Basically, I'm writing a story and these five are the protagonists.

Irene: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Crimson: Mind your language!
Irene: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Crimson:
Irene: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

***

Periwinkle: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Kalm: Three words.
Periwinkle:

***

Kalm: *Accidentally hits Ruben in the face*
Kalm: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Kalm: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Ruben: What's wrong with you?!

***

Kalm: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Crimson: You would eat yourself?
Kalm: I wouldn't even question it.

***

Crimson: Do you take constructive criticism?
Periwinkle: I only take cash or credit.

***

Periwinkle: I actually have a black belt.
Ruben: In what, karate?
Periwinkle: No, from Gucci.

***

Periwinkle: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Ruben: Go the fuck to sleep
Periwinkle: What gif I don't want to?
Ruben: Fuck You

***

Irene: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Crimson:
Crimson: Irene, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Irene: *Sips coffee from bowl*

***

Irene: While I'm gone, Kalm, you're in charge.
Kalm: Yes!!!
Irene, whispering: Crimson, you're secretly in charge.
Crimson: Obviously.

***

Crimson: How's the sexiest person here~?
Irene: I don't know, how are they~?
Crimson, flustered: I-
Periwinkle, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

***

Irene: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Ruben: I'm a knife.
Periwinkle, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

***

Irene, negotiating with Ruben: We have Periwinkle. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Periwinkle: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Irene:
Periwinkle: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Irene: PERIWINKLE STOP

***

Kalm: Truth or dare?
Irene: Dare
Kalm: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Irene: Hey Periwinkle
Periwinkle, blushing: Yeah?
Irene: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Crimson

***

Periwinkle: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Ruben: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Periwinkle: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING KALM WITH ME
Crimson, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

***

Ruben: *Gently taps table*
Periwinkle: *Taps back*
Irene: What are they doing?
Crimson: Morse code.
Ruben: *Aggressively taps table*
Periwinkle: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

***

Irene: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Crimson: Have everyone stand.
Kalm: Bring three more chairs!
Periwinkle: The most important ones can sit down.
Ruben: Kill three.

***

Crimson: What does 'take out' mean?
Ruben: Food.
Periwinkle: Dating
Irene: Murder
Kalm: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

***

Irene: Nothing in life is free.
Kalm: Love is free!
Crimson: Adventure is free.
Ruben: Knowledge is free.
Periwinkle: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

I love them all so much. 😊