SiennaMiller26: i wish that i could be like the cool kids

ZenMal12: you can be if you hang with me.

SiennaMiller26: just a few more weeks bud.

ZenMal12: have you prayed to your dad?

SiennaMiller26: bout what?

ZenMal12: about agreeing to take you to England.

SiennaMiller26: i'm still at my moms house so i haven't had time to talk to him.

ZenMal12: kay. i'm counting down the days till you come.

SiennaMiller26: idk if I think this because i've spent to much time chatting with you

SiennaMiller26: but i feel like you meant that in a different way.

ZenMal12: what way is that babe?

SiennaMiller26: like in a sexual way.

ZenMal12: why would you think that?

SiennaMiller26: are you serious? All you talk about is inappropriate stuff.

ZenMal12: why don't you curse, you always curse.

SiennaMiller26: there are certain words i don't like to say.

ZenMal12: (smirk) i'm sure you'll be able to say them after you stay the night with me.

SiennaMiller26: wrap your willy before you get silly.

ZenMal12: cap it before you tap it

SiennaMiller26: Cover your stump before you hump.

ZenMal12: Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

SiennaMiller26: R.I.P this conversation.

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The gif.... Zayn looks likes he's doing something to his junk.