Pyromania

*getting kidnapped by Red Nexus and Area 391*

K: "I have a solution"

#0: "thank goodness"

K: "it involves fire"

#0: "absolutely not"


*a building is on fire*

K: "I didn't do it"

#0: "then why are you laughing?"

K: "because whoever did it is a freaking genius."


K: "can I pleasee burn this place to the ground?"

#0: "..."

#28300: "seeing as it's a castle made of stone, I don't think fire is going to do much damage."

K: "but trying will make me feel better" :D


K: "what's more relaxing than setting something on fire?"

#0: "a lot of things!"

#22: "and setting your friend on fire isn't relaxing AT ANY WAY"

K: "..."

K: "who said you were my friend?"


#28300: "well, SOMEONE thought it would be a great idea to throw our backup plan off a bridge."

K: ✨"it was on FIRE!"✨

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