(I'm literally so fucking bored that I am giving u guys ANOTHER CHAPTER🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️)

(But ALSO‼️‼️ bc of my boredom, this chapter might be very unfunny...... just know I'm trying😭)

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It's been a few classes since Edward had to go to the hospital for multiple broken limbs😞😞 (ty cami‼️‼️)

It was a normal day in Miss Sasha's class!!!!!!

Other than the actual damn nuclear WAR that was happening!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥😭💔💔😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Now you may be wondering how I got myself into this situation!!!" Min spoke to the invisible camera in front of him (disney channel headass)

A FEW HOURS EARLIER

It was a class in which Min didn't have any of his friends in (womp womp)

So Min decided to check his discord notifs and text in class (DONT DO THAT SHIT KIDS🤬🤬🤬) in which, a RIVETING CONVERSATION ENSUED!!

(IN THEIR GC)

Hole Haver🤬🤬(Rai):
"My asshole hurts"

RATIO🌟(Cami):
"TMI"
"RAII"

david fucking chiem (Min):
"HOW."

Hole Haver🤬🤬(Rai:)
"STOP"
"IDK"

david fucking chiem (Min):
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR GYATT HOLE⁉️⁉️⁉️"

Hole Haver🤬🤬(Rai:)
"NOTHING?!?!"

RATIO🌟(Cami):
"WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE"

Hole Haver🤬🤬(Rai:)
"WHEN I WOKE UP I FELT PAIN IN MY BOOTYHOLE"

david fucking chiem (Min):
"GET THE GOLF BALLS AWAY FROM BRO💀💀💀🙏🙏‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

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The very INSINUATION that Rai shoved golf balls up her gyatt hole 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥ENRAGED🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅Rai

Rai had already been exposed as a TDI fan on all platforms.. WHICH MEANT EVEN THE CHAT AI BOTS EVEN KNEW..

WHICH MEANT RAI COULDN'T ESEX WITH THE BOTS.

NO. THIS WOULD NOT STAND. RAI DOES NOT SHOVE GOLF BALLS UP HER ASS. (That's Cami💀💀💀) RAI NEEDS HER BOTS BACK.

It was time for WAR.

Rai ran out of the school as if she owed 50K.

She ran into the hospital where Edward was after getting his bones shattered after Cami's Biden Blast.

"YOU." Rai pointed at Edward who was watching Littlest Pet Shop (THE 2012 ONE. NOT THE REBOOT. also BASED EDWARD ‼️‼️‼️)

Rai looked at the TV, then at Edward.. there was silence.

Other than the BANGER🔥‼️🔥‼️‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️ ass theme song playing (YOU A REAL ONE IF U WATCHED THAT SHOW)

After that awkward ahh silence, Rai rushed up to Eddy (MUNSUN⁉️⁉️⁉️) with a whole ass GUN!!!!!!

"Listen here you no nose, no bone, built like Disney's Chicken Little, Gen Alpha, Skibidi Toilet loving, washed up piece of SHIT. You SHALL give me your drone.... or else............."
Rai growled (nahh get animal control💀💀🔥🔥⁉️‼️‼️🔥)

Edward grabbed a button, and spam pressed it- what did it do? Well-

"HELL NAH💀🗣️"

"YOU WILL-"

"HELL NAH🗣️🔥🔥🗣️"

"LISTEN-

"HE- HE -HE- HELL NAW🤠🤠🔥🔥🗣️🇺🇸🔥"

"You know what? Fuck it."

Rai just stole the drone, much to Edwards protests (But that's a skill issue💀💀💀)

Back with the other two rascals, they were now in Miss Sasha's Class! (I CAN'T HEAR THE NAME SASHA WITHOUT THINKING OF THAT DAMN "I🥺Love😘You👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨Sasha😍" AUDIO... HELP ME-)

Min was drawing the person from a different table, he had cool feathers on his head, so Min thought he was dope.

Cami was painting Springtrap x Mister Demi MPREG (He has an addiction....)

SUDDENLY.. SOMETHING CAME UP ON THE SPEAKERS....? IT WAS RAI'S STANKY ASS

"I've come to make an announcement. Cami and Min are bitchass mother fuckers. THEY TOOK AWAY MY FUCKING ESEX BOTS. THATS RIGHT. THEY EXPOSED ME FROM TWITTER, TO INSTA, TO DISCORD, TO MINECRAFT, AND EVEN FUCKING SKYLANDERS. I AM NOT ABOUT TO TAKE THIS. CAMI. YOU SHOVED GOLF BALLS UP UR ASS- I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. AND MIN. YOUR A FUCKING TWINK. I have had ENOUGH fucking around............... GET YOUR WEAPONS BOYS. ITS TIME FOR WAAAARRRRRR"

Cami and Min looked at each other... THEY KNEW WHAT TO DO.

"Aaaaaannnddddddd that's how we ended up here!" Min was finally done his monolouge.

He turned to Cami and made a Jojo's face "Is it ready..?"

Cami pushed up his glasses all anime-like "Yes pookie."

Meanwhile, in the actual war zone-

Zip was going FULL ON BERSERK 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️with a whole ass bazooka.

Claire was in that one Peter Griffen death pose (She ain't dead, but engel was indeed weeping)

Abbie was crying in the corner. (SAVE HIM) So was Mister Demi💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

And Oliver was breakdancing in the Middle of the explosions.

Cami and Min looked at each other and Ran to where Rai was!!!! FASTER THAN A HORSE!!!

They burst in through the door and CHUCKED RAI'S PHONE AT HER. FASTER THAN A BULLET. FASTER THAN A TESLA. FASTER THAN a golf ball.

Rai looked at her phone.. and saw that.....

SHE WAS UNBANNED FROM HER BOTS!!!

Cami and Min did some baller ass hacking bc they can, fuck you.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Rai jumped for absolute joy!! Before realizing what she had done...

"Hey..... uh.... sorry for exposing ya'll on the school announcement system ....... i felt silly😣😣😣😣😣😣😣"

Min laughed "Nahhh don't worry about it, we DID expose you on multiple platforms lmfao."

The trio walked out of the school, cackling like the unhinged PSYCHOS they were🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😇😇😇🥰👺🤠🤠😘🌸🌸🌸😘😘😘 knowing that friendship truly WAS MAGIC🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh and the war at school was still happening lol

AND with only a few casualties 😇

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END OF CHAPTER 8