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@emerson: is listening to touch tank by quinnie <3

@username: omg,
she listened to us
-- @username: she is
feeding us content.  finally!!

@corpsehusband:
he's so pretty when he
goes down on me?

-- @emerson: yuh,
issue with the lyrics pretty boy?

          -- @ corpsehusband:
😳😳no ma'am...

@ username:
she called corpse pretty.
I repeat this is not a drill!

@username: ugh she needs
to step off my man

@username:
you mean my man?

@valkyrae: baby girl!!
so so pretty🤍

-- @Emerson:
smoochies :)

@username: who is this girl?
she on my feed so much

@username: ugh emerson
has posted again😩.
it's been ages mother.

@ karljacobs: ayo,
who's this pretty boy you
speak of and why isn't it me?

"rae!" emerson yelled over her phone, her hands covering her face as she blushed a deep wine color. "you stop it!"

"i'm just saying! the way you phrased your flirty little comment with corpse on your post sounded like you and corpse are having sex!"

"no it didn't" emerson choked on her laugh as her lungs wheezed. "and we have not had intercourse."

rae scrunched her face up. "well, don't go callin' it that." she complained, watching was emerson reached out and grabbed her phone. she moved from her bed to her vanity. she set her phone up against the base of her mirror. "the lyrics clearly read, "he is so pretty when he goes down on me..." then you proceeded to call corpse pretty boy!"

"that's just what i call him!" she groaned, picking up a make-up wipe and scrubbing at her eyeliner. despite being described as unhinged and feral by her fan base, her streaming persona was strictly that. a persona. emerson was rather timid, and she was kind. she pushed herself to step out of her comfort zone when streaming, and alas, iwantmoresons was created. "he's pretty boy and I am pretty girl. it's our thing."

rae shook her head. "i'm just pointing out what it sounded like, are you sure corpse hasn't secretly given you head? i mean you're the only one who has met him."

"oh my god, rae!" emerson chewed on her lip as she clipped her bangs out of her face. "you have got such dirty mind."

"yeah, me and the entire internet."

new tweet from: emerson dublin

@ iwantmoresons:
here is my most formal
statement (forced to be posted by rae)
corpse is my pretty boy,
but he has not done adult things
with me besides cry, cook big
girl dinner, and snuggle 🙃

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@valkyrae:
I did not tell you
to phrase it like that!

@iwantmoresons:
like what?

@valkyrae:
do "adult things"

@username:
BAHAHAHAHA
EMERSON

replying to @iwantmoresons
@corpsehusband: I have never
been more confused...

@dreamwastaken:
did you or did you not do
adult things with Em???

@Tommyinnit: EXCUSE???????
ME?????? my mom is
pure thank you

@username: adding this to the
list of out of context yet
unhinged things emerson says

@username: that list is
getting mighty long now

@honkkarl: ... I think I
have joined this friend
group at the wrong time.

                    -—>  @iwantmoresons:
you haven't <3