"the marauders💪"
padfoot(sirius)
moony(remus)
prongs(james)
wormtail(peter)

moony
i'm madly in love with her but i think i may be in love with someone else

prongs
moony who is the lucky lady you may be in love with

padfoot
who who who

wormtail
moony wouldn't that be lying

moony
no not really
and james its not a girl

padfoot
hold up

prongs
wait what

moony
guys i think i like both girls and boys

wormtail
you're a disgrace to our group moony

padfoot
pete that's not nice say sorry

prongs
i second what pads said
but moony i'm proud of you for coming out

padfoot
mate me and prongs are both proud of you don't listen to pete

wormtail
i refused to say sorry to that disgrace of a animal

prongs has removed wormtail from "the marauders💪"

prongs
now that he's gone will you tell us who it is

padfoot
yeah moony pleaseee tell us

moony
no

padfoot
aww why not

prongs
jeez such a debbie downer

moony
because that's sensitive info

padfoot
i will find out

prongs
yes we will

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little do they know