the gays
doe-dorcas
siri-sirius
marls-marlene
rem-remus
doe
SIRIUS WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
marls
REM AND YOU????????
siri
nothing is going on
rem
yeah nothing goes on when you kiss someone
doe
MY POINT IS YOU RUN AWAY FROM PROBLEMS
rem
I AM NOT A PROBLEM MORE OF THE SOLUTION TO HIS LIFE
rem + sirius' life = happy siri
marls
SIRIUS MAN THE FUCK UP AND ASK MY MUM OUT
siri
wAIT YOUR MUM! NO NO NO
marls
NO DUMBASS REM he's such a mother so i call him my mum
doe
i second that !
siri
oh um well I guess i could talk to him
rem
in person
marls
yes
doe
you better
siri
gee okay i will. now you two (marls and doe) go make out or something
doe
you don't have to tell us we just do it you dumbass
marls
just make out™
rem
children smh