(Hey guys so i'm not doing the beginning scenes with Alice falling down the rabbit hole and stuff like that, I'm starting the story at the tea party scene, i hope you guys will enjoy this story)

Alice was walking to a table that looked like a tea party was going on, the March Hare was sleeping but then he woke up to the sound of jazz music on the radio and Mally the Dormouse woke up in a teapot with a yawn and a stretch, the Mad Hatter was sitting in his chair with his head down a bit until he heard something, he looked around and he looked ahead of the table and he saw a small girl walking towards them

the March Hare started stuttering while the Mad Hatter leaned up a bit from his chair with a smile then he stood up and he started walking on the table 

watch what you're doing said Mally

hey watch it said the March Hare 

the Mad Hatter kept walking until he got off the table and he knelt down on one knee when he was infront of Alice while the March Hare fixed some of the stuff the Mad Hatter knocked down

it's you said Hatter

no it's not McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice said Dormouse as she fixed the tea cup back on its little plate

it's the wrong Alice exclaimed March Hare as he pulled his ears

it's absolutely Alice, you're absolutely Alice, me and my wife Stella know you anywhere said Hatter as he turned to March Hare and Mally

i'd know him anywhere said the Mad Hatter as March Hare and Dormouse started giggling at the same time Stella came out of the little house carrying a tray of little cupcakes, Mad Hatter pick Alice up by her little hand and he started walking on the table again

well as you can see we're still having tea and it's all because i was obliged to kill time waiting for your return, you're terribly late you know, naughty said Hatter as he sat Alice down and the March Hare poured some tea into his tea cup and Stella came to the table at the same time the Chesire Cat appeared startling the March Hare

Hatter how many times have i told you not to walk on the table, you might break something said Stella as she sat the tray of cupcakes down

oh i'm terribly sorry my dear but we have a special guest that you might love to meet said Hatter 

Stella was confused but she looked down and she saw Alice 

this can't be her can it asked Stella as she placed a hand over her mouth

it certainly is dear said Hatter

Alice, oh my goodness you've grown so much even though you're small in size said Stella as March Hare and Dormouse giggled

well anyway, time became quite offended and stopped altogether, not a tick ever since said Mad Hatter as he mad a place for Alice to sit while the March Hare laughed then he looked at his broken tea cup 

cup said the March Hare

time can be funny in dreams said Alice as Stella and Mad Hatter sat down in their chairs

yes they can that's why you need to learn how to control time sometimes said Stella as she stirred her tea with a spoon

yes, yes, of course but now you're back you see,  and we need to get on to this Frabjous Day said Hatter

Frabjous Day exclaimed March Hare and Mally while Stella just shook her head in a amusement

i'm investigating things that begin with the letter M said the Mad Hatter as he leaned down a bit and he whispered to Alice

have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk asked Hatter as his voice changed into a bit of a deep voice as Stella, March Hare and Mally finished the rest of what he said when he covered his mouth 

Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid said Mad Hatter, Stella, March Hare and Dormouse

what asked Alice as she turned to the Cheshire Cat, March Hare and Dormouse

down with the bloody big head, the blood big head being the Red Queen said the Cheshire Cat

come, come, we simply must commence with the slaying and such, therefore it is high time to forgive and forget or forget and forgive whichever comes first or is, in any case most convenient, i'm waiting said Hatter as Dormouse threw some sugar at the March Hare while Mad Hatter pulled out a pocket watch

the March Hare pulled out a pocket watch as well with a chuckle

hey it's tick tick... it's ticking again said the March Hare

all this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea said the Cheshire Cat as he placed his tea cup down

ah, the entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessur's off his tea said Hatter 

what happened that day was not my fault said the Cheshire Cat 

when he said that, Mad Hatter's face darkened and his green eyes turned yellow

oh dear not again said Stella as she sipped her tea

 Hatter got up and he walked walking over to the Cheshire Cat

 you ran out on them to save your own skin, you guddler's scuttish pligar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal bar lom muck egg brimni said Hatter is voice changing to a deep scary voice

Hatter scowled Stella as she stood up from her chair with a glare,  Hatter looked at her and he was back to his normal self

thank you said Hatter 

meow said March Hare

i'm fine said Hatter

what's wrong with you Tarrant, you used to be the life of the party along with Stella by your side, you used to do the best futterwacken in all of Witzend said the Cheshire Cat

futter what asked Alice

futterwacken said March Hare as he slammed his spoon down 

it's a dance and if i remember correctly Stella here fell in love with Hatter when he did the futterwacken said Mally as she gestured to Stella who sat back down in her chair and she did a spit take after what Mally said said she held up a finger

no, no i fell in love with Hatter before he did the futterwacken, the futterwacken made me blush if i remember correctly and when we got married he'd always wanted me to dance with him said Stella as she started blushing 

on the Frabjous Day when the White Queen once again wears the crown on that day i shall futterwacken vigorously, on that day i shall futterwacken vigorously and i'll pull you into the dance like i always use to do said Hatter as Stella blushed a deeper red making March Hare and Mally laugh until they heard a horse 

oh no said the March Hare

uh oh said the Chesire Cat 

 a guy on a horse with some red card gurads started coming into view and Mally gasped

the knave said Mally

goodbye said the Cheshire Cat as he disappears

quick hide her honey said Stella as Mad Hatter pulled out a little bottle of liquid

drink this quickly said Hatter as he made Alice drink the liquid making her cough a bit as he put the bottle away and Alice shrunk down then Hatter picked her up and he placed her in a teapot and he place the lid back on the teapot then hatter held the teapot with a smile and they started to act like they were having a normal tea party while sipping their teas 

the knave got off of his horse and he started walking over to the guys 

well if it's not my favorite quartet of lunatics said the knave

would you like the join us asked Mally

i just made some cupcakes said Stella 

the knave started laughing 

you're all late for tea said March Hare as he threw a tea cup at the knave but he ducked as the tea cup hit on the the card guards making March Hare and Mally laugh, the knave walked over to Mad Hatter and Stella

we're looking for the girl called Alice said the knave

speaking of the queen, here is a little song we used to sing in her honour said Hatter as they all started singing 

twinkle twinkle little bat 

how i wonder where you're at

up a- 

but they were cut off when the knave grabbed Hatter by the throat making Stella growl at him 

if you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads said the knave

already lost them Hatter said hoarsely

March Hare and Mally started laughing while Stella giggled, the knave released Hatter

all together now said Hatter as they all started singing again

up above the world you fly 

like a tea try in the sky 

twinkle twinkle

twinkle twinkle

twinkle twinkle

twinkle twinkle

as they were singing the knave walked away from the table but the blood hound walked underneath the table and he peaked out from the table cloth, he started sniffing the tea pot and started growling 

downal wyth bluddy begh hid said whisper Hatter as he raised an eyebrow

when he said that the blood hound stopped growling and he went back under the table

would you like some cream asked March Hare as the knave picked up a tea cup

the blood hound ran out from under the table and he started barking 

would you like a slice of battenberg asked March Hare

follow the blood hound said the knave as the card guards started following the blood hound

sugar asked Mally

yes please said March Hare

Mally threw two sugar cubes in March Hare's tea cup

oh that's lovely said March Hare

you're all mad said the knave as he turned to the group

thanks very much said March Hare

i'll take that as a compliment, we get that a lot said Stella as she sipped her tea and the knave threw the tea cup down making the group laugh 

when the knave and guards were gone Hatter set the teapot back on the table but when he he opened the lid he quickly closed it when he realized the dress Alice was wearing was too big for her down 

oh! pardon said Hatter as he lifted the lid a bit and he took a bit of the dress out of the teapot

one moment, Stella darling would you mind asked Hatter as he showed her the piece of the dress 

of course said Stella as she took the dress piece and she made it into a little dress just right for Alice to wear and she handed it back to Hatter

here you go dear said Stella

thank you darling said Hatter as he placed it in the teapot

try this on for size said Hatter

he waited for a few minutes and when he heard Alice knocking he lifted the lid and Alice was dressed in the dress Stella made

oh said Hatter

aw don't you look a pretty jewel said Stella as Hatter picked her up and placed her in the table 

i like it said Hatter

good thing the blood hound is one of us or you'd be said Mally as she used her finger to act like she's getting her throat sliced

oh Mally stop it said Stella 

what do they want me asked Alice

wait a minute best take her to the White Queen she'll be safe there, spoon said March Hare as he looked at his spoon and the Mad Hatter takes off his hat and he sat on the table near Alice

your carriage milady said Hatter

the hat asked Alice

of course, anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best why to travel is by hat, have a i made a rhyme asked Hatter as he looked at the other as they laughed while Stella giggled

oh i love travelling by hat said Mally as she was walking over but Hatter stopped her

Mally, just Alice please, fairfarren all said Hatter as Alice was on the hat he and Stella got up and they started walking away 

what do you mean, wait gae said March Hare as he threw a tea cup at Hatter and Stella but they both ducked just in time and they continued their journey to the White Queen