Calum: hey

Ashton: why'd you leave yesterday when Luke sent that adorable pic

Luke: probably thought I was ugly :(

Michael: luke, just like we said; you aren't ugly. okay? you're beautiful. and i still wanna cuddle you

Luke: thanks mikey :-)

Michael: anytime

Ashton: ANYWAY CALUM, PLEASE EXPLAIN

Calum: ok im no longer high so when i talk its me talking

Ashton: alright

Michael: like i said, he probably went and wanked to lukes pic

Ashton: ;) yeah calum

Luke: what does that mean??

Calum: another lesson for another time babe

Michael: ok that turned me on

Luke: what does that mean too?

Ashton: another time luke we will tell you everything you need to know.

Calum: i barely even know u guys why would i tell you why i left :/

Ashton: let's get to know each other then. where do you all live? im in Hornsby, Australia

Michael: i live in Australia too!! but i live in Sydney, were still pretty close tho

Calum: i live in Sydney....

Ashton: no wonder why our numbers are almost the same, it was easy for you to accidentally text us

Michael: what about luke?

Luke: i don't live in Australia. i did up until I was 14. now i live with my dad until my mum can take a break from her busy job. or until I'm old enough to move back by myself :(

Michael: awe luke we can talk all the time, yeah?

Luke: but it's not fair! you guys could probably meet eachother someday while im stuck in stupid america

Calum: im coming to the US in 2 weeks. maybe i could visit you

Luke: i still barely know you

Calum: we will get to know each other, we will become best friends

Ashton: clingy much?

Michael: lol get rekt

Calum: don't ever say that again, cringe queen

Michael: m not a queen. most likely the hottest king you'll ever see in the history of kings and michaels

Ashton: that made no sense

Michael: k

Calum: sTOP

Michael: cal getting triggered part 1000000

Calum: i will smack you

Luke: no smacking!

Ashton: Calum has a kink for spanking!!!! we know ur secret cal!! FUCK THATS HOT

Calum: ;)

Luke: can some please please explain what everything you guys say means? im kinda confused and scared

Michael: GUYS STOP YOURE SCARING LUKE

Calum: okay here's what i didn't wanna say bc idk u guys that much.

Ashton: please say now I gotta go to swim

Michael: swim isn't a sport

Ashton: lame

Calum: ..

Michael: at least the sport i play doesn't involve speedos

Ashton: and what might that sport be? sleeping?

Calum: guys...

Michael: basketball

Calum: let me speak!

Ashton: HA THATS GAY

Calum: please...

Luke: I'm listening Calum :-)

Michael: you wish I was Ashton! you're probably the gayest of the gay rainbow circle that floats above your bed every night!!

Ashton: why are you you yELLING

Michael: i can't yell over TEXT DICKTARD

Calum: okay. well....

Luke: it's okay cal I'm still listening

Ashton: dicktard isn't a word dumbfuck

Calum: guys im gay

[message not delivered]

Luke: tell me calum

Michael: damn sorry for yelling

Ashton: what's Luke talking about??

Luke: Calum has been trying to say something while you two were arguing and now he won't answer :( good job

Michael: i just scrolled up.... i feel bad bc I ignored him

Luke: mhm

Ashton: ohhh i like sassy Luke

Luke: i like mikey more so shut your trap

Ashton: nvm

Calum: guys

Ashton: there you are. wanna tell us now?

Calum: i cant

Calum: im sorry i gtg