hoothoot is online 

hoothoot: GUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSS HEEELPPPPPPP 

Photocrazed, I_love_Naib, calamari, Gaysha, spider, lizard and Grimreaper is online 

Gaysha: Eli it's 2 in the frickin am what the hell is so important? 

hoothoot: Naib isn't in his roommmmm 

Photocrazed: ok first of all, how do you know and do I need to call the host to switch your room? 

hoothoot: please don't;; 

Grimreaper: The both of us heard some noises coming from his room so we went to check it out. Surprisingly his door was unlocked

hoothoot: when we entered his room he was nowhere to be seen

I_love_Naib: :o my precious Naib is gone? IM HEADING OVER 

spider: but it's against the rules tho....

I_love_Naib: RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN 

I_love_Naib went offline 

spider: ...... 

lizard: fuck this shit 

Photocrazed: well then. I'll be heading over as well it seems. 

calamari: me tooo since I'm boreddd 

Grimreaper: Interesting, very interesting 

The chat is now offline 

Eli: alright this is his room. Jack you are not allowed to enter cause it's one of Naib's rules 

Jack: But he's not here sooooo 

Aesop: I'll whack you with my coffin if you enter 

Jack: .....fine *makes pouty face* 

Hastur, Eli, Joseph and Aesop enters Naib's room. 

Hastur: hmmm nothing seems to be out of the ordinary..... 

Eli: true...it doesn't really explain the noise we both heard in the middle of the night....

Joseph: hold on.... isn't that one of Aesop's? *points at a make up brush lying down on Naib's desk* 

Aesop: *walks over to said brush and picks it up* Oh it is. WAIT HE STOLE THIS FROM ME? 

Hastur: Hey. That eye mask... *walks over to it and examines* Its Eli's 

Eli: *looks at the mask Hastur is holding* you're right.... eh when did he steal this? 

Aesop: I DONT CARE WHEN OR WHAT THE HELL WAS HIS REASON BUT HE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE TONIGHT *insert chaotic evil energy* 

Joseph: Alright alright. Let's just all calm down for a moment 

Eli: but why would he steal something......from us out of all people 

Hastur: do you guys remember what happened before he went missing? 

Aesop: hmmm well we did hang out with Norton and Mike in Eli's room before this

Eli: Oh yeah!! Norton went to your room to help collect something.... you me and naib left halfway to get food..... Hol up 

Aesop: HAH IT WAS THEM ALL ALONG! I KNEW IT! IM RUNNING OVER TO THEIR ROOMS *runs away* 

Joseph: Mon amour! Don't leave mee!! *runs after Aesop*

Jack saw the four of them running out of Naib's room and followed them

Aesop: *kicks down Norton's door like a badass* IGHT YOU FOOKIN CUNT COME OUT 

*....silence....* 

Eli: they're not in that room? 

Aesop: *walks over to Mike's room and does the same thing*

*.....silence.....*

Hastur: that's strange

Jack: Let's try searching somewhere else? 

Joseph: no.....they're clearly in they're rooms.....Check Mike's one again Aesop 

Aesop: *walks into Mike's room and sees a leaver* Since When was this here? *pulls it* 

Before their eyes revealed a small door. 

Eli: *walks up to door and opens it slightly* 

What the seer saw, was terrifying and traumatised him greatly.   He ran back to Hastur and cries in his arms, which made the octopus very concerned.

Jack: *peeks through the door hole* ......what the fuck are THEY DOING WITH MY NAIB? *kicks down that door like a queen* YOU SHITHEADS! 

What the two of them saw was extremely disturbing to say the least. Let's just say....Naib was drowning in a lot of pleasure before Jack came in and destroyed Mike and Norton's asses. He soon came out with a sleeping Naib in his arms. 

Jack: I'm bringing him back to his room. *leaves the four of them* 

Joseph: ....well that was fun. I'm heading back to the manor then. *plants kiss on his baby's forehead* goodnight sweety~ *leaves the room* 

Aesop: *turns red and mumbles something to himself before leaving the room* 

Hastur: *carries the still traumatised Eli out of the room and back to his* 

A/N

And here we have a rare sight of a wild sea creature carrying a baby let's take a closer look shall we 

Just so you know this book is mainly for my amusement so it isn't really funny :b