Hello

I am not to your expectations

I am not fat

I am not thin

I am not buff

Or skinny

I am not skin I am not bones

I am not a man

Or woman

I am not

FUCK

I am not derogatory

I am not

Uninteresting

I am not showing

I am not glowing

Or boring

I am not sitting

Alone

in my apartment

reading comic books

while at my computer

watching nudey files of female cartoon characters masturbating

I am not

thinking

of the many

nasty

naughty

nymphomanic

crazy

fucked up

fascist

dirty

sloppy

slimey

and slow

Things

I need to do in the bathroom

I am not thinking of you

I am not a threat

I am not a motion

I am not a being

I am not a light

I am not a cigarette

I am not a beverage

I am not an edible

I am not a nap

I am not a quickie

I am not a thing that goes bump in the night

I AM

a singular entity of which I greet you in the sincerity of two single syllables to acknowledge your existence in the hope that you will return the favor without replying with the English Language's single shortest sentence:

"go"

I am

the hope that makes it alright to compliment those two blue beautiful eyes and starlight at night

I am an introduction

Hel-

-lo

I am not to your expectations.