Creepydude666 is online
Creepydude666: Shit
I_love_Naib, calamari, Gaysha, bigolbully, bigolbully's_Husband and Photocrazed is online
Gaysha: What's wrong?
calamari: lost a match?
I_love_Naib: heh wouldn't know how that feels
bigolbully: You literally lost all your matches this week wtf do u mean by that
I_love_Naib: don't need to tell me twice *points finger guns*
bigolbully: I'm going to fucking kill you
bigolbully's_Husband: So What's wrong?
Creepydude666: Um.... remember how a few days ago Victor's dog came along and sent me a letter in the middle of our game?
Gaysha: of course who wouldn't remember that
I_love_Naib: *slowly puts down hands*
Gaysha: other than Jack cause he has the memory of a goldfish
I_love_Naib: :( *sobs like a madman*
Creepydude666: Well we actually met up after a match today.....and I found out he was a mute....
calamari: And why should we care..?
Gaysha: HASTUR!! APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW >:(
calamari: sorry :/
Photocrazed: basically he's now deeply in love with the postman
calamari: ohhhhh so a crush?
Creepydude666: ....I don't know if it's love or not tho....
Photocrazed: Nah based on how you talk about him pretty sure you have a crush on the guy
spider and snek is online
spider: oh?
snek: Oh Ho Ho
Gaysha: oh Ho Ho indeed girls.... we got ourselves a new ship
spider: ÒwÓ)/ No worries Antonio we'll help you confess to him!
Creepydude666: Like I said I don't know if I am actually in love with him. What if I just like him as a Friend?
I_love_Naib: does your heart flutter whenever you see him?
calamari: Does your face get hot whenever you think of him?
spider: Do you nervous when you talk to him?
snek: Do you think of him 24/7?
Photocrazed: if your answer is yes to all of them boom you got yourself a crush
bigolbully: .......What the hell is wrong with all of you?
bigolbully's_Husband: Wujiu!! Cuddle >:[
bigolbully: Now? Uhhh Alright?
bigolbully and bigolbully's_Husband went offline
Photocrazed: Welp there goes my peace. I bet ten minutes later they will be fucking each other like there's no tomorrow
Creepydude666: Crap so I actually have a crush on him?
I_love_Naib: love at first sight is what they say
calamari: just like me and Eli
spider: and Jack with Naib
snek: though Jack's one is just one sided romance....
spider: sed
I_love_Naib: Hush I'll make him love me someday
Jack's waifu is online
Jack's waifu: and that someday will never come
I_love_Naib: :( *cris*
Jack's waifu: oh? The new hunter has a big ol love interest OwO
Creepydude666: would appreciate it if you don't tell him pls >_<
Jack's waifu: nah no worries I ain't the type to do that
Grimreaper is online
Grimreaper: New Love story? do I need to prepare a coffin for this one?
Gaysha: hopefully not;;
Creepydude666: I mean....maybe? I don't know
Photocrazed: No worries I'm sure you'll be fine! He was the one who sent you the letter after all!
Jack's waifu: old man's right, besides what could go wrong
Creepydude666: ....you're right;; I'll just hold onto my feeling for a few more weeks.....I want to make sure that I'm actually in love with him before I confess.....
I_love_Naib: That's the spirit
spider: Don't be like Jack here and immediately go in for the kiss LITERALLY ON THE FIRST DAY YOU TWO MET! JEUSES JACK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Jack's waifu: don't make me remember that time.....Thinking about it sends shivers down my spine
I_love_Naib: Oh? My little Naib getting all heated up just by thinking about me? How erotic
Jack's waifu: ......
Jack's waifu went offline
Photocrazed: Aesop I will deliver the body to your door
Grimreaper: Greatly appreciated I will get The Coffin ready
calamari: GUYS HES BANGING ON THE FRONT DOOR
snek: Let the man in. I wanna see him suffer
spider: Joseph. Camera
Photocrazed: I left one outside in the living room go take it urself
spider: thanks
Creepydude666: Does this happen often?
Reindeer and Sharkboi is online
Reindeer: Yes
Sharkboi: kinda scary tbh
Reindeer: Also why do I hear screaming?
calamari: scroll up
Sharkboi: ohhhh Nice I wanna see this
Reindeer: Yeet
Reindeer and Sharkboi went offline
Photocrazed: Just great
Photocrazed: other than having to deal with Wujiu moaning every fucking second I have to listen to Jack scream at the TOP of his lungs like a girl
Photocrazed: This is why I don't get any sleep here
Grimreaper: Sleep? What's that
Photocrazed: Apparently it's something neither of us will ever have
Gaysha: But you two have each other~
Photocrazed: I'm gonna stop you right there mom
Grimreaper: We are not in a relationship
Photocrazed: Now fuck off AND PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PEACE AND QUIET GEEZ
Photocrazed and Grimreaper went offline
Gaysha: ....
snek: .....
spider: .....
Gaysha: oh they are in a relationship
snek: mhm
spider: Yup totally
The chat is now offline
Naib: JACK OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Jack: NO
Bane: oh this is good
Leo: Agreed
Naib: IM GOING TO KICK IT DOWN IF YOU DON'T OPEN IT
Jack: I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY CLAWS IF YOU DO THAT
Robbie: *just woke up, feels tired* Uncle Leo....why is there a survivor here? And why are they screaming?
Leo: Uhh
Bane: The survivor wants to tell Jack something. He's screaming because Jack can't hear him due to the door.
Leo: *whispers* thank you bane
Robbie: ohhh.... *yawns like THE PRECIOUS CHILD HE IS* I'm sleepy....
Leo: I'll bring him back to his room *carries Robbie UwU* how about a bedtime story?
Robbie: *nods sleepily like a cutie* (A/N fuck I love this munchkin hhhhh)
Bane: I'll follow
Violetta: Oh shits about to go down
Yidhra: wonder when are they going to stop yelling
Naib: THAT'S IT IM KICKING THE DOOR DOWN *kicks the door down like a badass*
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *attecks Naib*
Naib: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *attecks Jack*
Yidhra And Violetta: oh look they're fighting
Joseph: *walks towards Jack's room and hits both of them with his sword* IGHT BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
Naib: NO *bleeds from head*
Jack: WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE *bleeds from arm*
Both of them: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Joseph: *sighs* Welp. I tried, I failed, let's all go to bed and forget about their existence
The three of them nodded in agreemnet and went back to their respective dorms. Leaving the couple to bicker among themselves. This went on until 7 in the morning and let's just say the hunters weren't all that happy. Naib was targeted by the hunters in every match he played while Jack was ignored the whole day by them. In the end they did learn their lessons.
A/N
Now then kids what did we learn from this chapter? Nothing absolutely nothing.