Pina Colada || Dinger Holfield

Pina Colada || Dinger Holfield

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"I should be in Hawaii, drinking pina colada, looking at some Hawaii chick, Hello Honey." ~ D.H.

Delilah Rose Waters is rich and gets decent grades. Everything is perfect. Unless you count the fact that her parents hardly ever notice her. And the fact that reality hit her a little too hard. Moving her in with her Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin Bobby, she had no idea existed. As she's there she befriends Bobby and Dinger. Becoming the best and worst thing to happen to them. Especially when Bobby and Laine start acting really weird. And psycho Joel, Laine's ex, falls for her. I mean they don't call him psycho Joel for nothing. Last but certainly not least, the feelings she gains for Dinger. Will she get the guy? Or will Bobby's amnesia get in the way? The world may never know.

READ: I'LL GO BACK AND FIX MISTAKES AND EDIT LATER ON OK THANKS

EDIT: THIS IS JUST ABOUT AS WEIRD AND CONFUSING AS THE MOVIE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

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