May 9, 2017
hi bubba
i miss you
wyd
hi
๐ค๐ค๐ค
hiiiiiii
wyd
chris
Hahahaha
Not criminal minds ๐ญ
Just started watching that
show but low key
some of the episodes are scary
omg๐ญ
you little scaredy-cat
i am NOT
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i hate to sound ridiculous...
FUCK YOU
yess plsss๐
๐look at you using
my language
so proud ๐ฅฒ
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did you see paul on
set today?? ๐ญ
no why what happened
he literally got a gash on his
forehead because he tripped
and fell into the camera set up
IT WAS HILARIOUS
i wish someone got it on
video
bruh
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that's funny
why did you take so long to reply
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sorry i was reading texts
dylan
chris
๐What fucking gc hoe
mackie and sebastian ๐
๐i'll let it slide cuz you
had the matching photo to mine
what you wearing ๐
granny panties ๐
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let me see ๐
there is something mentally
wrong with you ๐
yep. now let me see
that's not granny panties ๐
๐๐like seriously
what is wrong with you ๐๐๐
but wait a min
pink is your color ๐ฉ๐ฉ
thanks bub
hey girlfriend my
mom says hi ๐
aaaahhh
YOURE WITH UR MOM????!
STOP BEING NAUGHTY
AROUND UR MOM
but tell her i said hi beautiful โจ
she doesn't care that
i'm naughty๐๐
and do you wanna come
meet her ๐ฅบ
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
you want ME to
meet your mom???
yes. very much
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when?
now babe๐
i'm busy ๐ข
don't fucking start tramp
i will start dick head ๐
COME OVER BRUH
TO MEET YOUR MOM??!!
bruh i'm nervy
whyyy ๐ฅบ
cuz it's your mom
and stop using that emoji
๐ฅบ๐ฅบshe will love you
promise ๐
maybe.
maybe not.
no she will definitely like you
because you are 127678X better
than the other girls i brought to meet
her promise ๐
that's sweet ๐ฅฐ
soooo
you'll come
yeah okay
i'll stop by
*spend the night
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ha SIKE i'm simply
stopping by
๐ฉyou're so mean
and you're not even
all that ๐
๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
okay fine ur hawt ๐
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hurry and come over
don't rush me hoe ๐คฌ
scott is here too
your bestie
Here i come ๐จ๐จ๐จ
When I arrived at Chris' house his brother answered the door.
scott: hey girl come on to the back
: wait! scotty so your mom is here... and i'm nervous to meet her.
scott: why?! trust me chris had already hyped you up to her so much. there's really nothing you could do to like be sooo big to make her not like you.
: really?! okayyy... well that's, good! any tips before i meet her?
scott: girl relaaaxx!! dylan look at me, you are drop dead gorgeous! she's gonna love you periodt, end of story. now come on!
: okay okay!
he walks behind me guiding me to the backyard where his mom, and two of chris' childhood friends are. his mom immediately sees me and walks over with a large smile on her face.
chris' mom lisa: oh hi! you are gorgeous! my son cannot stop talking about you, and i'm so glad we can finally meet!
: it's so nice to meet you as well!
scott: and dylan, chris wouldn't shut up all day today about you two meeting so i'm glad you've met her!... that means people can focus on me now!
: scott! i am not gonna play with you today!!
we laugh
lisa: please sit down! let's talk!
i sit down and she asks me normal questions to get to know me better. nothing too intrusive. it actually wasn't scary at all. she is a sweet woman. she also told me how much chris adores me, but if he ever broke my heart, she would fight him herself. as we were talking, i could see chris over by the grill making slight glances at me to confirm if the conversation between his mother and was going well. i couldn't help but stare at his shirt raising up as he talked with his friends excessively with his hands. it was distracting, but i must've been staring for too long because chris' mom says
lisa: you must really like him,
: he is quite a distraction, your son
i chuckled
lisa: i'm glad that chris has someone as genuine as you dylan,
i smiled at her kind remark. We ended up talking for a long while. so long that chris himself had to interrupt us. i told him that i may be starting to like his mom more than him. i did end up leaving that night just because i actually had to be on set pretty early the next morning.