What is that melody?

Shrekky Wekky Oogly Bagonga Dunkin ButterbeansCheesebro Choo Choo Boo BooEmpress Tzu TzuFarrah Pawcett Fiona Penny PicklesMonsieur Le Colonel MoustacheTango MangoYeti Sphaghetti held Y/N's hand as they followed Tommy Wommy through the dank halls.

They turned a corner and saw something surprising. Everyone stood in terror.

"S-Senpai.." Y/N mutttered to Pookie Shrek. "Theres only one bed..."


Then 14 and a half nukes landed on Y/N's head and they all died. But they didnt because of reasons.

"Woah" Thomas said "We almost died!" 

Then a familiar sound busted through the halls like Shrekky pai's cheeks when put into tight jeans. Thomas shushed Y/N and Shrekky Bageltoff so he could hear it better. It was a faint noise, but if you listened hard enough, you could just barely hear it....

The sound grew louder after a moment and now they could make out afew words. It seemed to be a song. It got a bit louder and then they realized.....what it was. 

The group began to shake in fear as  they knew what was coming. Thomas held up his black notebook. Y/N tucked their ears behind their hair and adjusted their uwu glasses.

The bass-boosted sound got nearer until.....it busted through the doorway. 




"ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ, ɴᴏ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜᴇꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ, ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ, ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ɪᴛ, ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏ?"

The sound spewed through the walls like an invisible enemy. The floor was cracking, it didn't even want to hear the disgusting sound of say so.

Y/N and Thomas began to do a ballet dance to the terrible song like the plan. The Invisible Say So Entity fell asleep to the amazing dance then Shrek and Y/N began to make out on the floor. Thomas joined in.




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