the gays
doe-dorcas
siri-sirius
marls-marlene
rem-remus

doe

SIRIUS WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

marls

REM AND YOU????????

siri

nothing is going on

rem

yeah nothing goes on when you kiss someone

doe

MY POINT IS YOU RUN AWAY FROM PROBLEMS

rem

I AM NOT A PROBLEM MORE OF THE SOLUTION TO HIS LIFE

rem + sirius'  life = happy siri

marls

SIRIUS MAN THE FUCK UP AND ASK MY MUM OUT

siri

wAIT YOUR MUM! NO NO NO

marls

NO DUMBASS REM he's such a mother so i call him my mum

doe

i second that !

siri

oh um well I guess i could talk to him

rem

in person

marls

yes

doe

you better

siri

gee okay i will. now you two (marls and doe) go make out or something

doe

you don't have to tell us we just do it you dumbass

marls

just make out™

rem

children smh