thanks to @Chris97679 for the ideas ^-^

#22: *eats a cinnamon roll from the middle and tears it apart*

Alan: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT A CINNAMONIM ROLL! 

#22: *takes another bite from the middle.*

#22: in every group of friends, there's the dumb one

*everyone looks at K*

K: really? 

#22: :>

#22: we need a distraction.

#28300: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Avem, whispering: my time has come 

Alan: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

#22: Just rip the bandage off.

Alan: It's #28300

#22: Put the bandage back on. 

Alan: Viivi and I are having a baby.

#28300: That's gre- 

Alan, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. 

#28300: "why are you scared from the mafia?"

#22: "what do you mean why I'm scared from the mafia?"

#28300: "yeah, you don't need to worry, the mafia is full of culture and moral."

#22, Alan, K and Viivi: "..." ;-;

#22: "... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

(inspired by a friend of mine that actually said that to me)