(Hey guys so i'm not doing the beginning scenes with Alice falling down the rabbit hole and stuff like that, I'm starting the story at the tea party scene, i hope you guys will enjoy this story)
Alice was walking to a table that looked like a tea party was going on, the March Hare was sleeping but then he woke up to the sound of jazz music on the radio and Mally the Dormouse woke up in a teapot with a yawn and a stretch, the Mad Hatter was sitting in his chair with his head down a bit until he heard something, he looked around and he looked ahead of the table and he saw a small girl walking towards them
the March Hare started stuttering while the Mad Hatter leaned up a bit from his chair with a smile then he stood up and he started walking on the table
watch what you're doing said Mally
hey watch it said the March Hare
the Mad Hatter kept walking until he got off the table and he knelt down on one knee when he was infront of Alice while the March Hare fixed some of the stuff the Mad Hatter knocked down
it's you said Hatter
no it's not McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice said Dormouse as she fixed the tea cup back on its little plate
it's the wrong Alice exclaimed March Hare as he pulled his ears
it's absolutely Alice, you're absolutely Alice, me and my wife Stella know you anywhere said Hatter as he turned to March Hare and Mally
i'd know him anywhere said the Mad Hatter as March Hare and Dormouse started giggling at the same time Stella came out of the little house carrying a tray of little cupcakes, Mad Hatter pick Alice up by her little hand and he started walking on the table again
well as you can see we're still having tea and it's all because i was obliged to kill time waiting for your return, you're terribly late you know, naughty said Hatter as he sat Alice down and the March Hare poured some tea into his tea cup and Stella came to the table at the same time the Chesire Cat appeared startling the March Hare
Hatter how many times have i told you not to walk on the table, you might break something said Stella as she sat the tray of cupcakes down
oh i'm terribly sorry my dear but we have a special guest that you might love to meet said Hatter
Stella was confused but she looked down and she saw Alice
this can't be her can it asked Stella as she placed a hand over her mouth
it certainly is dear said Hatter
Alice, oh my goodness you've grown so much even though you're small in size said Stella as March Hare and Dormouse giggled
well anyway, time became quite offended and stopped altogether, not a tick ever since said Mad Hatter as he mad a place for Alice to sit while the March Hare laughed then he looked at his broken tea cup
cup said the March Hare
time can be funny in dreams said Alice as Stella and Mad Hatter sat down in their chairs
yes they can that's why you need to learn how to control time sometimes said Stella as she stirred her tea with a spoon
yes, yes, of course but now you're back you see, and we need to get on to this Frabjous Day said Hatter
Frabjous Day exclaimed March Hare and Mally while Stella just shook her head in a amusement
i'm investigating things that begin with the letter M said the Mad Hatter as he leaned down a bit and he whispered to Alice
have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk asked Hatter as his voice changed into a bit of a deep voice as Stella, March Hare and Mally finished the rest of what he said when he covered his mouth
Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid said Mad Hatter, Stella, March Hare and Dormouse
what asked Alice as she turned to the Cheshire Cat, March Hare and Dormouse
down with the bloody big head, the blood big head being the Red Queen said the Cheshire Cat
come, come, we simply must commence with the slaying and such, therefore it is high time to forgive and forget or forget and forgive whichever comes first or is, in any case most convenient, i'm waiting said Hatter as Dormouse threw some sugar at the March Hare while Mad Hatter pulled out a pocket watch
the March Hare pulled out a pocket watch as well with a chuckle
hey it's tick tick... it's ticking again said the March Hare
all this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea said the Cheshire Cat as he placed his tea cup down
ah, the entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessur's off his tea said Hatter
what happened that day was not my fault said the Cheshire Cat
when he said that, Mad Hatter's face darkened and his green eyes turned yellow
oh dear not again said Stella as she sipped her tea
Hatter got up and he walked walking over to the Cheshire Cat
you ran out on them to save your own skin, you guddler's scuttish pligar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal bar lom muck egg brimni said Hatter is voice changing to a deep scary voice
Hatter scowled Stella as she stood up from her chair with a glare, Hatter looked at her and he was back to his normal self
thank you said Hatter
meow said March Hare
i'm fine said Hatter
what's wrong with you Tarrant, you used to be the life of the party along with Stella by your side, you used to do the best futterwacken in all of Witzend said the Cheshire Cat
futter what asked Alice
futterwacken said March Hare as he slammed his spoon down
it's a dance and if i remember correctly Stella here fell in love with Hatter when he did the futterwacken said Mally as she gestured to Stella who sat back down in her chair and she did a spit take after what Mally said said she held up a finger
no, no i fell in love with Hatter before he did the futterwacken, the futterwacken made me blush if i remember correctly and when we got married he'd always wanted me to dance with him said Stella as she started blushing
on the Frabjous Day when the White Queen once again wears the crown on that day i shall futterwacken vigorously, on that day i shall futterwacken vigorously and i'll pull you into the dance like i always use to do said Hatter as Stella blushed a deeper red making March Hare and Mally laugh until they heard a horse
oh no said the March Hare
uh oh said the Chesire Cat
a guy on a horse with some red card gurads started coming into view and Mally gasped
the knave said Mally
goodbye said the Cheshire Cat as he disappears
quick hide her honey said Stella as Mad Hatter pulled out a little bottle of liquid
drink this quickly said Hatter as he made Alice drink the liquid making her cough a bit as he put the bottle away and Alice shrunk down then Hatter picked her up and he placed her in a teapot and he place the lid back on the teapot then hatter held the teapot with a smile and they started to act like they were having a normal tea party while sipping their teas
the knave got off of his horse and he started walking over to the guys
well if it's not my favorite quartet of lunatics said the knave
would you like the join us asked Mally
i just made some cupcakes said Stella
the knave started laughing
you're all late for tea said March Hare as he threw a tea cup at the knave but he ducked as the tea cup hit on the the card guards making March Hare and Mally laugh, the knave walked over to Mad Hatter and Stella
we're looking for the girl called Alice said the knave
speaking of the queen, here is a little song we used to sing in her honour said Hatter as they all started singing
twinkle twinkle little bat
how i wonder where you're at
up a-
but they were cut off when the knave grabbed Hatter by the throat making Stella growl at him
if you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads said the knave
already lost them Hatter said hoarsely
March Hare and Mally started laughing while Stella giggled, the knave released Hatter
all together now said Hatter as they all started singing again
up above the world you fly
like a tea try in the sky
twinkle twinkle
twinkle twinkle
twinkle twinkle
twinkle twinkle
as they were singing the knave walked away from the table but the blood hound walked underneath the table and he peaked out from the table cloth, he started sniffing the tea pot and started growling
downal wyth bluddy begh hid said whisper Hatter as he raised an eyebrow
when he said that the blood hound stopped growling and he went back under the table
would you like some cream asked March Hare as the knave picked up a tea cup
the blood hound ran out from under the table and he started barking
would you like a slice of battenberg asked March Hare
follow the blood hound said the knave as the card guards started following the blood hound
sugar asked Mally
yes please said March Hare
Mally threw two sugar cubes in March Hare's tea cup
oh that's lovely said March Hare
you're all mad said the knave as he turned to the group
thanks very much said March Hare
i'll take that as a compliment, we get that a lot said Stella as she sipped her tea and the knave threw the tea cup down making the group laugh
when the knave and guards were gone Hatter set the teapot back on the table but when he he opened the lid he quickly closed it when he realized the dress Alice was wearing was too big for her down
oh! pardon said Hatter as he lifted the lid a bit and he took a bit of the dress out of the teapot
one moment, Stella darling would you mind asked Hatter as he showed her the piece of the dress
of course said Stella as she took the dress piece and she made it into a little dress just right for Alice to wear and she handed it back to Hatter
here you go dear said Stella
thank you darling said Hatter as he placed it in the teapot
try this on for size said Hatter
he waited for a few minutes and when he heard Alice knocking he lifted the lid and Alice was dressed in the dress Stella made
oh said Hatter
aw don't you look a pretty jewel said Stella as Hatter picked her up and placed her in the table
i like it said Hatter
good thing the blood hound is one of us or you'd be said Mally as she used her finger to act like she's getting her throat sliced
oh Mally stop it said Stella
what do they want me asked Alice
wait a minute best take her to the White Queen she'll be safe there, spoon said March Hare as he looked at his spoon and the Mad Hatter takes off his hat and he sat on the table near Alice
your carriage milady said Hatter
the hat asked Alice
of course, anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best why to travel is by hat, have a i made a rhyme asked Hatter as he looked at the other as they laughed while Stella giggled
oh i love travelling by hat said Mally as she was walking over but Hatter stopped her
Mally, just Alice please, fairfarren all said Hatter as Alice was on the hat he and Stella got up and they started walking away
what do you mean, wait gae said March Hare as he threw a tea cup at Hatter and Stella but they both ducked just in time and they continued their journey to the White Queen