a beautiful love story between two beautiful people 😳🥴🥵 (it's a joke, chill)
Do not read this if you value your sanity. The only reason I am writing this is because of my friend Zarria who put a cursed image in my mind.
In a land far, far away there lived a green ogre - but not just an ordinary ogre. His name is Shrek, and his partner - Lord Farquaad - has impregnated him. Shrek is devastated, and enrolls Obama as his godfather. Will Shrek and Lord Farquaad be able to rescue their relationship? Or will Shrek kick Lord Farquaad out of his swamp - once and for all?
When you find yourself lost in someone's swamp, a particular ogre catches your eye.
Everything you know about Farquaad is wrong. Shrek is the REAL evil; while Farquaad is our Lord and savior. Read to know the real truth, and how to follow the religion of the Farquaad's Witnesses.
Shrek has been wallowing in self pity ever since the events of Fiona and Farquaad's wedding. What will he do when Lord Farquaad arrives at his door?
Lord Farquaad x y/nLord farquaad goes on an epic journey of self discovery and adventure with y/n, as you slowly fall in love with him. However, trouble soon arises in Far Far Away...
Lord farquaad is the richest man in the kingdom, you would think the is civil but he's not. He thought he loved Fiona. But no that quickly changed when he went to a male strip club and seen shrek
Shrek is filled with guilt concerning his encounter with Maximus Farquaard, but his apology takes an odd turn when he enters his bedroom.
long ago lived a man in a swamp, or was he a man? he soon goes on an adventure to find a prince for princess fiona and meets lord farquaad which the 2 grow deep relationship together.
this story has drama, spiciness and most importantly your two favorite icons. 😏😏