When we reached the surface, which I barely went under in the first place with my fat ass life jacket that could have easily fit KSI when he was a fatneek inside it, Jobe was gasping for oxygen.

"OH MY." He shouted towards me, even though I was right next to him. "WE ALMOST DROWNED AND DIED THEN!"

"Yeah sure!" I wasn't really sure about that one but I'm not gonna upset him right now.

"What do you mean yeah sure?" Nevermind he's upset, "It's easy for you to say in your lifejacket mate.

"OI NAHH." I started, "You're the one who made me wear the lifejacket so YOU can hold this L and suck my dick babe."

"Only if you suck mine first..."
"Nah you ain't DD Osama." He cut me off by pushing me off the boat.

@abriannakai: whilst ur doing mocks im doing up sunshine and my man✌🏽😹@jobebellingham

@jobebellingham: THESE BITCHES WISH THEY WAS YOU

@jobebellingham: u so fine damn
^@abriannakai: no u bae

@jobebellingham: WHACHU DOING OVER THERE WITH ALL DEM PILLOWS?
^@abriannakai: YOUR PILLOWS MATE
^@jadonsancho: jobe samuel patrick bellingham stop it.
^@marcusrashford: pillows???
^^@amethystrashford: boobs mate
^^^@marcusrashford: HELP? WHAT? JOBE?

@jadonsanch: cuzzy🤙🏽❤️
^liked by @abriannakai

@alabamaluellabarker: 😍😍
^@abriannakai: UNO REVERSE CARD

@skaijackson: ooooou😍😍

@skaijackson: baby u hot.
^@abriannakai: baby WE hot.

@parishilton: That's hot!🥰🥵😍❤️
^@abriannakai: PARIS IS THAT YOU? I LOVE YOU

@judebellingham: jobes so fugly😹😹😹
^@jobebellingham: thats why ame left yo ass...
^^@judebellingham: too far.
^^@amethystrashford: 😰😰JOBE
^^@abriannakai: jobe... yk damn well...

@bukayosaka: the glasses in the second slide>>>
^@abriannakai: fr. primark is a gift to the people from Allah.

@6kenza: sexy mami🥵
^@abriannakai: 🤭🤭ily ma

@ddosama: 🔥🔥🔥
^liked by @abriannakai

"AHHHHH!" I screeched. I heard Jobe come flying out the shower, "JOBEEEE!"

Suddenly Jobe came bursting out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist.

Woah.

I'm so lucky what the fuck?

"What's wrong?" He struggled to catch his breath, " HELLO?" I finally dragged my eyes off of Jobe's body.

"Huh- OH DD OSAMA COMMENTED ON MY INSTAGRAM!"

"Do I need to BOOOOOOOM this DD?"

"Nooo stay away from my mannnn." Suddenly Jobe flopped himself onto me clinging onto me tight.

"JOBEEEE YOU'RE WET. FUCK OFFFF!"

"Girl you my wife shurrrruuuppp."