messages

a little disclaimer for this imagine: it was originally a fanfic that I wanted to write but saw no future with so I've now turned the first three chapters into this... you're basically texting whatever boy you want... onto the messages


him    you


Unknown: Got the phone


Unknown: I don't have you saved on my phone and this isn't my area code so I'm guessing you have the wrong number.


Unknown: Edwin?


Unknown: Nope


Unknown: Then who is this?


Unknown: I'm not telling. You could be some creep for all I know


Creep: I'm not a creep


Unknown: sure you're not


Creep: I'm not


Unknown: How do I know that? You are just some stranger who decided to bug an innocent grill


Creep: Grill?


Unknown: Yes grill


Unknown: Do you have a problem with me being a grill?


Creep: No not at all


Grill: Great, now I have to go do grill things, ttyl


Creep: So we're going to talk later? I thought I was a creep


Grill: You are, but you intrigue me


Creep: I AM NOT A CREEP


LATER


Grill: I'm bored


Creep: hi bored


Bored: OMFG do not make those types of dad jokes


Creep: I guess you could call me daddy😏


Bored: MY EYES


Bored: WHY


Bored: YOU ARE A CREEP


Creep: HHAHAHAHAAHAHA I'm sorry, I just had to


Bored: don't ever do that again


Creep: yes ma'am


Bored: ew don't call me ma'am either. it makes me sound old and shit


Creep: Okay then tell me your name and I can call you that


Bored: no


Creep: why not?


Bored: I thought we established the fact that I don't know who you are


Bored: remember the line 'don't talk to strangers'


Creep: but we're not strangers


Bored: *raises eyebrow* really? I don't even know your name


Creep: (boy's name)


Creep: my name is (boy's name)


Creepy (boy's name): Now tell me your name


Bored: nope


Bored: bye Creep


LATER


Creepy (boy's name): how old are you?


Bored: why?


Creepy (boy's name): cause I want to get to know you better


Bored: (your age)


Creepy (boy's name): Cool, I'm older


Bored: ?


Creepy (boy's name): (his age)


Creepy (boy's name): are you a boy or a girl? I'm assuming girl because of autocorrect, but I mean don't assume gender


Bored: two things


Bored: I thought we established that I'm a grill, not a boy or girl


Bored: and do NOT resurrect a dead meme okay?


Creepy (boy's name): C'mon why can't you just tell me you're a girl


Bored: Cause you're a creep


Creepy (boy's name): whatever, can I continue this whole '21 questions' thing or are you going to keep calling me a creep?


Bored: I WISH THERE WAS A SITUATION TO BE MAD AT OR A PERSON I COULD BLAME I'VE GOT A LOUD MOUTH, I'M PALE WITH A GHOST OBSESSION BUT BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HER I'M PLAYING 21 QUESTIONS


Creepy (boy's name): ?


Bored: It's 21 questions by Waterparks. Have you never heard of them before? (if you don't like or know who waterparks are, just ignore this part)


Creepy (boy's name): No


Bored: you nEED to check them out I love them soooooo much


Bored: sorry I'm such a fangirl


Creepy (boy's name): So you are a girl


Bored: AAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHH


Bored: you caught me


Bored: but seriously check out Waterparks. They have some bops


Creepy (boy's name): okay bored


Bored: (your name)


Creepy (boy's name): ?


Bored: my name eh jeff


Creepy (boy's name): If I can't resurrect dead memes you can't either


Bored: fine


Bored: but my name is (your name)


Creepy (boy's name): Nice to meet you (your name)


(your name): Nice to meet you too creepy (boy's name)


Creepy (boy's name): you are never going to give up the creep thing are you?


(your name): nope

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