(1K READS ‼️‼️‼️‼️ TYTYTYTY!!!! Sorry for the lack of chapters lol)

(Also ya'll have been UNHINGED in the comments💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥)

(Keep it up👹)

(TW!! EDWARD WILL BE SLANDERED. I LOVE HIM BUT💀💀💀💀🔥🔥‼️)

Rai's hoe ass was finally unsuspended for attempted mass assault!! WOOOOOO!!!

The two stooges were waiting outside their amigo, Mindy Minderson the III's, household‼️‼️

Rai sighed heavily, "What is this stinky, smelly, tears start to welly, made her jelly, beer like belly, undertale felly, made me yelly, don't tell kelly, ass harlot DOING IN THERE WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. I JUST GOT BACK."

"Shut the fuck up you hole-haver"

The door BROKE DOWN, WOOD SHARD EVERWHERE!!! (You already KNOW Cami and Rai are grateful that they wear glasses bc if not💀💀💀💀🔥🔥‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️)

SMOKE CAME FROM THE DOOR!!! AND OUT CAME..... MINDY MINDERSON THE THIRD⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

He gracefully stepped out of the doorway, before striking a SUPER FUCKING COOL POSE!!!!

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"Min what in the minecraft smp drama are you wearing."

"What do you mean?"

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Meanwhile Min (OFFICIAL ART BY ME, DO NOT REPOST)

Cami busted out laughing like the bowling pin of a person he is

" JDJSHSHDHD KSN DNSSJUSB WOCSJJD YOU TWINK IS THAT WHAT YOUR WEARING TO SCHOOL????😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️"

Min was ENRAGED, FURIOUS, LIVID IF YOU WILL!!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CAMI AT LEAST I HAVEN'T PUT GOLF BALLS UP MY GYATT HOLE‼️‼️‼️"

Rai turned to Cami in pure HORROR.

"YOU DID WHAT⁉️⁉️"

"IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO."

After a long and very awkward walk to school, the smelly (mostly Rai🤢🤢🤢) scrubbers arrived at school!!

But before they could walk in.... MIN WAS SNATCHED BY A DRONE⁉️⁉️⁉️ THE ROBOTS HAVE ADVANCED‼️‼️‼️ RUN BITCHES BROS AND NB HOES🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💀

Cami reached up for his beloved's hand, "NO.. MY POOKIE‼️‼️ MY OMEGA, DONT LEAVE ME🐺🐺🌛🌛✨✨✨ YOU'RE MY YOSHI GENSHIN IMPACT STREAMER MALEWIFE WAIFU😍😍😭😭😭😭"

Rai contemplated her life decisions at that moment.

Meanwhile with the acclaimed, "streamer malewife waifu" he was dropped in front of a certain group of "uncircumcised cocks"

WHY!!! ITS THE BULLIES‼️‼️‼️‼️ (EVERYONE CHEER RIGHT NOW.)

Min was pulled up by the one twilight mother fucker before being twirled around.

Edward spoke to the boy with sparkles in his eyes....

(I am so sorry to all edward fans..)

"HEY POOKIE SCOOPIE SHMOOPIE WOOKIE 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰 WHATS COOKIN GOOD LOOKING- LIKE GYAAAAAAATTTT DAMN👹👹I NEED A SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS MARY AND ALL BIBLE CHARACTERS, DLC INCLUDED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ But.... hey... I have 20 dollars and a car that I BUILT MYSELF🔥🔥We could.. get some..........idk ...........🐺🌛❤️✨SKIBIDI SLICERS🐺🌛❤️✨ together😘😘😘😘 but if not... i understand.... heh. guess i deserve it :) but ik you'll make the right choice my turtle turd🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪"

"You are aware of the fact that I have balls correct..?"

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"Even fucking better"

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After a Scooby Doo ass chase, the group reunited!

Min decided to not tell his friends abt how a 2'8 demon boy said he has a level 9000 gyatt.

However in the middle of class, a LOCKDOWN ENSUED ‼️‼️‼️ Z-Z-Z-ZOINKS SCOOB😨😨👹👹💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️🤪

While in the lockdown, Min and Cami turned to Rai.. who was......... WATCHING TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND⁉️⁉️

Cami was prob thinking "AYO WTF⁉️⁉️🤬⁉️👺"

Min was pretending to listen, but in reality... was RECORDING‼️‼️ SO HE COULD SEND IT TO CAMI, AND CAMI COULD EXPOSE RAI'S HOLE HAVING ASS ON TIKOK😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

OFFICIAL ART BY RAI!!

Edward was unfortunately in this class, and wither foxy type jumpscared Min,

"HEY MY GARTEN OF BANBAN PWETTY SUNSHINE NUGGEST >v< ‼️‼️‼️ WANNA WATCH SOME SKIBIDI TOILET WITH ME-"

Cami whipped his head harder than how much Rai wants to whip Mister Demi‼️😨😨‼️‼️ (but thats a story for another day.)

"What did you say about MY OOMPH?"

Edward rolled his eyes more than rolling girl rolls in that one animation that every fandom used to parody.

"Erm... actually-"

Before Edward could even FINISH his sentence, Cami unlocked his INNER POTENTIAL‼️‼️‼️

"...He's..MIIIIINNNNEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️ YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM ITS NOT HIS TIIIMMMEEEEE‼️‼️🔥🔥👹👹🔥🔥‼️👹🔥"

Edward was obliterated due to Cami's pure AWESOMENESS‼️‼️‼️‼️

And yes, Rai was still watching TDI this whole ass time💀💀💀💀💀

Rai was later exposed on all social media platforms, from Twitter to Skylanders, bozo💀💀

That's what happens when you watch an oiled up Lindsay twerking, and Gwen feet pics🤢🤢🤢⁉️⁉️⁉️

END OF CHAPTER 7!!!