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me: how do you get rid of hickeys?

melly: hickeys? oop- tay you seeing this?

taymor: mhm 🤣

melly has added zizi to the group...

jordan: damn thats tuff

mere: bitch we been at school all day, where the fuck you get hickeys from?

joe: ou shit my niggas been getting active on slime 🕺😂

zizi: ohhh bitch, i was wondering why you had yo hoodie on all damn day

trell: so we fucking in school nai? must be nice mane 🙄

me: omfg yall this is serious, my parents gone be home in a few hours im not tryna get my ass whooped. now can yall stop joking around and help me tf out ? damn

jordan: calm your tits sis

mere: not my business *symere has left the chat*

zizi: meres right, my name Bennett and i aint in it

trell: lucky fa you i know exactly how to get rid of hickeys u just gotta tell us where u got em from

melly: bitch its obvious

trell: not to me midget bitch

melly: convinced im in a groupchat full of dummies 🤦🏽‍♀️

joe: you ah dummy bitch

me: y'all are literally no fucking help

jordan: nigga please, if anything trell and zion the dummies. niggas skip class to fuck everyday

zizi: i was minding my fucking buisness, keep my name out yo mouth beef jerky built bitch

mere: buisness? 💀

trell: aint nun wrong wit getting ma dick wet slime

joe: i know who gave em da hickeys ya just gotta put 2 and 2 together

me: who??? 👀 since y'all know so fucking much

melly: TAY obviously, what u think we some dummies?

me: yes. but what makes it so obvious ?

mere: it just is

zizi: oh.. wow.

taymor: 🤷🏽‍♂️

jordan: tay you suspect asf

taymor: nigga how?

jordan: cause you ain't deny it

joe: and he dont need to 😂🐍 them niggas act they in a relationship

trell: been peeped. i been knew my nigga tay was into ass

taymor: shut up dented can, everybody did

me: CAN YALL NOT? now.. can someone please tell me how to get rid of them? Ken?

trell: nah. fuck you. you deserve a ass whoopin.

me: and zion deserves a nigga who aint got a STD and bumps on his dick but you dont see me complaining ..

melly: FUCK LMAOSOKSKSKSK

jordan: yeooo this lil nigga evil 😂😂😂

taymor: sheeesh lmaoooo

mere: period nick, go awf then

zizi: he aint lying-

taymor: it be yo own niggas

trell: word? don't even trip im omw over dere

me: uhoh, better run for you contract a STD

mere: nick so petty, but all you gotta do is run some water over a spoon and let it sit in the freezer for about 30 minutes, and put ut on the hickey. you should be good after that

me: OMG SYMERE THANK YOUUU! I LOVE YOUUUU 😫

jordan: but nah seriously tho, zion you better hide. you can die from herpes

joe: damn carti you posta be on trell side

me: mbn to be getting some dick 🙄🥺

taymor: i got some for you, but you scared of dick

melly: uhn uhn you got my bitch fucked up on me

me: nope. BYE YALLLL finna get rid of these hickeys

mere: LMAOOOOO never did he just curve you like that tay

zizi: i would give up if i were y- YALL HE HERE OMFG IM SCERRED

trell: bitch come open this damn door for i break it off its hinges

joe: smh

jordan: rip zions walls, press F for awareness 😔

melly: F

joe: P

taymor: F

mere: F

me: joe thats a fuckin P, big goofy ass

joe: dont you got sumn you gotta be doing bitch ?

me: oh shit you right, bye im muting yall

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another ass chapter, sheesh im on a roll.