U KNOW IM GONNA DESTROY U RIGHT

Bruce: IM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW

Tony: u forget I have a flying suit

Tony: hint on the flying part

Bruce: I HATE U

Tony: why?

Tony: bc I didn't let u pummel me into the ground like u did to loki
Bruce: HAHAHAHAHA
Bruce: GOOD TIMES

Bruce: BANNER ENJOYED THAT AS WELL

Tony: really?

Bruce: HE LIKES WHEN I KILL PEOPLE

Tony: pretty sure that's not true

Bruce: WELL I DIDN'T ASK UR OPINION DID I

Tony: who r u, cap?

Bruce: NO

Bruce: IM HULK

Bruce: I THOUGHT U KNEW THAT

Tony: no that was a joke

Tony: I mean sarcasm

Tony: nvm

Tony: just go back to sleep