A Terrific Surprise (Lord Farquaad x Y/n)

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

Lord FarquaadxDaddy Pig

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him.#13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE#1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

A romantic Novel of Shrek

A novel about Lord Farquaads secret love for shrek.

Shreks after story (another prequel this time to shrek wins the lottery)

OKAY. SO THIS IS FOR PPL WHO WANT More stuff abt shrek! I won't promise that this is a good book tho. (THERE IS NO SMUT. IM TO PURE TO WRITE That stuff)

lord farquaad x squidward (love story angst)

lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him. one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad didn't like it. he didn't like it one bit. Shrek has already been friends with them both but has known that farquaad is in love with squidward so he tried to make him jealoustw- angst (cover art is not mine)!satire!

Shrek x reader(kinda)

This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meets Shrek? A lot man. But what type of stuff will excactly happen to her? I can't tell you everything but some fun stuff and stuff that's even more fun.A/n: Changing some things cause I didn't really like them. The plot and stuff will stay the same, it's a few very minor changes.(I do not own these characters.)

Snapped Thread [Post Malone × Lord Farquaad]

"Baby let me love you goodbye..."Post Malone and Lord Farquaad's relationship is hanging on by a loose thread. It's only a matter of time before it snaps, ending it all.(Post Malone and Lord Farquaad have been in a happy relationship for a few years now but it's all ending. They end it all in one night. How? Read to find out.)

Shrek (OC Insert)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek and his cervitaur brother Lillo. The once peaceful swamp was now shattered because of fairy tale creatures were forced there by an evil lord. Their mission now is to retrieve a princess from a fire-breathing dragon as they team up with a donkey along the way. I don't own this movie, it belongs to DreamWorks.

Lord Farquaad x Auditor

Royalty x Fire Go along with a journey with two lovers with a fiery love story that burns brighter than the crown jewels!

Shrek takes a shit on Mrs.Louise's desk

BIG SHIT, not little, BIG!

mpreg omega obama x lord farquaad love story (smut) 🥰🙏🏼👼🏼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🫃🏽

i wrote this instead of my essay 🥰TW: mpreg, lord farquaad, and traumatizing

Shrek x Lord Farquaard x Donkey

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Inside Hira: The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

Hira is at her tryouts for a chance to be a member of the new racing team at San Fransokyo, but then Hira is starting to feel anxious about the worst-case scenarios until she calmed down from her memories of helping Shrek save his wife from the ghost of her ex-fiance, Lord Farquaad.Note: Short #1.Note: I Only Owned My OCs.

A Gruesome Life (Shrek x Lord Farquaad x Y/N x Chris Redfield x Leon Kennedy)

It was a grey foggy day in the country of Scotland. You, the main character, accidentally fell into a passerby's arms, kissing them intensely. You did not see the face of the passerby, but you felt a connection and have been looking for them ever since.

welcome to my swamp (shrekxfarquaad)

farquaad got horny and shrek was still mad

Shrek × lord farquaad smut😋

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Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1]

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops edible rainbow candy.Alice and I, along with our friend Zero, help my aunt and uncle clear out their basement during spring break while they went away for their wedding anniversary.It all started when I ever so gracefully (but accidentally) tripped over a cupboard box (which in my defence, I never knew was there) with the words: 'Fragile - DO NOT TOUCH', written in black marker all over the box.While Alice and I were arguing, Zero tried to grab our attention. When he finally did, we were surprised to see him being sucked into a freakin' green swirling portal! Turns out, inside the box I tripped over had a crystal ball rolled out of it, and glowed a bright green. That was when we realised that that crystal ball, was the reason why a portal appeared and was trying to pull us in.And of course...I got separated from them, didn't I?Would you believe me if I told you we entered the world of our favourite movie when we were kids?You know...the Dreamworks movie, Shrek? The one with the fairy tale and Disney characters in?Yep, that's the one!Oh, sorry! I almost forgot to introduce myself: My name's Willow, and this is the story of our journey in the world of Shrek - creating bonds with Shrek himself, Fiona, Donkey and the gang...heck, even Dragon, too!What could possibly go wrong?Completed: 21/02/2021 ✔️Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️**Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

Do you know the muffin man? (Lord Farquaad x reader)

Y/N visits their best friend in The Kingdom of far far away, but ends up bumping into someone who's crossed their path before...

My Magical Waifu

12+The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think.(Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

𝚂𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚡 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚊𝚍 😱😱❤❤

Sid the Sloth and Lord Farquaad, it's their wedding day 🥰💅, to celebrate their true love after 1 million billion infinity years! 🥳 Sid the Sloth couldn't be more happy. Until Sid finds out something insane, what happens next is SHOCKING!!! 😱😱

Daddy Farquaad x Daddy Bertram

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

Lord Farquaad x Y/N

Untold Love Story

It's been two years since Shrek and Fiona got married, but Fiona hasn't been truly happy, wondering if life would've been better with Lord Farquaad instead. Little does she know, he's still alive. That's right, he was pooped out that dragon that ate him, and he's been searching for her since then. He loves her, she loves him, is this love meant to be?

Lord farquaad X reader one shot

first write I'm really bored it is a one shot👍

Tacones Rojos 😘👠 (IN ENGLISH) (lord farquaad x preminger)

Two powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king.What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts.☆☆☆☆☆IT WAS LIFE CHANGINGI read this and I've suffered the consequences. My wife left me, my kids won't speak to me, I've suffered from IBS ever since. I'm writing this from the Psychiatric hospital. 10/10 would recommend. ☆☆☆☆☆MAGNUM OPUS OF LITERATUREAn exquisite piece of writing that leaves you enthralled from the start with complex characters and a deep, profound message of love being able to touch even the coldest, meanest of hearts. Ok there i did it can I see my cat now?☆☆☆☆☆DELICIOUS It was a perfect mixture of sweet and salty, leaving you wanting more. would highly recommend for your children, my favorite brownie recipe yet. ☆☆☆☆☆MI PEDAZO DE SOLLA NIÑA DE MIS MOMOS, TIENES UNA COLECCION DE TILIN YEL IÑO OXXOInspired by: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJGq5GCD/

50 Shades of Green

The castle isn't compensating for something...Made this completely as a joke, uhhh credit to my friend Anson for the cover and credit to my other friend (Berserker on discord) for the title :)