In the process of trying to work on the Kiri Files, I found myself reading some Celesgiri fanfiction. 

Which lead to me reading this Saiomua fanfic because if a comment string. 

Now, I don't think I ever want to go inside IKEA (I've been alive for 14 years and I've still never been inside an IKEA) because Kokichi and Shuichi did "the thing" on one of the IKEA beds... I'm not complaining, I'm just a little scared.

And this is why the Kiri Files won't be updated anytime soon because I keep getting distracted every time I go to work on it.