hoothoot is online
hoothoot: GUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSS HEEELPPPPPPP
Photocrazed, I_love_Naib, calamari, Gaysha, spider, lizard and Grimreaper is online
Gaysha: Eli it's 2 in the frickin am what the hell is so important?
hoothoot: Naib isn't in his roommmmm
Photocrazed: ok first of all, how do you know and do I need to call the host to switch your room?
hoothoot: please don't;;
Grimreaper: The both of us heard some noises coming from his room so we went to check it out. Surprisingly his door was unlocked
hoothoot: when we entered his room he was nowhere to be seen
I_love_Naib: :o my precious Naib is gone? IM HEADING OVER
spider: but it's against the rules tho....
I_love_Naib: RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
I_love_Naib went offline
spider: ......
lizard: fuck this shit
Photocrazed: well then. I'll be heading over as well it seems.
calamari: me tooo since I'm boreddd
Grimreaper: Interesting, very interesting
The chat is now offline
Eli: alright this is his room. Jack you are not allowed to enter cause it's one of Naib's rules
Jack: But he's not here sooooo
Aesop: I'll whack you with my coffin if you enter
Jack: .....fine *makes pouty face*
Hastur, Eli, Joseph and Aesop enters Naib's room.
Hastur: hmmm nothing seems to be out of the ordinary.....
Eli: true...it doesn't really explain the noise we both heard in the middle of the night....
Joseph: hold on.... isn't that one of Aesop's? *points at a make up brush lying down on Naib's desk*
Aesop: *walks over to said brush and picks it up* Oh it is. WAIT HE STOLE THIS FROM ME?
Hastur: Hey. That eye mask... *walks over to it and examines* Its Eli's
Eli: *looks at the mask Hastur is holding* you're right.... eh when did he steal this?
Aesop: I DONT CARE WHEN OR WHAT THE HELL WAS HIS REASON BUT HE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE TONIGHT *insert chaotic evil energy*
Joseph: Alright alright. Let's just all calm down for a moment
Eli: but why would he steal something......from us out of all people
Hastur: do you guys remember what happened before he went missing?
Aesop: hmmm well we did hang out with Norton and Mike in Eli's room before this
Eli: Oh yeah!! Norton went to your room to help collect something.... you me and naib left halfway to get food..... Hol up
Aesop: HAH IT WAS THEM ALL ALONG! I KNEW IT! IM RUNNING OVER TO THEIR ROOMS *runs away*
Joseph: Mon amour! Don't leave mee!! *runs after Aesop*
Jack saw the four of them running out of Naib's room and followed them
Aesop: *kicks down Norton's door like a badass* IGHT YOU FOOKIN CUNT COME OUT
*....silence....*
Eli: they're not in that room?
Aesop: *walks over to Mike's room and does the same thing*
*.....silence.....*
Hastur: that's strange
Jack: Let's try searching somewhere else?
Joseph: no.....they're clearly in they're rooms.....Check Mike's one again Aesop
Aesop: *walks into Mike's room and sees a leaver* Since When was this here? *pulls it*
Before their eyes revealed a small door.
Eli: *walks up to door and opens it slightly*
What the seer saw, was terrifying and traumatised him greatly. He ran back to Hastur and cries in his arms, which made the octopus very concerned.
Jack: *peeks through the door hole* ......what the fuck are THEY DOING WITH MY NAIB? *kicks down that door like a queen* YOU SHITHEADS!
What the two of them saw was extremely disturbing to say the least. Let's just say....Naib was drowning in a lot of pleasure before Jack came in and destroyed Mike and Norton's asses. He soon came out with a sleeping Naib in his arms.
Jack: I'm bringing him back to his room. *leaves the four of them*
Joseph: ....well that was fun. I'm heading back to the manor then. *plants kiss on his baby's forehead* goodnight sweety~ *leaves the room*
Aesop: *turns red and mumbles something to himself before leaving the room*
Hastur: *carries the still traumatised Eli out of the room and back to his*
A/N
And here we have a rare sight of a wild sea creature carrying a baby let's take a closer look shall we
Just so you know this book is mainly for my amusement so it isn't really funny :b