wherever there's an "H" that means it's me bc yolo bye thanks for sending ur questions ily all

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luke; (i'm cRYING AT SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS OMFG)

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Q; can u pls tell ashton the fU CKING TRUTH MY GOD

L; //laughs// ill do anything, but that.

Q; WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

L; oh, um, //plays with hands awkwardly// nothing, nothing. 

Q; Haven't you ever gotten sick, like the flu, from standing out in the rain or are you like super human?

L; i'm actually superman, but shhh, don't tell ashton. //winks// //laughs// nah, i'm just kidding. i wish. i've gotten the flu plenty of times, but i think it's all worth it because of the meaning behind it all. 

Q; do u eat ass

L; no goodbye //whispers// sometimes tho.....

Q; hi luke! date me?

L; i would...but anything that has a vagina scares me. //cringes//

Q; you're so cute *pinches your cheeks*

L; god, you sound like my mother. //groans//

Q; can you tell us what happened between you and Ashton? 

L; //sighs// i would but...//closes eyes// //whispers// haley's sworn me to secrecy until further notice. //smirks//

Q; why do you only come outside when it rains 

L; it happened in the rain. 

Q; What things do you want to do with Ashton, sexually? ;)))))))))) 

L; oh my god, //blushes, but smiles// nothing! you pervs. 

Q; so...you a virgin? (OMFG)

L; of course not! //laughs nervously// OKAY YES I AM PLEASE STOP NAGGING ME ABOUT IT JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T TAKE IT. 

Q; What do you want to do with Ashton? 

L; d'ummm, //smiles awkwardly// //looks left and right// //whispers// fine. everything we used to do. 

Q; why won't you tell ashton the truth

L; what's there to tell? //smirks//

Q; So, if you and Ashton had ever / will have s e x (cuz yknow, idk if ash is in an coma or what not), who tops ?

L; ME ALWAYS ME, right haley?

H; oh, honey, you got another thing coming to you. 

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ashton;

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Q; PICK UP THE PIECES ASHTON! BUILD A LEGGO HOUSE OR SOMETHING

A; ed sheeran refrence, i see you. //laughs// but, um, excuse me? i really don't know what that means..//frowns// i'm sorry. 

Q; when are you going to hop onto luke's dick

A; //raises eyebrows// //coughs awkwardly// well, uh, if we were to ever do that, i'd be the one to top, just sayin'. //shrugs//

Q; did you wake up with amnesia or what

A; am i missing something here? //sighs//

Q; Why do you think Luke is in your dreams? Is he from the past life or something? 

A; //laughs// oh, my god. i was thinking the same thing! but i honestly have no idea. i can't control my dreams or else i would tell you...//pouts bottom lip// sorry.

Q; why are you having these dreams? 

A; your guess is as good as mine, love. //frowns// i wish i could know what they mean, though, because they're getting quite annoying. 

Q;  when is he gonna have the "realisation just hit me" moment cause i will do it with the realisation bus

A; did you just say yOU'RE GOING TO HIT ME WITH A BUS 

Q; DO YOU WANNA FUCK LUKE OR NAWH

A; no, but luke wants to fuck me. //smirks//

Q; what do you think the dreams mean?

A; i honestly don't know, //sighs sadly// i wish i did though. i just think it's some weird, cliche movie scene in my head that just stars me and luke and sometimes calum and michael. don't you ever have those? no? just me? oh, well. 

Q; HI DATE ME

A; well, sure. where sha'll we go? picnic? //smiles// we don't have to go anywhere, we can stay at my place and watch grease! or back to the future; maybe some aladdin? //shrugs// whatever you like. //winks//

Q; are you and luke gonna fuck or what

A; //blushes// i dunno...//fumbles with his thumbs// i wouldn't call it fucking jf we were to do that. //smiles softly//

Q; why do you think luke only goes outside when it rains? xo.

A; //bites lip in a thinking fashion// hm, i honestly don't know. maybe he just likes the rain. i'm too nervous to ask him about it. /sighs//

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michael; 

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Q; tf u lying or what

M; THERE IS A POSSIBLITY 

Q; did you and luke really date or was it luke and ashton?

M; look at you, figuring things out so easily, you little detective, you. 

H; MICHAEL YOU'RE RUINING THE SUSPENSE 

M; //scoffs// fuck off haley go back to writing chapter ten.

H; i hate you. //continues writing chapter ten//

Q; would you consider a threesome with Luke and Ashton or is malum a thing?

M; luke is hot, but calum doesn't share, sadly. i'd like to see ashton naked. //whispers// don't tell calum. //winks//

Q; do you know what malum is?

M; i've read some things online, i'm not blind. //shrugs// //smiles awkwardly// //mumbles// pervs.

Q; ILY AND CAL TOGETHER SO MUCH

M; I LOVE BEING WITH CAL HE MAKES ME VERY HAPPY, KIND STRANGER. THANK YOU. 

Q; HOLY SHIT THAT ISN'T A QUESTION, UMMM

M; I DON'T MIND, HONESTLY. LET'S TALK ABOUT CALUM. 

Q; HOW YA DOUIN

M; i'm doin mighty fine hbu 

Q; do you like to fuck calum

M; //smirks// i love to fuck calum.

Q; do you miss Luke?

M; //frowns// very much, yes. 

Q; i like your red/orange hair bae

M; why, thank you. calum suggested i dye it a red/orange. //smiles proudly//

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calum;

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Q; ching chong ling long?

C; really? this is what i get? //rolls eyes// i hate everyone.

Q; i'M KIDDING

C; SURE YOU ARE

Q; were you friends with ashton before he fell into a coma (( i assume he was in a coma ))

C; finally! something i can answer-

H; calum! you can't answer that!

C; //throws hands up into the air// why do i even try?

Q; if you're kiwi, why are you Asian? ((Slight mean girls reference))

C; can i go now?

H; no calum!

Q; So, you're Asian right?

C; SERIOUSLY CAN I GO NOW

Q; PLEASE DATE ME

C; sorry, lovely, i got a man. //giggles// i can set you up with my friend charlie if you're into the whole girlxgirl thing? //winks//

Q; do you love michael???!!!

C; //smiles adoringly// //blushes// //nods// i do love michael. but shhh! he doesn't know.

Q; what do you miss the most about old Ashton

C; his dumb jokes that he'd just spit out at the most random times, he was so funny. i mean, he still is, but you know after what happened-

H; OKAY BYE CALUM

C; wait, but- 

H; //slams door//

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charlie; (she's kinda irrelevant tbh but)

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Q; i feel like you like calum...true?

CHARLIE; calum is really cute, but i would never come between him and michael. we're just best friends/room mates. //smiles//

Q; You seem hella rad, wanna be friends?

CHARLIE; HELL YEAH LET'S READ FANFICS TOGETHER AND GO ON TUMBLR AND REBLOG EACH OTHERS POSTS AND WATCH NETFLIX ALL DAY WHILE EATING TONS OF JUNK FOOD I'M SO DOWN- AND I KNOW NOW THAT I'M SO DOOOWWWNNN- oops, sorry. BUT YES, LET'S BE FRIENDS. 

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lauren;

Q; hey lauren whats up?

LAUREN; homework //cringes// i hate this stuff. any one know how to do algebra? 

Q; Why did you tell Ashton you hate him? Bc Luke?

LAUREN; me and ashton had gotten into a fight over something really stupid, i honestly don't remember what we were fighting about, but i do remember telling him that i hated him. which i now strongly regret doing. i really miss the little 'ol nerd. 

Q; Ummmmm, hi?

LAUREN; hello, wanna be friends? i have, like, two. //sighs//

Q; hi lauren, do you like one direction?

L; i do! //squeals// //sighs adoringly// niall is my babe.

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harry;

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Q; Haiiii!!!! Wanna be friends?

HARRY; you got any video games? please name them and i'll consider it. //crosses arms//

Q; Have you gone through puberty yet or nah?¿

HARRY; //coughs awkwardly// i'm pretty sure i have. 

Q; whats up little man?

HARRY; little? i am far from little! i'm, like, 5' something! //frowns//

Q; do you miss ashton?

HARRY; mom says i'm not allowed to miss him, but, //looks left and right// //whispers// i miss him a lot.

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ashton's mom; (I LOVED THESE)

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Q; why aren't you proud of your gaybaby? ): 

A/M; boys are supposed to marry girls. simple at that. anything else is just gross. //cringes//

Q; You're a hoe, oh wait it has to be a question doesn't it? You're a hoe? (FAVE ILY BLESS)

A/M; excuse me? just because i think a boy belongs with a girl doesn't mean i am a "hoe." //scowls//

Q; Did ashton lose his memory in an accident or some shit

A/M; i was told before i came not to answer any of these kind of questions. sorry. //shrugs//

Q; Being gay is actually really cool, you're basically a rainbow! Why u no like ashy?

A/M; i love my son, i do; i just don't like his choices and i don't want him rubbing off onto my other kids. he has a disease and as soon as he's clear of it, he can come back home. 

Q; mama irwin ily but why u gotta hate on my bae ashton?

A/M; i love my son- like i said before- i just hate his choices.

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DISACLAIMER; I DON'T REALLY THINK THOSE THINGS THAT ASHTON'S MOTHER SAID, I JUST MADE THEM UP. i, myself, am not a homophobe. love is love! 

i'll do another one of these in about 8 more chapters or so, a lot is going to happen pretty soon, so try to keep up! 

love you. x. 

- haley. ♡