ZenMal12: Yohoho and a bottle of rum

Siennamiller26: gtfo

ZenMal12: Excuse me.

SiennaMiller26: Welcome back.

ZenMal12: Wanna watch a movie with me?

SiennaMiller26: Idk how that will work considering we're 3000 miles away...

ZenMal12: We'll watch the same movie and show each other pictures of our reactions.

SiennaMiller26: Kay what movie?

ZenMal12: What's one that has a lot of sex scenes?

SiennaMiller26: 50 shades of grey

ZenMal12: ('are you serious' face)That hasn't come out yet.

SiennaMiller26: That's not my problem.

ZenMal12: fine lets watch Bambi.

SiennaMiller26: Remember when Bambi and the skunk did the deed?

ZenMal12: no.

SiennaMiller26: neither do i

ZenMal12: you really are something.

SiennaMiller26: Mmhm yeah lets watch ze movie.

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SiennaMiller26: (laughing) Look how cute he cant walk yet.

ZenMal12: (expressionless) that owl is pissing me off.

SiennaMiller26: He isn't even doing anything

ZenMal12: i know but still.

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ZenMal12: This movie can sure teach you a thing or two about your attitude

SiennaMiller26: ?

ZenMal12: If you cant say something nice, don't say anything at all.

SiennaMiller26: shut up.

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ZenMal12: Why tf is this squirrel hiding in flowers

SiennaMiller26: it's a skunk.

ZenMal12: same thing.

SiennaMiller26: I'm not even gonna explain.

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SiennaMiller26: Will you snuggle me when it rains like Bambi's mom does to him?

ZenMal12: Do i look like your mother?

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ZenMal12: this chic is clingy.

SiennaMiller26: It's a fawn but ok.

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SiennaMiller26: (crying) THE MOM DIED OMFG

ZenMal12: (video pretending to wipe a tear) how tragic.

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ZenMal12: If someone tries to flirt with you i'm gonna beat the crap outta him.

SiennaMiller26: Or you could push him off the cliff and into the river

ZenMal12: why not both?

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SiennaMiller26: aw look at the twins.

ZenMal12: who tf names kids geno and gurry?

SiennaMiller26: Literally last time i'm watching a movie with you.

ZenMal12: But what about 50 shades of grey.

ZenMal12: Hello?

SiennaMiller26: go away I'm tired.

ZenMal12: can i tuck you in?

SiennaMiller26: tomorrow. Now shut up.

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^ Those lines up there mean that time has passed, so you wont get confused as to which part of Bambi they were snapping about.

I had to watch the movie Bambi while writing this bc i forgot what happened.