IMAGINE... your sitting on the toilet at your boyfriend's house, Niall Horan. You suddenly hear a knock at the door and you remember you forgot to lock the door. Niall comes in and smells your disgusting diarrhea. "DISGUSTANNN!!!!" he screams. You start sobbing and shitting uncontrollably. He grabs a toothbrush and chokes you with it. You pass out and he thinks you died. When you wake up you're on the floor. You look around and see Niall with a spoon. He was eating your poo like soup. He sees you and scoops your eyes out with the spoon.

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