chapter three: confrontation

After you have made sure the gay queens Sonic and Tommyinnit have left, you begin searching through the rubble of your mafia base for any survivors who may be trapped in the debris. You find only trash and broken walls, so you set out to find the ones who escaped. You search for liek 10 minutes and then find everybody hiding in the bathroom of a nearby Subway Sandwhich. 


"Are you guys ok?" you ask them all.


They all seem to be in shock but all are fine. the only casualty was Dora. YOu aks where the corpse is.


"we had a funeral for her and bured her just outside of the SUbway parking lot. she always did love sandwhices. " Peppa sniffles. 


everyone else mumbles their sorrwos. 


"uwu nobody eles was hurt boss, we are all fine besides dead dora OWO" says Mickey mouse, your loyal mafia hitman. 


"That is good. thanks Mickey." you high five him and he smiles. you smile. Even though your mafia base is destroyed, home is where the heart is. nobody really cared aobut Dora except peppa, so its ok that she died. #foundfamily am i right? 


"so what will we do now?" pacman nervously asks you. 


"yeah! whats the next step?" Eric Cartman demand.


"we dont have a base anymore! tell us what to do, boss!" Thanos whimpers . 


"I wasnt going to tell you all this before, but do you guys remember how my sister died like 8 years ago to establish my tragic backstory?" you aks them all. and they all mumbled yes. 


"Well, she is actually alive you guys. And i need to find her. How would yall like to help me?" you ask them in an inspiratinoal way (or at least, as inspiriatinal as you can be in a subway bathroom).


"nobody says 'yall'" pacman calls you a slur. 


"Mickey... you konw what to do," you look at Mickey mouse grimly. He nods and kills pacman for disrespecting you. 


"ok everybody lets go find my sister!" you all cheerfully filter out of the subway bathroom and hop on a bus. as you travel, you all sing nostalgic songs and Thanos plays a love song to his partner, named Shawn, who is deeply attracted to his beatiful purple clear skin and shimmering eyes. You have a hunch that your sister lives in A small town in washington named Loserville ,because she has always loved the beautfil mountain scenery there. 


As you and your mafia gang travel on the bus for hours and hours, you feel such peace at life. you wish this could last forever.  but then the busdriver goes "ok you guys we are here! Everybody off my bus now" so you and your mafia gang get off the bus. 


Everyone is at awe of the amazing scenery there. you, however, cannot focus. there is but onw thing on your mind. 


YOu must get revenge on your sister....




TO BE CONTINRUD 

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