A normal day.

I ran down the stairs and I found Toby. " ummm hi Toby " I said. He dident answer... So I slapped him in the face. " WHAT THE HELL? " He yelled. " U F*CKING LEMON JUICE IS DED!!! " I screamed for no reason. He looked confused and annoyed with me. The look that Ava always gives me. " Wellllll ummm imma go find my... Duck " Then I slide away. " Hey Ava " I said on the ground. She looked at me and said " BOY YOU ARE A DIRTY *SS PIECE OF ANNOYING GARBAGE! " She yells at me. I look at her with my serious angry face and say " Hey. Watch your f*cking language. " Then I scaddle.  I run into my room and I see hoodie. " Yo you little screaming orange! " I say to him. " Are you drunk? " He asks me. I look at him with derp eyes. " Im drunk off memes " I answer. He looks at me then kicks me out the door. And he tells me " ALSO PICK UP UR SIDE OF THE ROOM! " Then slames the door. Then Cayden the gay dude walks in and says " I PRETEND TO BE A CAT BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND IM GAY! " He yells in a high pitched girl voice. " IM GAY FOR CHOCLATE!!! " I yell. Then every one comes up stairs and nina yells " I LIKE TO SH*T ON SNAILS. " And then we all die of laughter. THE END!!! ( acutely the story isent over im just wierd. Also you thought this was going to be normal? Well ur wrong! )

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