sixteen

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like cheesecakeisthebestfood.


squirrelcat


quick question


hmu


if we went to a restaurant and a waiter took our order and never come back, does it mean we become the waiter?


jaeho eye-


what?


iT'S A SERIOUS QUESTION?!


why? you're writing a thesis or smth lol


actually-


omg no really?


nevermind


answer my next question


is water wet?


jae omg what kind of research are you doing


jUsT aNsWeR mE


uhh.. no?


okie noted


what


why would you need my answer?


it's confidential


okay one last question


jae istg-


why is pizza round but the pizza box is square


okay you know what


i actually have an answer for this


like a legit one


okay cool i'm ready to write it down


okay first of all


it's a pizza 'box' foR A REASON


tell me


have you seen a round box before


bet you don't


actually-


nO STOP DON'T SAY A WORD


okie sorry


please just write down my answer


no objections


done


okay cool


so you finished whatever you were doing?


yeah!


what is it anyway


i told you


iT's cOnFiDeNtIaL


okay yeah but how confidential could it be?


VERY CONFIDENTIAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH


but they're just some silly questions that have no specific answers, right?


no


why not?


everything in life happens for a reason


and every question will always have an answer


so i am determined to find the truth of these questions and SAVE THE WORLD


okay wait-


how do this save the world again?


well it could ruin friendships


oh


wait


are you trying to ruin oUR FRIENDSHIP? ;---;


wait no hyung i didn't mean it like thaat


you're helping me with my research!


nothing bad :(


kay fine whatever you say


hehe thanks hyung you da best boi


jae i'm sorry but please


don't EVER say boi again


why not?


boi boi boi boi


oh boi oh boi oh boi


jae istg i'm this close to sew your mouth shut


wOW WOW CHILL HYUNG I'M KIDDING


please don't sew my mouth i need them to eat :[


i eat to live hyung!


pft more like


'i live to eat hyung!'


HAH


well that's true too but shhhh


honestly same


i knew it


we're soulmates


i guess


do you think we're soulmates?


yeah sure let's meet


wHAT


HAH NO THANKS


oh suddenly you're ignoring the fact that we're soulmates :(


I MEAN-


we can still be soulmates without meeting right? 030


no can do


but hyuuung


i did promise you that i'll introduce myself to you soon :(


i knoww


i just can't wait to meet and see your adorable face


awh hyung that's cute and all but i'm seriously not ready


well me neither but i always look good


hyung i swear-


you don't agree with me?


i dunno should i?


duh oF cOuRsE


okay then share me your beauty tips


i don't have one


bish really


well uh


you just have to be born pretty i guess hah


wow we love a confident man


heh i bet you're born pretty as well just like me


we are soulmates after all, right cutie?


awh shucks


i'm totally not blushing or anything


hAHA


oh hyung i have one more question actually


okay what is it


what would you think if i turned out to be someone famous?


i mean i'm just gonna be proud right? dude my friend is famous lol


will it change the way you treat me?


what noooo


i am not that type of person who treat someone like royalty just because they're famous


some people doesn't like it when people treat them like that


so instead i have made up my mind to treat every person i met equally


wow hyung you're honestly really thoughtful


hah


why'd you ask? are you famous?


what pffft no


i'm just saying you know


eh even if it's true it doesn't really matter right?


yea absolutely!


btw i gotta go hyung ttyl <3


kay bye cutie <3


Stranger has disconnected.


'new chat'


-


hi lovelies i'm back with a new chapter *dabs*


okay wth did i just dabbed-


anyway enjoy this silly little chapter i'm trying to find my sense of humour but oh my god it's so dry eye-


-love, dee

Comment