Years of waiting

Suspenseful music slowly turned on as Galactidor walked to the bridge of the infamous ship, The Sexy Swine. Eight Years have passed since Galactidor learned he was the Wonderstone, and countless improvements have been made to the surrounding solar system of Earth, due to this discovery. For the first time, Galactidor had been given permission to control The Sexy Swine.


When Galactidor reached the end of the hall, he beheld a stunning sight. A spacious, circular room stood before him. In the center, hovering in the middle, as a holographic model of the known universe.


A blinking dot in a empty plot of space caught Galactidor's attention. "What is that?" He asked.


The probe replied with a hint of displeasure," that is where my planet is supposed to be, but it has not been created yet.


Although Galactidor had not gathered the full capacity of the Wonderstone's power, he was intelligent enough to the point where he knew this didn't add up.


" Wait," Galactidor said," it takes more then ten thousand years for A planet to form, and gain an intelligent race right?"


"Yes." The probe replied.


" Well, then how did you come from this planet?" He asked," according to what you just said, you shouldn't even exist."


The sound of a database booting up sounded in Galactidor's right ear. He turned to see a TV monitor rise out of the ground. It flashed on to show a blizzard in Antartica. The blizzard settled to the point where Galactidor to make out a few familiar bodily figures. A cow and a two bears. One of the two was much larger than the other, and was slowly sinking into the ice. The cow then turned and looked at the monitor.


The screen shattered, scattering glass across the floor. " What beautiful will power," Galactidor said." I will make that cow mine. but how did that have anything to do with the creation of Clutac?"


" That cow is one of the reasons Clutac exists. "


"Holy crap," he thought," I know what I have to do."


Galactidor flipped the turbo engines on and disengaged the probes position in space. He turned off the movie StarTreck, which he had been watching earlier, and faced the front of the Sexy Swine at the Sun.


"Wait, what are you doing!" The probe yelled out franticly.


"We're going back to the future," Galactidor said. The suspenseful music was at its climax. A kid came running out of the closet.


"Doc, is this happening?!" The kid yelled.


"Great Scott!" A old guy from the closet yelled.


" A slingshot around the sun..." The probe said," ingenious." Preparing the jump to light speed."


" 10...9...8...7 "


The whole ship shook with energy.


"6...5...4...3"


The engine flaring, Galactidor looked out into space, spying a few nudist photographers from a distance planet.


"2...1...0"


With tremendous energy, the Sexy Swine burst into star speed, with Galactidor guiding it. He was still naked.

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