Mad Hatter and Stella's Offer

A bit later Alice was wearing a red dress with some white accents and she was walking beside the Red Queen to her throne and the Red Queen sits down in her throne 

i need a pig here said the Red Queen as a pig ran in and layed down on its back infront of the throne and the Red Queen layed her feet on the pig's stomach 

i love a warm pig belly for my aching feet said the Red Queen as she looked at Alice

would you like one um asked the Red Queen 

no thank you said Alice 

sit the Red Queen commanded, Alice looked behind her and she saw a monkey servant holding a little red chair for Alice

sit the Red Queen commanded again, Alice sat down on the little chair even though the money servant is probably gonna have some arm pains because of how big Alice is 

go away said the Red Queen as everyone left the throne room some of them did a curtesy

where are my fat boys you must meet them said the Red Queen as she looked at Alice for a second

fat boys the Red Queen called out 

when she said that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum walked out from behind the pillar and they had hearts on their foreheads

oh there they are, aren't they adorable asked the Red Queen as Alice looked at the tweedle brothers with worry

they have the oddest way of speaking, speak boys amuse us said the Red Queen 

the brothers were about to say something to amuse the Red Queen but then they noticed Alice was there and they were about to say something but Alice shook her head at them 

speak! the Red Queen commanded

is that being-- Tweedle Dee started but he was cut off by Tweedle Dum 

no no it isn't, not a bit no said Tweedle Dum 

contrariwise, i believe so said Tweedle Dee

no it aint so, nohow said Tweedle Dum as he stepped on his brother's foot but not hard and Tweedle Dee elbowed him and Tweedle Dum elbowed back this made the Red Queen giggle

i love my fat boys, now get out said the Red Queen 

the Tweedle brothers looked at Alice as she shook her head, the brothers walked away and they kept kicking each other then they hit each other too, when they were gone the knave came into the throne room and the Red Queen brought up her hand and he kissed it then he stood beside the throne but then he saw Alice

and who is this lovely creature asked the knave as he bent downa bit as the the Red Queen looked at Alice

um, my new favourite

well does she have a name asked the knave

um said the Red Queen 

i believed your name has slipped the Queen's mind said the knave 

her name is um, idiot! the Red Queen shouted

from umbradge said Alice as she looked at the knave 

any luck with the prisoners asked the Red Queen 

they are stubborn especially his wife she even tried to ice some of the guards in her dragon form  said the knave 

you're too soft, bring them commanded the Red Queen as two of the money servants opened the doors and Hatter was walking infront of the guards with his hands chained, Stella was in her dragon form by his side but she had a chain around her neck and a muzzle around her mouth so she wouldn't breathe ice or snow from her mouth and one of the guards were holding the chain so she wouldn't do anything 

the pig ran out of the throne room as Mad Hatter and Stella were walking to the Red Queen and Alice, when they both were in front of the Red Queen the Hatter knelt down on his knees while Stella layed down and bowed her head then they both noticed Alice

we know Alice has returned to underland, do you know where she it asked the Red Queen 

Hatter didn't saything at first and Stella just growled a bit

we've been considering things that begin with the letter M, moron, mutiny, murder, malice said Hatter

we're looking for an A word now, where is Alice the Red Queen asked again

who that wee little boy Mad Hatter laughed a bit

we wouldn't know said Hatter as Stella giggled a bit

what if i take both your heads, will you know then asked the Red Queen 

Hatter and Stella started laughing 

stop that commanded the Red Queen as they both stopped laughing 

what a regrettably large head you have, i should very much like to hat it said Hatter

hat it asked the Red Queen 

yes, i used to hat the white queen you know and Stella used to make lovely dresses for her, wasn't very much to work with, poor dear her head is so small said Hatter as he and Stella stood up with the guards poiting their spears at them

it's tiny, it's a pimple of a head said the Red Queen

but this, what i could do with this monument, this orb, nay, this magnificent heroic globe said Hatter as he and Stella walked up to the Red Queen

what could you do asked the Red Queen at Hatter held up his hands and showed her the chain while Stella lifted up her neck to show the chain on her neck and she pawed at the muzzle around her mouth

unbind them and get that muzzle off of his dragon wife, Stayne said the Red Queen as the knave looked at her

how can they work if his hands are bound and how can she work is she has a chain around her neck and a muzzle around her mouth she wouldn't be able to talk said the Red Queen as Hatter held up the chain to the knave and Stella showed him the chain around her neck, the knave brought out his sword and he sliced Hatter's chain then he sliced Stella's chain and the guards handed him a key, he cautiously walked up to Stella he was actually scared of Stella when she's in her dragon form especially when he remembered the fight she and the jabberwocky had years ago

Stella leaned down and the knave unlocked the muzzle and took it off of her mouth then she transformed back into her normal self

alright your majesty i'll make some beautiful dresses you might like said Stella as Hatter started walking around the Red Queen's throne

well, then shall it be a bonnet or a boater, or something for the boudoir, cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif, snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke, cockle hat, porkpie, tam o shanter, billycock, bicorne, tricorne, bandeau, bongrace, fan tail, night cap, garbibaldi, fez-- but he was cut off by Alice

Hatter said Alice

fez asked Hatter as Stella walked up and stood next to him 

the Red Queen turned away from Hatter, she looked at the knave then she looked at her guards

leave us said the Red Queen as she looked at Hatter and Stella in smiled and they smiled back

meanwhile Baryard was running to the white queen's castle and the white queen was talking to her friends outside her castle

the trees seem sad, have you been speaking with them asked the white queen 

yes your majesty said one of the ladies

perhaps a bit more kindly said the white queen until she heard Bayard, she looked at the entrance and she saw Bayard running to her

would you all excuse me for a moment, thank you said the white queen as her friends curtesied and walked away and the white queen ran to Baryard and she knelt down to him 

what news Bayard asked the white queen 

Alice has returned to underland said Bayard

the white queen looked happy 

where is she now asked the white queen as she turned her head a bit trying to look for Alice

in Salazen Grum, forgive me, i allowed her to divert her destined path said Bayard as the white queen cupped his cheeks

no, no, no, no but that is exactly where she will find the vorpal sword, we have our champion, rest now, you've done well said the white queen as she scratched the top of Bayard's head 

when she said that Bayard layed down panting and he layed his head on the white queen's lap 






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