ALLLRRRIGHT!

Our contestants are here!

On Mario Universe...

We have...

Mario!

Luigi!

Shroob!

Fawful!

Tatanga!

Peach! And...

The Dark Star! (sponsored by harryharryboop LLC!)

On The Pokemon World...

WE HAVE...

Pikachu!

Squirtle!

Charmander!

Bulbasaur!

Jigglypuff!

And...

Greninja!

Who's gonna WIN?

Dark Star: dSd ssa dds.

Fawful: You incompetent fink rat! Oh wait... I don't know either. :/

Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

*SHOCKS* Hey! So you're gonna shock me till I reveal myself? FINE!

I am...

To be continued.

*ad for toothbrush*

*ad for McDonalds*

*ads for The Crossover X*

OK! WE ARE BACK!

So, I am...

*final ad for TCOX*

Ok jeez!

So here's the guy hosting this!

Or rather, RABBIT!

Peach: Wait WHAT?

I am... Jayborg!

Luigi: So he's... some rabbit?!

YES! Well no, I am not just a rabbit. I am THE rabbit! The Max Rabbit! El conejo supremo!

Charmander: Cha Cha Mander. (Still not buying it)

Oh no, sir! Make no equivocation!

Bulbasaur: Bub bub Blubaur. (Nah, can't be fake. Must be real.)

Thank you. I will tell you my story one day.

SO! Our battle field designer, Wily, has made a beautiful scenery battlefield. Again, make no equivocation! There are surprises. EVERYWHERE!

MWAHAHAHA! *cough cough* A peaceful valley, OR IS IT?

Volcano explosions!

And random boxing gloves spring from the ground from time to time!

So now, GO GO GO!

And there he goes! Mario jumps gracefully and lands on Jigglypuff!

Mario: WHAT?! HE DIDN'T GET SQUISHED LIKE A GOOMBA! WHAT THE HECK!!!

This ain't Super Mario Bros, silly! Or SMB2! OR SMB3 OR SMW! FOOL!

Mario: Dang it.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Look at that! Greninja water shurikens Mario!

Look at his hat fly away!

Mario: YOU LITTLE... THAT HAT COST ME $9999999999999.99!!!

Luigi: No... you got it at Dollar Tree...

Mario: *grumble*

Oh lookit!

Jigglypuff slaps Peach! And Fawful blasts Jigglypuff away!

Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!!!

Jigglypuff was blown into the volcano!

*Volcano erupts* BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

WOW! (which is MOM upside down)

And look at The Dark Star! His death pulses have blown Squirtle away!

RANDOMIZER! C'MERE!

*randomizer whirls*

The Pokemon World gets a fuser!

Mario Universe gets a fuse... lage!

Mario: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA FREAKING DO WITH A FUSELAGE?! IT'S JUST THE BODY OF THE PLANE!!!

Relax...

The Pokemon have decided to fuse Pikachu and Squirtle!

They're... Squirtchu!

And here... Peach rips the fuselage?

Tatanga: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?

Peach: I made swords!

This isn't Minecraft. But all's fair in The Crossover X!

Mario stabs Greninja!

The leftover lava melts Greninja! Ouch!

Squirtchu floods the battlefield! The remaining lava is turned into obsidian, and everyone... can swim. Lucky them, us rabbits can't swim.

Oh wait! Squirtchu makes a lightning bolt! The electricity goes everywhere due to the water!

Everyone is shocked! Literally and metaphorically!

Only Squirtchu remains!

THE POKEMON WORLD WINS!!!

Oh and Pikachu and Squirtle are diffused.

Mario Universe, you will vote someone off the team.

Pokemon World, you guys get to choose a substitute.