Calum: GUYS

Ashton: YES ?!1!

Luke: Hello :-)

Calum: I had a good day :-)

Luke: Really? Me too!

Calum: YES CAUSE I GOT TO SEE MY SISTER BARELY WOOOOO

Ashton: barely?

Calum: she's so annoying!!!!! but i love her BUT SHE'S AMAZING SOMETIMES

Calum: she's visiting for a little while before she goes back college

Calum: CAUSE SOMETIMES SHE PAINTS MY NAILS

Calum: but then sometimes she tries to STEAL MY NAIL POLISH LIKE HECK OFF M8 

Ashton: are you okay?????

Luke: hehe I think Calum is funny 

Luke: wait, where's Mikey?

Calum: hmm

Calum added Michael to the group chat

Calum: he wasn't even in!

Ashton: I'm going to see Shawn Mendes

Luke: I'll tell him!

Ashton: HOLY SH1T I FORGOT YOU LIKE KNOW HIM

Calum: WAIT WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT SEEING SHAWNIE WHAT I WOULD BE CRYING FOR YEARS

Michael: guys stop texting me, I'm at work!

Michael left the group chat 

Ashton: oh mY GOD I HAVE TO GO TO WORK BYE I FORGOT!

Luke: okay bye Ashy!

Calum: BYE MOM

Ashton: :)

Ashton left the group chat

Calum: so it's just us now teehee

Luke: yep! I don't know much about you, we should talk moreeeee

Calum: okay! My middle name is Thomas and my sister's name is Mali-Koa

Luke: oooohhh I have two brothers named Jack and Ben

Calum: have a picture of them? can i see?

Luke: sure, hold on!

Luke: 

Luke: OH MY GOD WRONG PIC HECK HECK HECK HECK

Calum: oh my god 

Luke: I am so sorry

Calum: NO YOU OMG BFVDJABDSFKBGKASDJF YOU'RE SO PRETTY

Luke: really? 

Calum: yes Luke you are so so so so pretty I am actually like fucking high rn cause you came from the gods

Calum: our pretty princess ♡

Luke: hehee, i like you so much Calum. You're really nice

Calum: me too, you're so sweet. 

Calum: I can trust you with anything right?

Luke: of course!

Calum: okay, you can't tell ANYONE, not even the boys

Luke: it's not bad, right?

Calum: no! i'm pretty sure... anywayyyyy

Calum: so i went to the cafe here today.... and i actually saw Michael there, he works there

Luke: omg that's amazing! What's so bad about that?

Calum: WELL WE MIGHT HAVE MADE OUT AND GOT BRUISED LIPS AND I SUCKED HIS DICK WHILE HE WAS WORKING WHOOPS

Luke: oh my GOODNESS! CALUM!

Luke: I barely even understand

Calum: understand?

Luke: you know I'm "innocent" or whatever you boys call it. I don't even know how to kiss someone

Calum: really?

Luke: yes, is it bad?

Calum: no no! we will teach you everything, okay princess?

Luke: okay.

Calum: hugs and kisses ♡ remember don't tell anyone about what Michael and i did, okay? mikey doesn't know i told you

Luke: okay bye Cal!

Calum: wait Luke!!

Luke: yes?

Calum: since you're a kissing virgin, i want you to kiss someone tomorrow just to get the hang of it. go to the store and find a hottie and run up and just kiss him. trust and believe, it'll be worth it

Luke: okay, what if i mess up?

Calum: there is no way to mess up a kiss, unless you bite their lips off haha

Calum: okay bye, have fun exploring :)

an/;/;;/;//

okay heyyyyy

its kinda short sorry but i'm double updating and yeah

thoughts?

-calum only telling luke

-luke admitting to being a kissing virgin (which we all knew)

-luke going to have to kiss someone tomorrow?

okay thanks lovlies

-kira x