34โ€ข meet the mom

May 9, 2017



hi bubba
i miss you
wyd
hi
๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
hiiiiiii
wyd


chris




Hahahaha
Not criminal minds ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Just started watching that
show but low key
some of the episodes are scary


omg๐Ÿ˜ญ
you little scaredy-cat


i am NOT


๐Ÿ™„
i hate to sound ridiculous...


FUCK YOU


yess plsss๐Ÿ˜œ


๐Ÿ˜look at you using
my language
so proud ๐Ÿฅฒ


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
did you see paul on
set today?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ


no why what happened


he literally got a gash on his
forehead because he tripped
and fell into the camera set up
IT WAS HILARIOUS
i wish someone got it on
video


bruh


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
that's funny


why did you take so long to reply
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


sorry i was reading texts


dylan



chris



๐Ÿ˜What fucking gc hoe


mackie and sebastian ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


๐Ÿ™„i'll let it slide cuz you
had the matching photo to mine


what you wearing ๐Ÿ˜


granny panties ๐Ÿ˜


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
let me see ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


there is something mentally
wrong with you ๐Ÿ˜‚


yep. now let me see




that's not granny panties ๐Ÿ™„


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚like seriously
what is wrong with you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


but wait a min
pink is your color ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


thanks bub


hey girlfriend my
mom says hi ๐Ÿ˜


aaaahhh
YOURE WITH UR MOM????!
STOP BEING NAUGHTY
AROUND UR MOM
but tell her i said hi beautiful โœจ


she doesn't care that
i'm naughty๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’€
and do you wanna come
meet her ๐Ÿฅบ


๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
you want ME to
meet your mom???


yes. very much


๐Ÿ˜€
when?


now babe๐Ÿ˜Š


i'm busy ๐Ÿ˜ข


don't fucking start tramp


i will start dick head ๐Ÿ™„


COME OVER BRUH


TO MEET YOUR MOM??!!
bruh i'm nervy


whyyy ๐Ÿฅบ


cuz it's your mom
and stop using that emoji


๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบshe will love you
promise ๐Ÿ˜


maybe.
maybe not.


no she will definitely like you
because you are 127678X better
than the other girls i brought to meet
her promise ๐Ÿ˜


that's sweet ๐Ÿฅฐ


soooo
you'll come


yeah okay
i'll stop by


*spend the night


๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


ha SIKE i'm simply
stopping by


๐Ÿ˜ฉyou're so mean


and you're not even
all that ๐Ÿ™„


๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ


okay fine ur hawt ๐Ÿ™„


๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
hurry and come over


don't rush me hoe ๐Ÿคฌ


scott is here too
your bestie


Here i come ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ





When I arrived at Chris' house his brother answered the door.


scott: hey girl come on to the back


: wait! scotty so your mom is here... and i'm nervous to meet her.


scott: why?! trust me chris had already hyped you up to her so much. there's really nothing you could do to like be sooo big to make her not like you.


: really?! okayyy... well that's, good! any tips before i meet her?


scott: girl relaaaxx!! dylan look at me, you are drop dead gorgeous! she's gonna love you periodt, end of story. now come on!


: okay okay!


he walks behind me guiding me to the backyard where his mom, and two of chris' childhood friends are. his mom immediately sees me and walks over with a large smile on her face.


chris' mom lisa: oh hi! you are gorgeous! my son cannot stop talking about you, and i'm so glad we can finally meet!


: it's so nice to meet you as well!


scott: and dylan, chris wouldn't shut up all day today about you two meeting so i'm glad you've met her!... that means people can focus on me now!


: scott! i am not gonna play with you today!!


we laugh


lisa: please sit down! let's talk!


i sit down and she asks me normal questions to get to know me better. nothing too intrusive. it actually wasn't scary at all. she is a sweet woman. she also told me how much chris adores me, but if he ever broke my heart, she would fight him herself. as we were talking, i could see chris over by the grill making slight glances at me to confirm if the conversation between his mother and was going well. i couldn't help but stare at his shirt raising up as he talked with his friends excessively with his hands. it was distracting, but i must've been staring for too long because chris' mom says


lisa: you must really like him,


: he is quite a distraction, your son


i chuckled


lisa: i'm glad that chris has someone as genuine as you dylan,


i smiled at her kind remark. We ended up talking for a long while. so long that chris himself had to interrupt us. i told him that i may be starting to like his mom more than him. i did end up leaving that night just because i actually had to be on set pretty early the next morning.

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